# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 304
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6061 "2019-01-13T03:58:48Z")
Ya don’t know whether to laugh or cry. > [@](#): > > President Trump insisted on Twitter Saturday he has a plan for the partial government shutdown, though he failed to offer any insight as to what it may be. Instead, Trump intimated his agenda is only comprehensible to those who properly understand his electoral victory in 2016: > > ``` > ....I do have a plan on the Shutdown. But to understand that plan you would have to understand the fact that I won the election, and I promised safety and security for the American people. Part of that promise was a Wall at the Southern Border. Elections have consequences! > > — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 12, 2019 > > ``` Having shit for brains has consequences, too. I hope. > [@](#): > > In an earlier post, Trump denied reported chaos within his administration by noting there are not enough people in the White House to be chaotic: > > ``` > I just watched a Fake reporter from the Amazon Washington Post say the White House is “chaotic, there does not seem to be a strategy for this Shutdown. There is no plan.” The Fakes always like talking Chaos, there is NONE. In fact, there’s almost nobody in the W.H. but me, and... > > — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 12, 2019 > > ``` Almost nobody there but him. :smack: Yes, but he is uniquely gifted to be a one-man locus of chaos. Like a riff on that comment by JFK at the Nobel prize dinner about Thomas Jefferson dining alone. Thump is capable of creating a quite impressive display of chaos in a room all by himself. [Source](https://theweek.com/speedreads/817397/trump-says-plan-shutdown--but-suggests-wont-understand) ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6062 "2019-01-13T13:26:37Z")
> [@DJT](#): > > Elections have consequences! Why yes, Donnie, they do. Not all are positive, however. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6063 "2019-01-13T15:17:23Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Why yes, Donnie, they do. Not all are positive, however. Trials will too (this time). Brace yourself. Meuller is coming. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6064 "2019-01-13T16:22:38Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Ya don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Having shit for brains has consequences, too. I hope. Almost nobody there but him. :smack: Yes, but he is uniquely gifted to be a one-man locus of chaos. Like a riff on that comment by JFK at the Nobel prize dinner about Thomas Jefferson dining alone. Thump is capable of creating a quite impressive display of chaos in a room all by himself. > > [Source](https://theweek.com/speedreads/817397/trump-says-plan-shutdown--but-suggests-wont-understand) First: I sincerely doubt that the White House is ever deserted. He’s probably not counting the dozens of hard-working staff, Secret Service, cooks and butlers, and all those other invisible peon-types. Second: an empty White House is _not_ a good sign. It means that the rats are leaving the sinking ship. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6065 "2019-01-13T19:40:57Z")
[45 now recruiting the Latino vote](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1084464695904530432) > [@Orange Buffoon](#): > > Democrats are saying that DACA is not worth it and don’t want to include in talks. Many Hispanics will be coming over to the Republican side, watch! I wouldn’t bet on it, Donnie. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6066 "2019-01-13T19:46:49Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > [45 now recruiting the Latino vote](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1084464695904530432) > > I wouldn’t bet on it, Donnie. So let me see if I understand this. Individual 1 wants to do away with DACA. He’s offering to keep it if the Democrats will kowtow. Since the Democrats won’t kowtow, he’ll attempt to end DACA. And Latin voters will love him for that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6067 "2019-01-13T20:59:01Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > First: I sincerely doubt that the White House is ever deserted. He’s probably not counting the dozens of hard-working staff, Secret Service, cooks and butlers, and all those other invisible peon-types. Maybe they’re all hiding from him. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6068 "2019-01-13T21:04:54Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > So let me see if I understand this. Individual 1 wants to do away with DACA. He’s offering to keep it if the Democrats will kowtow. Since the Democrats won’t kowtow, he’ll attempt to end DACA. And Latin voters will love him for that? Who do you love more? The guy who has taken you hostage, or the hostage negotiator that won’t pay 5.7 billion dollars for your release? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6069 "2019-01-14T00:11:36Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > So let me see if I understand this. Individual 1 wants to do away with DACA. He’s offering to keep it if the Democrats will kowtow. Since the Democrats won’t kowtow, he’ll attempt to end DACA. And Latin voters will love him for that? I think he just assumes any faction will like him, because he’s Donald Trump. Eskimos? They love me. I bought whale oil. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6070 "2019-01-14T03:33:56Z")
