# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 313
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6242 "2019-02-01T01:48:12Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > [Trump Jr. tweets](https://www.rawstory.com/2019/01/like-child-saying-libary-trump-jr-mercilessly-mocked-thinking-sl-short-saturday-night-live/) that the Democrats’ platform is “like an S&L sketch”. Apparently, Don Jr. didn’t inherit that best brain. Or,…maybe he did. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6243 "2019-02-01T02:59:14Z")
> [@simster](#): > > Baghdad Bob was competent. > > That’s ‘Double Dumbass Don’ to you. _Double SCOOP Dumbass Don_ ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6244 "2019-02-01T03:16:27Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > [Trump Jr. tweets](https://www.rawstory.com/2019/01/like-child-saying-libary-trump-jr-mercilessly-mocked-thinking-sl-short-saturday-night-live/) that the Democrats’ platform is “like an S&L sketch”. > [@dasmoocher](#): > > Apparently, Don Jr. didn’t inherit that best brain. > > Or,…maybe he did. Hey, give the guy a break. He was just a kid when the S&L crisis hit. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6245 "2019-02-01T04:06:48Z")
Looks like someone’s about to get thrown under the bus… > [@Loser Donald](#): > > Just out: The big deal, very mysterious Don jr telephone calls, after the innocent Trump Tower meeting, that the media & Dems said were made to his father (me), were just conclusively found NOT to be made to me. They were made to friends & business associates of Don. Really sad! ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6246 "2019-02-01T04:16:24Z")
Well, I’ve just seen it flashed across my twitter feed that Mueller has filed some new sealed indictments on Thursday, 31 Jan. The last time he did that - last week - Roger Stone was arrested the next day. Of course, he’s filed other sealed indictments that haven’t broken cover yet. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6247 "2019-02-01T04:24:06Z")
> [@galen\_ubal](#): > > Well, I’ve just seen it flashed across my twitter feed that Mueller has filed some new sealed indictments on Thursday, 31 Jan. > The last time he did that - last week - Roger Stone was arrested the next day. Of course, he’s filed other sealed indictments that haven’t broken cover yet. and Trump is Tweeting about Witch Hunt - at 7:16 PM instead of AM. > [@Tweeter-in-Chief](#): > > Nellie Ohr, the wife of DOJ official Bruce Ohr, was long ago investigating for pay (GPS Fusion) members of my family, feeding it to her husband who was then giving it to the FBI, even though it was created by ousted & discredited Christopher Steele. Illegal! WITCH HUNT ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6248 "2019-02-01T04:32:54Z")
Lessee, [this article lays out the four new indictments, including](https://www.palmerreport.com/analysis/new-sealed-indictments-mueller-court/15665/)location and docket numbers. Here’s a bit of an excerpt from the article: > [@](#): > > As of this evening, the DC docket lists four new sealed items. Let’s be clear here: these could be from any criminal cases going on in the entire DC court, and are not necessarily related to Robert Mueller’s cases. But indictments are only sealed like this when there’s a specific reason prosecutors don’t want the public – or perhaps the target – to know who’s being targeted. So at the least, these four sealed items involve cases and/or defendants in the public view. There are additional clues here. > > These are the four sealed items on the docket: 19-cr-24, 19-cr-25, 19-cr-28, and 19-cr-29. Legal experts have explained to Palmer Report that the bunched up numbers tend to indicate multiple indictments against the same targets, while the gaps tend to indicate separate targets. In other words, 19-cr-24 and 19-cr-25 could be two indictments against one person, while 19-cr-28 and 19-cr-29 could be indictments against a different person. He goes on to mention that it is the same court that Mueller filed the indictment against (what turned out to be) Roger Stone. ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6249 "2019-02-01T05:05:26Z")
Like rubbernecking at a highway accident, I want to see the absolute fireworks that would go off if (when) Don Jr is indicted/arrested/raided by the FBI. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6250 "2019-02-01T05:10:10Z")
> [@tripthicket](#): > > Like rubbernecking at a highway accident, I want to see the absolute fireworks that would go off if (when) Don Jr is indicted/arrested/raided by the FBI. Something like this, I expect; > [@Loser Donald](#): > > Don “Jr.”, who I know nothing about, did very little work in his father’s (Me) great Administration. Some people said I should give him a chance. Now guilty of crimes that have nothing to do with me. TOO BAD! