# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 300
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5981 "2019-01-01T05:28:26Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > I thought that the Donald didn’t drink. This certainly sounds like drunken ravings. There is no explanation for this bullshit. I totally KNOW! As many of you know I have my own difficulties with the bottle and everything he’s said the past year sounds like it was filtered through a bottle of Jack Daniels. Same with his sloppy grooming. Maybe it’s timed-perfectly, not early-onset, Alzheimer’s but I’m reading him as a drunk. A drunk knows his kind. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5982 "2019-01-01T05:48:34Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > What in the actual fuck? > > I thought that the Donald didn’t drink. This certainly sounds like drunken ravings. There is no explanation for this bullshit. > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1079906462753869825](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1079906462753869825) Nobody could actually make up something like that. Is “The Onion” out of business yet? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5983 "2019-01-01T05:52:01Z")
I did read something from a crew person on _The Apprentice_, about Individual-1 crushing up Adderall (an amphetamine) and snorting it before shows. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5984 "2019-01-01T05:55:52Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > What in the actual fuck? > > I thought that the Donald didn’t drink. This certainly sounds like drunken ravings. There is no explanation for this bullshit. > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1079906462753869825](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1079906462753869825) It’s odd what Twitter sees as potentially sensitive material. I clicked on a few replies that Twitter hid - one was a striking photo of the Obamas, captioned as most admired man and woman of 2018 and the second one was Mueller toasting and the caption “hope your 2019 is better than Trump’s!” ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5985 "2019-01-01T06:06:48Z")
Russia’s May Day parade featured tanks and tractors. Ours will eventually feature walls and wheels. When that happens, I will wish I were Russian. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5986 "2019-01-01T06:11:51Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > What in the actual fuck? > > I thought that the Donald didn’t drink. This certainly sounds like drunken ravings. There is no explanation for this bullshit. > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1079906462753869825](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1079906462753869825) He’s a real estate guy. He’s thinking track wall, ala track lighting, or how his closet doors work - walls on wheels, see? It’s truly an advancement in Wall design, that’s for sure! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5987 "2019-01-01T06:34:45Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > If Chump keeps this up, he’ll have four walls, each one padded. I think the worst punishment for Trump would be to force him to be educated. If that would be possible. It would take a team of highly competent professionals that can deal with such a sociopathic, narcistic criminal. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5988 "2019-01-01T08:56:57Z")
> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#): > > A 10 ft wall wouldn’t be allowable by code where I live. It’s not allowable by the code where I live, either. BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE UNITED FUCKING STATES OF FUCKING AMERICA, WHERE THE GOD DAMNED FUCKING **CODE** SAYS “GIVE ME YOUR TIRED,YOUR POOR, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE, THE WRETCHED REFUSE OF YOUR TEEMING SHORE. SEND THESE, THE HOMELESS TEMPEST-TOST TO ME. I LIFT MY LAMP BESIDE THE GOLDEN DOOR!” NOT WALL, DOOR! God damned motherfucking America-hating fuckstick. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Batano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@Batano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batano)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5989 "2019-01-01T11:22:54Z")
Tigers chasing lasers. ROTFL ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5990 "2019-01-01T12:53:26Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Russia’s May Day parade featured tanks and tractors. Ours will eventually feature walls and wheels. > > When that happens, I will wish I were Russian. A wall ON wheels. Just wheel it back and forth to where the migrants are trying to cross. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5991 "2019-01-01T13:38:05Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > A wall ON wheels. Just wheel it back and forth to where the migrants are trying to cross. Now you’re talking. Get a bunch of [mobile billboards](https://billboards2go.com/wp-content/uploads/photo-gallery/Mobile%20Billboard%20image%20FUJI4T.jpg). That way advertising can be sold and the wall gets paid for by McDonalds and Starbucks. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5992 "2019-01-01T14:23:22Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > A wall ON wheels. Just wheel it back and forth to where the migrants are trying to cross. Think I saw that on Benny Hill once. If it wasn’t for the crime and treason, Benny Hill would be a pretty good simile to this so called ‘Presidency’. [Ah, here you go. Warning, Yakety Sax.](https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=yfp-t-s&p=yakety+sax#id=7&vid=139522c5a2e14e78eb7ac97447783273&action=view) ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5993 "2019-01-01T14:48:09Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > I think the worst punishment for Trump would be to force him to be educated. If that would be possible. It would take a team of highly competent professionals that can deal with such a sociopathic, narcistic criminal. Talk about a job you can’t fill. Easier to get someone to take Sec of Defense or Attorney General. > [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > Now you’re talking. Get a bunch of [mobile billboards](https://billboards2go.com/wp-content/uploads/photo-gallery/Mobile%20Billboard%20image%20FUJI4T.jpg). That way advertising can be sold and the wall gets paid for by McDonalds and Starbucks. NOW you’re cookin’ with Crisco! Great idea! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5994 "2019-01-01T15:09:34Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Again, if we just build the top half all issues would be solved: > > … extends across the entire border. > … Can’t be climbed over > … non-existent bottom half provides “see-thru tech™” required by Individual-1 > … can be made of slits, sluts, slats, or concrete! I never understood the requirement I underlined. Do the MAGAts want to gather at the border to point and jeer at all of the brown folk who’ve collected on the other side like flotsam on the beach? > [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > I saw some MAGA freak suggesting building the wall two miles inside the US border and put a moat and mines on the Mexico side. ☹ He’s just nostalgic to bring East Germany back again only with him on the inside. > [@enipla](#): > > I think the worst punishment for Trump would be to force him to be educated. If that would be possible. It would take a team of highly competent professionals that can deal with such a sociopathic, narcistic criminal. I’m picturing Alex in _A Clockwork Orange_. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5995 "2019-01-01T15:14:09Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > A wall ON wheels. Just wheel it back and forth to where the migrants are trying to cross. > [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > Now you’re talking. Get a bunch of [mobile billboards](https://billboards2go.com/wp-content/uploads/photo-gallery/Mobile%20Billboard%20image%20FUJI4T.jpg). That way advertising can be sold and the wall gets paid for by McDonalds and Starbucks. I assume they’ll be driven by the tigers? I don’t think the sharks will be able to shift gears properly. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5996 "2019-01-01T15:21:44Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Talk about a job you can’t fill. Easier to get someone to take Sec of Defense or Attorney General. Yeah, I’ve known some good educators, but none that would ever be able to climb that hill. It won’t be long until his administration will be The Donald, Ivanka, Jarrad and that Nazi Miller. The person you see trying to escape from the window is ‘Flight Risk’. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5997 "2019-01-01T15:24:22Z")
Trump starts the New Year as only he can: > [@TrumpTwit](#): > > HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE HATERS AND THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA! 2019 WILL BE A FANTASTIC YEAR FOR THOSE NOT SUFFERING FROM TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE, GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR OUR COUNTRY! ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5998 "2019-01-01T15:31:20Z")
Right on! The worst stock market performance since 2008, and the govt. is shut down. You go, all-caps-Trumpy! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5999 "2019-01-01T15:48:52Z")
Very Stable Genius indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2019, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6000 "2019-01-01T15:50:42Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > I never understood the requirement I underlined. Do the MAGAts want to gather at the border to point and jeer at all of the brown folk who’ve collected on the other side like flotsam on the beach? The idea is that he may only get enough money approved to pay for half of the wall, so instead of building it half-length, build it half-height; only, if you build the bottom half-height, people will just climb over it. So don’t build the bottom half; build the top half to keep people from climbing over. It’s kind of like the old joke about a country sending astronauts to the Sun. To avoid being burned up, they’ll go at night. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=299) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=301)