[Trump mocks Elizabeth Warren in the most racist way his syphilitic brain can muster](https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/425141-trump-mocks-video-showing-warren-with-her-husband) ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6071 "2019-01-14T05:12:43Z")
:eek: Well guess who’s gonna be making a bunch of phone calls tomorrow telling his elected reps to get this racist shitbag out of office NOW. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6072 "2019-01-14T07:57:56Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > First: I sincerely doubt that the White House is ever deserted. He’s probably not counting the dozens of hard-working staff, Secret Service, cooks and butlers, and all those other invisible peon-types. > > Second: an empty White House is _not_ a good sign. It means that the rats are leaving the sinking ship. Those people are non-essential. McDonald’s is open during the shutdown. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6073 "2019-01-14T15:17:52Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > [Trump mocks Elizabeth Warren in the most racist way his syphilitic brain can muster](https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/425141-trump-mocks-video-showing-warren-with-her-husband) His scumbag supporters love that shit. Hahhahhah. She’s an ‘Injun’. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6074 "2019-01-14T15:45:40Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > His scumbag supporters love that shit. Hahhahhah. She’s an ‘Injun’. “WE TUK DER LANDS!!! Durka durr!” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6075 "2019-01-15T13:58:34Z")
[https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085159285208858624](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085159285208858624) > [@President Dumbass](#): > > Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters! “Hamberders”. Snerk. Gotta say, however, that I’m wowed by the logistics of cooking, transporting to the White House and serving, presumably still hot and juicy, more than one thousand fast food “hamberders” in one go, and the capacity of the team to pound them down. How many people are we talking about here? Maybe 110 or so team members plus 40 or so coaches? That works out to about 7-8 hamberders per person. I wonder, did they have fries with that? Step up, media. Enquiring minds want to know. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6076 "2019-01-15T14:08:03Z")
Yes, there were fries. Cold fries. There was another picture of mounds of dipping sauce packets in the silver Lincoln gravy boats. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6077 "2019-01-15T14:23:30Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Yes, there were fries. Cold fries. > > There was another picture of mounds of dipping sauce packets in the silver Lincoln gravy boats. This reminds me of an old Adam Sandler movie. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6078 "2019-01-15T14:57:51Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > This reminds me of an old Adam Sandler movie. It reminds me of a not-so-old **Kingsman** movie. Is Trump imitating Samuel L. Jackson as Richmond Valentine? ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6079 "2019-01-15T15:05:33Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085159285208858624](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085159285208858624) > > “Hamberders”. Snerk. > > Gotta say, however, that I’m wowed by the logistics of cooking, transporting to the White House and serving, presumably still hot and juicy, more than one thousand fast food “hamberders” in one go, and the capacity of the team to pound them down. How many people are we talking about here? Maybe 110 or so team members plus 40 or so coaches? That works out to about 7-8 hamberders per person. I wonder, did they have fries with that? > > Step up, media. Enquiring minds want to know. Why the heck didn’t they just get a few caterers, that can cook burgers and brats? Add a food truck or two and you’re good to go. Oh. This was Trumps plan. I envision the Secret Service and other staff driving around DC loading up their cars with Mcd’s. Is that how it went? ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6080 "2019-01-15T15:22:55Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Gotta say, however, that I’m wowed by the logistics of cooking, transporting to the White House and serving, presumably still hot and juicy, more than one thousand fast food “hamberders” in one go, and the capacity of the team to pound them down. How many people are we talking about here? Maybe 110 or so team members plus 40 or so coaches? That works out to about 7-8 hamberders per person. I wonder, did they have fries with that? You’ll be surprised to know that he might be exaggerating. The initial story was 300 hamburgers, which seems more reasonable. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=303) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=305)