# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 306
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6101 "2019-01-16T15:34:01Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > _ **IF** _ he paid for it out of his own pocket, as claimed, there would be no real controversy. Even if he hadn’t it’s scarcely a blip nowadays. Reminds me of that scene in _Titanic_ where Thomas Andrews adjusts the time on a mantel clock in a slanting salon. It’s the hew reality in the US. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6102 "2019-01-16T15:44:48Z")
He just wanted to get the proper time of sinking correct. Jeesh! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6103 "2019-01-16T20:00:38Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > I very much doubt a catering service would need access to the kitchen. The food is cooked off site. Depends what kind of catering it is. I worked for a small catering company when I was in college, and an on-site kitchen was often needed for some of their meals. For example, when we served lunch in corporate boardrooms, the food was often high-quality cuts of meat or fish, and would be done properly in an oven or on the stove on site. Obviously the company also had meal options for places that didn’t have a kitchen, and we also sometimes brought our own electric frypans or portable ovens, but places that did have a kitchen had more meal options to choose from, ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6104 "2019-01-17T16:24:13Z")
[Tweet](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085900696539615232) this morning from the Orange Cheeto. His spelling and proofreading skills continue to shine. > [@](#): > > The Left has become totally unhinged. They no longer care what is Right for our Countrty! ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6105 "2019-01-17T16:55:19Z")
Oh, we are well aware of what is Right for the country, and what is Left for the country, and which is right for the country. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6106 "2019-01-17T17:55:49Z")
> [@scr4](#): > > Oh, we are well aware of what is Right for the country, and what is Left for the country, and which is right for the country. And which one should be left behind. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6107 "2019-01-17T17:59:40Z")
If you go right, you’ll be left. But if you go left, you’ll be right. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6108 "2019-01-17T18:45:46Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > If you go right, you’ll be left. But if you go left, you’ll be right. Three lefts make a right - and 2 rights is completely backwards. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6109 "2019-01-17T22:14:57Z")
Clearly what the Countrty needs now is more hamberders. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6110 "2019-01-17T23:51:15Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Clearly what the Countrty needs now is more hamberders. America will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamberder today. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6111 "2019-01-18T02:17:00Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > America will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamberder today. You want tariffs with that? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6112 "2019-01-18T13:56:28Z")
A [side note](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/01/18/would-calling-murder-get-trump-banned-twitter-ceo-jack-dorsey-wont-say) on the subject: > [@](#): > > But would anything that Trump posts on Twitter ever actually get him – or one of his tweets – removed from the site? Dorsey dodged the question in a Thursday interview with HuffPost, refusing to even clarify whether a call to murder journalists would hypothetically get Trump kicked off the platform… ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6113 "2019-01-18T14:18:05Z")
Dumbass-in-Chief retweets urban legend: > [@Sponge Blob Golf Pants](#): > > Border rancher: “We’ve found prayer rugs out here. It’s unreal.” Washington Examiner People coming across the Southern Border from many countries, some of which would be a big surprise. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6114 "2019-01-18T14:27:16Z")
> [@](#): > > Dumbass-in-Chief retweets urban legend: > > > [@](#): > > > > Quote: > > Originally Posted by Sponge Blob Golf Pants > > Border rancher: “We’ve found prayer rugs out here. It’s unreal.” Washington Examiner People coming across the Southern Border from many countries, some of which would be a big surprise. Holy. Freaking. Crap. Words fail… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6115 "2019-01-18T15:00:01Z")
The border rancher (is that like a cattle rancher?) is not lying. The claim is, in fact, unreal. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6116 "2019-01-18T15:01:31Z")
Yeah, just a rancher who’s property lies on the border. Could be a cattle rancher, could just be some guy who owns a lot of land and calls it a “ranch”. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6117 "2019-01-18T15:52:29Z")
Uh oh, the hamberdler has hacked Donny’s smart phone and twitter. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6118 "2019-01-18T16:09:52Z")
The moron just tweeted “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6119 "2019-01-18T16:12:03Z")
Attempting to cover up subornation of perjury by way of witness tampering: > [@Cadet Bone Spurs](#): > > Kevin Corke, @FoxNews “Don’t forget, Michael Cohen has already been convicted of perjury and fraud, and as recently as this week, the Wall Street Journal has suggested that he may have stolen tens of thousands of dollars…” Lying to reduce his jail time! Watch father-in-law! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6120 "2019-01-18T16:14:13Z")
“I know Cohen committed perjury and fraud because I asked him to! That’s how I know he can’t be trusted!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=305) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=307)