# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 307
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6121 "2019-01-18T16:15:50Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Attempting to cover up subornation of perjury by way of witness tampering: “Lying to reduce his jail time!” Could apply to at least one other individual, eh? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6122 "2019-01-18T16:19:33Z")
Iswydt. :d ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6123 "2019-01-18T16:29:45Z")
> [@Crotalus](#): > > The moron just tweeted “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”. Well, you heard the man. Get after it. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6124 "2019-01-18T22:57:48Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Attempting to cover up subornation of perjury by way of witness tampering: > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by Cadet Bone Spurs > > Kevin Corke, @FoxNews “Don’t forget, Michael Cohen has already been convicted of perjury and fraud, and as recently as this week, the Wall Street Journal has suggested that he may have stolen tens of thousands of dollars…” Lying to reduce his jail time! **Watch father-in-law!** Implicitly threatening Cohen’s family should be beyond the pale for Trump’s Congressional enablers, but of course, isn’t. Each of them should be asked about this, repeatedly. Let them go on the record saying it doesn’t merit any response by Congress. (my emphasis) ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6125 "2019-01-22T16:19:39Z")
Tired of all the whining, er, winning, yet? > [@Individual One](#): > > The reason Sarah Sanders does not go to the “podium” much anymore is that the press covers her so rudely & inaccurately, in particular certain members of the press. I told her not to bother, the word gets out anyway! Most will never cover us fairly & hence, the term, Fake News! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6126 "2019-01-22T17:43:31Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Tired of all the whining, er, winning, yet? > > > [@Individual One](#): > > > > The reason Sarah Sanders does not go to the “podium” much anymore is that the press covers her so rudely & inaccurately, in particular certain members of the press. I told her not to bother, the word gets out anyway! Most will never cover us fairly & hence, the term, Fake News! If only we could go back to those halcyon days with red-blooded, red-meated real news like fake presidential birth certificates and tan suits and pizza-based child prostitution rings and Elvis was an alien’s love child. Ah, I remember it well. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6127 "2019-01-22T17:51:24Z")
:rolleyes: Elvis _fathered_ the alien love child, he _wasn’t_ the alien love child. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6128 "2019-01-22T18:07:05Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > :rolleyes: > > Elvis _fathered_ the alien love child, he _wasn’t_ the alien love child. Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two-headed love child. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6129 "2019-01-22T18:07:33Z")
#Respect ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6130 "2019-01-22T18:41:39Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two-headed love child. It’s a bigfoot baby, all covered in fur now. I saw Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper yeeeeeears ago. What I remember most about the show is that he tried to sing a serious Bruce Springsteen-type song called “Football Friday night,” but the audience couldn’t believe he was doing it. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6131 "2019-01-22T18:52:19Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > :rolleyes: > > Elvis _fathered_ the alien love child, he _wasn’t_ the alien love child. How could he have fathered an alien love child if, he himself, was not originally an alien love child? Hmmm? It’s alien love children all the way down. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6132 "2019-01-22T18:52:54Z")
They didn’t call him Elvis the Pelvis for nothing… ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6133 "2019-01-22T19:04:11Z")
> [@President Pumpkinhead](#): > > Large parts of the Country are suffering from tremendous amounts of snow and near record setting cold. Amazing how big this system is. Wouldn’t be bad to have a little of that good old fashioned Global Warming right now Every winter I hear someone say something like this and it’s always the dumbest motherfucker in town. Donny Dipshit doesn’t disappoint. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6134 "2019-01-22T20:41:17Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > They didn’t call him Elvis the Pelvis for nothing… Then there was his brother Enos… ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6135 "2019-01-22T20:46:01Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Then there was his brother Enos… and his sister Mulva… ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6136 "2019-01-23T14:04:53Z")
Ok, that’s it, I can’t stands no more… > [@the suppurating pustule on the body politic](#): > > BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL! This is the new theme, for two years until the Wall is finished (under construction now), of the Republican Party. Use it and pray! If I’m realty gonna be subjected to this shit for the next two years, I’m moving to a place with no electricity out in the woods, I swear. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6137 "2019-01-23T14:09:13Z")
Nice of him to let his morons know that it was currently under construction. All those idiots need from their con man is words. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6138 "2019-01-23T20:44:59Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Nice of him to let his morons know that it was currently under construction. All those idiots need from their con man is words. But they are the very best words. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6139 "2019-01-23T20:49:29Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Ok, that’s it, I can’t stands no more… > > > [@suppurating pustule on the body politic](#): > > > > BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL! This is the new theme, for two years until the Wall is finished (under construction now), of the Republican Party. Use it and pray! > > If I’m realty gonna be subjected to this shit for the next two years, I’m moving to a place with no electricity out in the woods, I swear. Preet’s response was : “A Dr. Seuss presidency. Without the wisdom. I do not like green eggs and hamberders.” ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6140 "2019-01-23T21:13:19Z")
> [@Steve\_McQwark](#): > > How could he have fathered an alien love child if, he himself, was not originally an alien love child? Hmmm? It’s alien love children all the way down. Not if the mother was the alien. His charisma is interplanetary. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=306) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=308)