# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 303
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6041 "2019-01-09T17:24:20Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > What is “proper Forest Management”? Does he still think the forests should all be raked? Is all about increased logging in national parks and forests. Neither he nor the timber industry that’s goading him care about forest management or people’s lives or property. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6042 "2019-01-09T18:23:49Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > Is all about increased logging in national parks and forests. Neither he nor the timber industry that’s goading him care about forest management or people’s lives or property. I don’t see the connection. It doesn’t benefit the timber industry any if people don’t get help rebuilding their homes. No, I think this is just a giant Middle Finger to California, just because we don’t like him and he doesn’t like us. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6043 "2019-01-09T18:24:57Z")
Individual-1 realized his nothingburger speech played as well as a wet fart in church, so he’s lashing out. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6044 "2019-01-09T19:36:30Z")
I just want to revisit “Forrest”, all capitalized and misspelled twice. Of course, I probably shouldn’t laugh because he also throws out that CA will get no more disaster funding. Still, “Forrest”. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6045 "2019-01-09T19:53:42Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > And his supporters stll support him and blame the Democrats. Well to hell with those bastards. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6046 "2019-01-09T19:56:53Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Yeah, he’s also very often sad, that poor thing. But not yet sad enough to kill himself. Too bad. Too fucking bad. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6047 "2019-01-09T19:59:16Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > **Billions of dollars are sent to the State of California for Forest fires that, with proper Forest Management, would never happen. Unless they get their act together, which is unlikely, I have ordered FEMA to send no more money. It is a disgraceful situation in lives & money!** > > What a dipshit. Almost 60% of California “forrest” (dipshit had it spelled as forrest originally) is under his control. 40% is privately owned. Only 3% is controlled by CA. > > [California Forests - Forest Research and Outreach](https://ucanr.edu/sites/forestry/California_forests/) Also, California shells out more in federal money than it takes in. California pays for the subsides that to go to the shit heels in Trumpistan. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6048 "2019-01-09T20:19:13Z")
Never let facts get in the way of a good story. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6049 "2019-01-09T20:50:06Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I just want to revisit “Forrest”, all capitalized and misspelled twice. Of course, I probably shouldn’t laugh because he also throws out that CA will get no more disaster funding. Still, “Forrest”. Heh. Hey, are you (s)mocking our president? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6050 "2019-01-10T02:06:41Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > **Billions of dollars are sent to the State of California for Forest fires that, with proper Forest Management, would never happen. Unless they get their act together, which is unlikely, I have ordered FEMA to send no more money. It is a disgraceful situation in lives & money!** > > What a dipshit. Almost 60% of California “forrest” (dipshit had it spelled as forrest originally) is under his control. 40% is privately owned. Only 3% is controlled by CA. > > [California Forests - Forest Research and Outreach](https://ucanr.edu/sites/forestry/California_forests/) He intends to appoint a descendant of Nathan Bedford Forrest as manager of California. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6051 "2019-01-10T02:21:22Z")
> [@HelenGawn](#): > > He intends to appoint a descendant of Nathan Bedford Forrest as manager of California. At this point, I wouldn’t bat an eye if the Trump were to actually appoint Nathan Bedford Forrest. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6052 "2019-01-10T02:24:10Z")
Nathan Bedford Forrest Bubba Gump is a name one can be proud of. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6053 "2019-01-10T15:25:32Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > At this point, I wouldn’t bat an eye if the Trump were to actually appoint Nathan Bedford Forrest. “Nathan Bedford Forrest is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice…” And now here he is denying that he threw a toddler temper tantrum at the latest attempt to talk sense into him: > [@Sponge Blob Golf Pants](#): > > Cryin Chuck told his favorite lie when he used his standard sound bite that I “slammed the table & walked out of the room. He had a temper tantrum.” Because I knew he would say that, and after Nancy said no to proper Border Security, I politely said bye-bye and left, no slamming! (In all fairness, anyone not paying attention, possibly even he himself, could easily overlook the impact of such tiny hands.) ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6054 "2019-01-10T15:35:06Z")
Cryin Chuck. Ooh, sick burn! Very presidential, too. What a hershey squirt the king Republican is. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6055 "2019-01-10T17:18:01Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Cryin Chuck. Ooh, sick burn! Very presidential, too. What a hershey squirt the king Republican is. Chuck needs to video those meetings. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6056 "2019-01-10T23:06:01Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Chuck needs to video those meetings. I bet you a dollar that the meeting _was_ video-taped–by the WH. But when Trump looked at the rushes, he didn’t like his lighting. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6057 "2019-01-11T16:15:07Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Chuck needs to video those meetings. Don’t they have body cams down to the point where a boutonnier would work? And a corsage would easy-peasy, Ms Pelosi. “Stop moving around so much, Mr. President; it’s hard to keep you framed. Oops.” ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6058 "2019-01-11T19:41:14Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Don’t they have body cams down to the point where a boutonnier would work? And a corsage would easy-peasy, Ms Pelosi. > > “Stop moving around so much, Mr. President; it’s hard to keep you framed. Oops.” I’m certain it would be considered a breach of protocol to secretly tape the meetings. But I’m reminded that Trump’s lawyers always attended meetings with him in pairs, to reduce his ability to deny things that he’d said/agreed to. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6059 "2019-01-12T23:28:37Z")
Gee, he’s not taking the latest news well at all… > [@Induhvidual 1](#): > > Wow, just learned in the Failing New York Times that the corrupt former leaders of the FBI, almost all fired or forced to leave the agency for some very bad reasons, opened up an investigation on me, for no reason & with no proof, after I fired Lyin’ James Comey, a total sleaze! > …Funny thing about James Comey. Everybody wanted him fired, Republican and Democrat alike. After the rigged & botched Crooked Hillary investigation, where she was interviewed on July 4th Weekend, not recorded or sworn in, and where she said she didn’t know anything (a lie),… > …the FBI was in complete turmoil (see N.Y. Post) because of Comey’s poor leadership and the way he handled the Clinton mess (not to mention his usurpation of powers from the Justice Department). My firing of James Comey was a great day for America. He was a Crooked Cop… > …who is being totally protected by his best friend, Bob Mueller, & the 13 Angry Democrats - leaking machines who have NO interest in going after the Real Collusion (and much more) by Crooked Hillary Clinton, her Campaign, and the Democratic National Committee. Just Watch! > I have been FAR tougher on Russia than Obama, Bush or Clinton. Maybe tougher than any other President. At the same time, & as I have often said, getting along with Russia is a good thing, not a bad thing. I fully expect that someday we will have good relations with Russia again! > Lyin’ James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter S and his lover, agent Lisa Page, & more, all disgraced and/or fired and caught in the act. These are just some of the losers that tried to do a number on your President. Part of the Witch Hunt. Remember the “insurance policy?” This is it! ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6060 "2019-01-13T00:05:26Z")
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