# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 302
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2019, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6021 "2019-01-02T21:08:07Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > This is Trump’s shut down. No one else’s. On TV he bragged that he would own it, would be proud of it. Now he’s lying about it - when the whole world saw and heard him say it. He turned down that bipatisan plan to keep the doors open after indicating he’d go along, in a temper tantrum about a wall he will NEVER get. > > And now, after shitting on that, also after a lifetime of NEVER honoring any deal he ever made (he’s famous for reneges and backstabs), he is making a phony show of wantigg to make a deal. > > He doesn’t want a deal. He wants everyone ELSE to cave and for hmslef to “win”. > > Not gonna happen. He can take his “many people say” and “some people say” and “everyone wants” and go to hell. And his supporters stll support him and blame the Democrats. > [@SteveG1](#): > > Schumer is not holding any appointments back. Heads of countries are not calling. The only ones who call, telling Trump what to do are Putin and MbS. Saw a comment on Yahoo’s forums a couple of days ago regarding how untrustworthy NK is because “it’s an ally of Russia and China”. So, of course, I asked, “Do you know who else is an ally of Russia and China? Yep, Trump.” ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6022 "2019-01-03T00:38:35Z")
**Gyrate’s** post (#6015 above) makes me think: Is anyone keeping a running count of how many times the white guy born into privilege and (dubiously obtained) wealth has declared something “Unfair!”? ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6023 "2019-01-03T00:44:15Z")
> [@HelenGawn](#): > > **Gyrate’s** post (#6015 above) makes me think: Is anyone keeping a running count of how many times the white guy born into privilege and (dubiously obtained) wealth has declared something “Unfair!”? Yeah, he’s also very often sad, that poor thing. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6024 "2019-01-03T01:06:07Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > I can just imagine the scene. > > Pelosi: Our bill keeps the government funded at current spending levels through December and offers an additional $1.3 billion for border security. > > Trump: I’ll take Door #1, Nancy. It’s a very big, beautiful door. You always go with Door #1. There’s a fact many people are now finding out about, that if you take Door #1, I got a call from my friend the great Monty Hall, he said if you take Door #1, Door #2 has a goat behind it - very tremendous goat, long horns, very powerful in terms of goat - that some people think, Door #2 has a goat, I should take Door #3, but I know more about doors than anyone that’s lived, if anyone else but Trump took Door #1, they’d say he was a genius, but because Trump wants Door #1 they say you should take #3, and they’re all laughing at us, they think we’re babies because we take Door #1, but you have to take Door #1, and I’m taking Door #1, and you have to take Door #1. …my brain started melting and running out my ears… ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6025 "2019-01-03T06:19:07Z")
Not an original thought, but the turnover of Trump’s staff outpaces Hogwarts’ Defense Against Dark Arts professors. ---
**Author:** ![Batano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@Batano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batano)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6026 "2019-01-03T06:53:16Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Well, to be fair, he’s a New Yorker and all they got there are purse dogs. In my book, if you have to kneel to pet it, it is not really a dog. So, no, he’s never seen a dog. > > QED Never been to NY I take it. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6027 "2019-01-03T10:25:25Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Not an original thought, but the turnover of Trump’s staff outpaces Hogwarts’ Defense Against Dark Arts professors. Witch hunt! ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6028 "2019-01-03T12:28:17Z")
> [@Batano](#): > > Never been to NY I take it. Hey, if POTUS can play up prejudices and stereotypes, so can I; it’s the new truth. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6029 "2019-01-03T14:22:40Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Yeah, he’s also very often sad, that poor thing. Well, that’s because everything he doesn’t like is such a disgrace. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6030 "2019-01-03T14:40:01Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Yeah, he’s also very often sad, that poor thing. > [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Well, that’s because everything he doesn’t like is such a disgrace. And because he’s a WINNER! surrounded by LOSERS! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6031 "2019-01-03T17:13:50Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Yeah, he’s also very often sad, that poor thing. It helps if every time he ends a tweet with “Sad!”, you do it in your head with the voice of [Pig Prince Merkimer from **Disenchantment**](https://youtu.be/1_arJOVUKmU). ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6032 "2019-01-03T20:15:57Z")
> [@Max\_Torque](#): > > It helps if every time he ends a tweet with “Sad!”, you do it in your head with the voice of [Pig Prince Merkimer from **Disenchantment**](https://youtu.be/1_arJOVUKmU). If one were to make a drinking game out of each time he tweets “sad,” how long would it take to die from alcohol poisoning? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6033 "2019-01-09T15:31:59Z")
Never let it be said that the Doofus-in-Chief can’t multitask – he can conduct more than one toddler temper tantrum at a time! > [@Old Orangestain](#): > > Billions of dollars are sent to the State of California for Forest fires that, with proper Forest Management, would never happen. Unless they get their act together, which is unlikely, I have ordered FEMA to send no more money. It is a disgraceful situation in lives & money! ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6034 "2019-01-09T15:44:47Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Never let it be said that the Doofus-in-Chief can’t multitask – he can conduct more than one toddler temper tantrum at a time! What is “proper Forest Management”? Does he still think the forests should all be raked? ---
**Author:** ![Section\_Maker\_Jupe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/section_maker_jupe/32/1424_2.png) [@Section\_Maker\_Jupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Section_Maker_Jupe)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6035 "2019-01-09T15:57:57Z")
haha…I just wrote almost the same thing over at a Ca. weather blog…😃 Its a Gumpian thing. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6036 "2019-01-09T16:00:53Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Never let it be said that the Doofus-in-Chief can’t multitask – he can conduct more than one toddler temper tantrum at a time! Pelosi poked him on national tv last night about failing to make Mexico pay for the wall that he’s failing to build. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6037 "2019-01-09T16:03:12Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Pelosi poked him on national tv last night about failing to make Mexico pay for the wall that he’s failing to build. And this is why I call him **Little Donnie Fail-Fail**. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6038 "2019-01-09T16:11:05Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > What is “proper Forest Management”? Does he still think the forests should all be raked? Nah. Just cut them all down and put up golf courses and hotels with the thump brand on them, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6039 "2019-01-09T16:18:18Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Nah. Just cut them all down and put up golf courses and hotels with the thump brand on them, of course. ‘Forests are nothing by havens for vicious animals.’ - Ed Bluestone ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6040 "2019-01-09T16:58:24Z")
**Billions of dollars are sent to the State of California for Forest fires that, with proper Forest Management, would never happen. Unless they get their act together, which is unlikely, I have ordered FEMA to send no more money. It is a disgraceful situation in lives & money!** What a dipshit. Almost 60% of California “forrest” (dipshit had it spelled as forrest originally) is under his control. 40% is privately owned. Only 3% is controlled by CA. [https://ucanr.edu/sites/forestry/California\_forests/](https://ucanr.edu/sites/forestry/California_forests/) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=301) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=303)