# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 312
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6222 "2019-01-29T21:02:13Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > **In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!** > > Jesus Christ! He’s like that old drunk-ass sitting on the bar stool at the dive bar. Somebody posted a cartoon in response to this, with the Titanic sinking, and somebody at the end of the ship which is up in the air says, “If we’re sinking, why are we 200 feet in the air?” ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6223 "2019-01-29T22:51:59Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > **In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!** > > Jesus Christ! He’s like that old drunk-ass sitting on the bar stool at the dive bar. And don’t forget that in Trump’s narcissistic, dementia-addled brain, he knows more about climate than anyone. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6224 "2019-01-30T05:13:20Z")
> [@simster](#): > > so, someone you didn’t know wrote something they didn’t know about something you want other people to not know, and the first thing you think of is to tell everyone where to find out about it? Because it’s a book about him. And the narcissist can’t resist boasting about himself no matter what. Someone wrote another book about ME! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6225 "2019-01-30T08:46:33Z")
> [@Steve\_McQwark](#): > > Okay, two questions. One, is your day job being Trump’s speech writer? Two, if not, is it scary being able to so perfectly replicate the speech patterns of a narcissistic imbecile? It seems like it would be similar to being able to follow the plot of a Where’s Waldo book. It’s not that hard to imitate Loser Donald’s speaking style when you keep track of his verbal tics and some key details about his thought process; - He frequently refers to himself in third person or in plural - He changes topics in mid-sentence if something he says reminds him of something else - He has no sense of curiosity because he believes anything he doesn’t know is unknowable or unimportant - He has little knowledge of history, especially how long ago things happened and when they happened in relation to one another - He’s unaware that certain words have multiple definitions, and latches on to the one he knows when he hears it in an unfamiliar context - He frequently shares common knowledge as if he’s the first person to hear about it - He believes any conflict, of any nature or magnitude, can be resolved by “making a deal” - If things go right, it’s all because of him; if things go wrong, it’s everybody else’s fault - He loves to brag about how beloved he is and how he is, or would be if he decided to be, the best at anything - He believes his critics secretly know he’s right and are pretending to disagree because they’re jealous of his success ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6226 "2019-01-30T18:53:00Z")
Sounds like somebody got cranky over being contradicted in public: > [@The Un-Intelligence Person](#): > > The Intelligence people seem to be extremely passive and naive when it comes to the dangers of Iran. They are wrong! When I became President Iran was making trouble all over the Middle East, and beyond. Since ending the terrible Iran Nuclear Deal, they are MUCH different, but… …a source of potential danger and conflict. They are testing Rockets (last week) and more, and are coming very close to the edge. There economy is now crashing, which is the only thing holding them back. Be careful of Iran. Perhaps Intelligence should go back to school! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6227 "2019-01-30T20:39:09Z")
^ I like that the twerp said “became presidennt” instead of “elected president”. Of course the moron doesn’t realize his asinine decision is the driving force behind Iran’s tests. Oh, well. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6228 "2019-01-30T20:56:48Z")
When did he become President Iran, anyway? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6229 "2019-01-30T20:57:58Z")
Dammit. I put an extra n in president. Well, since this is about Trump, let’s pretend that stands for “nut-job”. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6230 "2019-01-31T21:12:33Z")
Individual 1 is going off on Twitter today on a variety of subjects - WALL (in caps, without “the”), China, Murder in Mexico, Iran, Schumer, claims that more troops are being sent to the southern border (funny nobody else is reporting on that), abortion, taxes, etc, etc, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6231 "2019-01-31T21:32:36Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1 is going off on Twitter today on a variety of subjects - WALL (in caps, without “the”), China, Murder in Mexico, Iran, Schumer, claims that more troops are being sent to the southern border (funny nobody else is reporting on that), abortion, taxes, etc, etc, etc. Yeah, 3 times in the past few hours he’s claimed that the WALL is being built. So, no need for more funding? ---
**Author:** ![Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambrosio_Spinola)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6232 "2019-01-31T22:37:32Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Sounds like somebody got cranky over being contradicted in public: > > The Intelligence people seem to be extremely passive and naive when it comes to the dangers of Iran. They are wrong! When I became President Iran was making trouble all over the Middle East, and beyond. Since ending the terrible Iran Nuclear Deal, they are MUCH different, but… …a source of potential danger and conflict. They are testing Rockets (last week) and more, and are coming very close to the edge. There economy is now crashing, which is the only thing holding them back. Be careful of Iran. Perhaps Intelligence should go back to school! What a difference a day makes: > [@Some Jackass](#): > > Just concluded a great meeting with my Intel team in the Oval Office who told me that what they said on Tuesday at the Senate Hearing was mischaracterized by the media - and we are very much in agreement on Iran, ISIS, North Korea, etc. Their testimony was distorted press > > I would suggest you read the COMPLETE testimony from Tuesday. A false narrative is so bad for our Country. I value our intelligence community. Happily, we had a very good meeting, and we are all on the same page! So, don’t worry your head about what you might have heard the intelligence community say in open testimony that’s easily available - they actually agree with Trump and always have any anything to the contrary is just in your imagination. We’ve always been at war with Eastasia. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6233 "2019-01-31T22:43:49Z")
If its the media’s fault - then why did you react the way you did in the first place? How could their testimony be distorted by the press when it was aired live as it happened? ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6234 "2019-01-31T22:46:40Z")
I’d be willing to bet there wasn’t even a meeting. Just like all those phone calls he’s always getting from various world leaders – totally fabricated. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6235 "2019-01-31T22:58:21Z")
So yesterday’s “go back to school” rant was based on what he heard on TV, and not what he knows from actual real-world interaction with his intelligence chiefs. In other words, he’s come out and admitted that he doesn’t pay attention to his intelligence briefings. Nice. Nothing wrong with that at all. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6236 "2019-01-31T23:42:48Z")
> [@simster](#): > > If its the media’s fault - then why did you react the way you did in the first place? > > … > [@jsc1953](#): > > So yesterday’s “go back to school” rant was based on what he heard on TV, and not what he knows from actual real-world interaction with his intelligence chiefs… He’s motherfucking Baghdad Bob, I tells ya. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6237 "2019-01-31T23:44:36Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > I’d be willing to bet there wasn’t even a meeting. Just like all those phone calls he’s always getting from various world leaders – totally fabricated. Aye; that’s my take on it too: he’s lying. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6238 "2019-01-31T23:53:38Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > I’d be willing to bet there wasn’t even a meeting. Just like all those phone calls he’s always getting from various world leaders – totally fabricated. “Sorry Mr. President, can’t make it, I’m washing my hair”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6239 "2019-01-31T23:55:01Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > He’s motherfucking Baghdad Bob, I tells ya. Dumb ass Don. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6240 "2019-02-01T01:24:20Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > He’s motherfucking Baghdad Bob, I tells ya. Baghdad Bob was competent. > [@enipla](#): > > Dumb ass Don. That’s ‘Double Dumbass Don’ to you. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6241 "2019-02-01T01:31:38Z")
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