# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 317
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6322 "2019-02-18T14:50:25Z")
The projection is strong with this one: > [@Crook-in-Chief](#): > > Wow, so many lies by now disgraced acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe. He was fired for lying, and now his story gets even more deranged. He and Rod Rosenstein, who was hired by Jeff Sessions (another beauty), look like they were planning a very illegal act, and got caught… ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6323 "2019-02-18T15:33:52Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > The projection is strong with this one: > [@Crook-in-Chief](#): > > Wow, so many lies by now disgraced acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe. He was fired for lying, and now his story gets even more deranged. He and Rod Rosenstein, who was hired by **Jeff Sessions (another beauty)**, look like they were planning a very illegal act, and got caught… (Bolding mine). What is Jefferson up to these days? When is someone going to haul his sorry ass before a committee? I hope Trump’s derision of him eats at him every day but that’s not enough punishment for him. ---
**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6324 "2019-02-18T21:32:39Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Maybe Trump can get the Comedy Division of the Justice Department to prosecute. {Cue ominous music} In the criminal justice system of the dystopian near future presidential harassment is considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious forays into satire are members of an elite squad known as, the Clown Police. ---
**Author:** ![Anny\_Middon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Anny\_Middon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anny_Middon)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6325 "2019-02-18T23:55:33Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > May as well face it. “The Base” for all their talk and flag waving, don’t give a fuck about the Constitution, its Bill Of Rights, freedom, or the country as a whole. They DON’T. Except for the Second Amendment. They LOVE that one. ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6326 "2019-02-19T00:05:11Z")
> [@Apollyon](#): > > {Cue ominous music} In the criminal justice system of the dystopian near future presidential harassment is considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious forays into satire are members of an elite squad known as, the Clown Police. The Clown Police, they’re all inside of Trump’s head. ---
**Author:** ![Reindeer\_Flotilla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reindeer_flotilla/32/3024_2.png) [@Reindeer\_Flotilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reindeer_Flotilla)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6327 "2019-02-19T00:20:47Z")
> [@CaptMurdock](#): > > The Clown Police, they’re all inside of Trump’s head. The Clown Police (police, police) 'Cause they’re waiting for me Looking for me Every single night (They’re) driving me insane Those clowns inside my brain ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6328 "2019-02-19T00:21:01Z")
> [@Apollyon](#): > > {Cue ominous music} In the criminal justice system of the dystopian near future presidential harassment is considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious forays into satire are members of an elite squad known as, the Clown Police. That would make for a pretty cool cold open next Saturday. Bunch of clowns in FBI windbreakers taking Alec Baldwin down… ---
**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6329 "2019-02-19T01:00:52Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > That would make for a pretty cool cold open next Saturday. Bunch of clowns in FBI windbreakers taking Alec Baldwin down… They need to all arrive outside the SNL studio in one small car. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6330 "2019-02-19T15:53:54Z")
[https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190219/a9ecb377026f414197ab161f8c84522c.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190219/a9ecb377026f414197ab161f8c84522c.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6331 "2019-02-20T04:17:00Z")
Someone made a poetry book from Donald Trump’s speeches [https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190220/d7f8dd4b66f8fd13bd89b13b4881aadf.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190220/d7f8dd4b66f8fd13bd89b13b4881aadf.jpg) [https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190220/6b694ac259a8798ff001400e88b52e9e.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190220/6b694ac259a8798ff001400e88b52e9e.jpg) [https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190220/2749fc4aff94d50363038b19cd10b139.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190220/2749fc4aff94d50363038b19cd10b139.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6332 "2019-02-20T16:15:03Z")
> [@Biffster](#): > > Someone made a poetry book from Donald Trump’s speeches > > [https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190220/d7f8dd4b66f8fd13bd89b13b4881aadf.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190220/d7f8dd4b66f8fd13bd89b13b4881aadf.jpg) > > [https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190220/6b694ac259a8798ff001400e88b52e9e.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190220/6b694ac259a8798ff001400e88b52e9e.jpg) > > [https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190220/2749fc4aff94d50363038b19cd10b139.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190220/2749fc4aff94d50363038b19cd10b139.jpg) Hmmph. Wake me when Shatner does dramatic readings from it. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6333 "2019-02-21T02:53:36Z")
> [@Anny\_Middon](#): > > Except for the Second Amendment. They LOVE that one. Only because they misinterpret it. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6334 "2019-02-21T05:39:00Z")
> [@CaptMurdock](#): > > Hmmph. Wake me when Shatner does dramatic readings from it. 🆒 [In Esperanto!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus_(1966_film)) ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2019, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6335 "2019-02-22T04:17:24Z")
The Stable Genius shows off his technical prowess: > [@Orange Shitgobbin](#): > > I want 5G, and even 6G, technology in the United States as soon as possible. It is far more powerful, faster, and smarter than the current standard. American companies must step up their efforts, or get left behind. There is no reason that we should be lagging behind on something that is so obviously the future. I want the United States to win through competition, not by blocking out currently more advanced technologies. We must always be the leader in everything we do, especially when it comes to the very exciting world of technology! > > 5G is available in a few markets, but probably won’t be widespread until sometime in 2020. And American companies, as usual, are leading the charge. 6G, however, isn’t yet a thing. Except in Drumpf’s adderall-sodden brain. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2019, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6336 "2019-02-22T04:48:34Z")
N/m ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2019, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6337 "2019-02-22T11:41:40Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > The Stable Genius shows off his technical prowess: > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1098581869233344512](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1098581869233344512) > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1098583029713420288](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1098583029713420288) > > 5G is available in a few markets, but probably won’t be widespread until sometime in 2020. And American companies, as usual, are leading the charge. > > 6G, however, isn’t yet a thing. Except in Drumpf’s adderall-sodden brain. “Hey, I have the BEST PEOPLE! And they tell me we’re just going to skip over 6G, 7G, 8G, 9G, and go straight to 10G! The BEST PEOPLE! America wins!” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2019, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6338 "2019-02-22T14:50:04Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > “Hey, I have the BEST PEOPLE! And they tell me we’re just going to skip over 6G, 7G, 8G, 9G, and go straight to 10G! The BEST PEOPLE! America wins!” Fuck that - I want 11G - why stop @ 10 when 11 is right there? ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6339 "2019-02-22T15:20:00Z")
> [@simster](#): > > Fuck that - I want 11G - why stop @ 10 when 11 is right there? 12 G, to match Article XII of the Constitution, which Trump has long vowed to defend. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2019, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6340 "2019-02-22T15:33:58Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > “Hey, I have the BEST PEOPLE! And they tell me we’re just going to skip over 6G, 7G, 8G, 9G, and go straight to 10G! The BEST PEOPLE! America wins!” Skipping straight to 10G suggests that this will be a Microsoft project… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2019, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6341 "2019-02-22T15:39:55Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > “Hey, I have the BEST PEOPLE! And they tell me we’re just going to skip over 6G, 7G, 8G, 9G, and go straight to 10G! The BEST PEOPLE! America wins!” > [@simster](#): > > Fuck that - I want 11G - why stop @ 10 when 11 is right there? > [@Defensive\_Indifference](#): > > 12 G, to match Article XII of the Constitution, which Trump has long vowed to defend. Someone should mention 4H and let him run with it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=316) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=318)