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6251 "2019-02-01T11:05:12Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > He’s motherfucking Baghdad Bob, I tells ya. We’re gonna build the Mother of All Walls. > [@Smapti](#): > > Looks like someone’s about to get thrown under the bus… It does seem like Don Jr is getting measured to see whether he’ll fit underneath. > [@tripthicket](#): > > Like rubbernecking at a highway accident, I want to see the absolute fireworks that would go off if (when) Don Jr is indicted/arrested/raided by the FBI. Never mind Don Jr; I’m waiting for The Jared Show. Not only will Donald will want to protect his little girl from fallout and will go spare, but Jared likely has many more skeletons in his closet. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6252 "2019-02-01T14:17:04Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > We’re gonna build the Mother of All Walls. > It does seem like Don Jr is getting measured to see whether he’ll fit underneath. > > Never mind Don Jr; I’m waiting for The Jared Show. Not only will Donald will want to protect his little girl from fallout and will go spare, but Jared likely has many more skeletons in his closet. Will he? Everything I’ve ever seen from him indicates there’s only one person he considers worth protecting. I almost feel sorry for his kids. Almost. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6253 "2019-02-01T19:40:55Z")
> [@tripthicket](#): > > Like rubbernecking at a highway accident, I want to see the absolute fireworks that would go off if (when) Don Jr is indicted/arrested/raided by the FBI. And that will only be the pregame show for the main event of Don Jr, Eric, Jared, and Don Sr trying to throw each other under the bus… ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6254 "2019-02-02T15:26:58Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > I almost feel sorry for his kids. > > Almost. When you sup with the devil, use a long spoon. Even when he’s your dad, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6255 "2019-02-07T16:29:09Z")
Looks like somebody’s legal troubles are giving him a bad case of the heebie-jeebies and the collywobbles and maybe even the boogie woogie flu: > [@Tribble-Haired...](#): > > PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! It should never be allowed to happen again! > [@...Orange Blob...](#): > > …the Dems and their committees are going “nuts.” The Republicans never did this to President Obama, there would be no time left to run government. I hear other committee heads will do the same thing. Even stealing people who work at White House! A continuation of Witch Hunt! > [@...That Walks Like A Man](#): > > So now Congressman Adam Schiff announces, after having found zero Russian Collusion, that he is going to be looking at every aspect of my life, both financial and personal, even though there is no reason to be doing so. Never happened before! Unlimited Presidential Harassment… ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6256 "2019-02-07T16:37:13Z")
> [@](#): > > So now Congressman Adam Schiff announces, after having found zero Russian Collusion, that he is going to be looking at every aspect of my life, **both financial and personal** All I can say is _Eeewwwwww_. And, whatsa matter Donnie? Got something to hide? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6257 "2019-02-07T16:48:24Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > All I can say is _Eeewwwwww_. > > And, whatsa matter Donnie? Got something to hide? I note that the Doofus-in-Chief is sufficiently cowed to quit refrain from referring to the Congressman as “Adam Schitt”. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6258 "2019-02-07T16:56:04Z")
Poor Donnie. Fuck you, Trump. Ask the Clintons about scrutiny. then get back to us. And how’s your own search into President Obama’s birth certificate coming along? Really, fuck you, criminal. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6259 "2019-02-07T17:14:06Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Poor Donnie. Fuck you, Trump. Ask the Clintons about scrutiny. then get back to us. And how’s your own search into President Obama’s birth certificate coming along? Really, fuck you, criminal. Double ditto! Squared! ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6260 "2019-02-07T17:20:19Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Poor Donnie. Fuck you, Trump. Ask the Clintons about scrutiny. then get back to us. And how’s your own search into President Obama’s birth certificate coming along? Really, fuck you, criminal. Poor Donnie! He’s being harassed! Help, help…see the violence inherent in the system! I feel so sorry for the poor guy, just trying to do the best job ever and now he’s being hounded by this partisan witch hunt! Hahahahahahahaheheeheeeheheee…god, no, I don’t. This is awesome and getting better every day. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6261 "2019-02-07T21:02:07Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Looks like somebody’s legal troubles are giving him a bad case of the heebie-jeebies and the collywobbles and maybe even the boogie woogie flu: > [@](#): > > Originally Posted by Tribble-Haired… > PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! It should never be allowed to happen again! Sounds good. Once they are done with you, we will try not to let it happen again to another president. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=312) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=314)