# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 320
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2019, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6382 "2019-03-01T23:58:59Z")
Cadet Bone Spurs tries doing a walk-back after stepping on his mushroom: > [@Dithering Donald](#): > > I never like being misinterpreted, but especially when it comes to Otto Warmbier and his great family. Remember, I got Otto out along with three others. The previous Administration did nothing, and he was taken on their watch. Of course I hold North Korea responsible… …for Otto’s mistreatment and death. Most important, Otto Warmbier will not have died in vain. Otto and his family have become a tremendous symbol of strong passion and strength, which will last for many years into the future. I love Otto and think of him often! ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2019, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6383 "2019-03-02T03:22:00Z")
Here’s a brief and amusing Youtube clip of some sycophantic, lying, hypocritical talking heads lauding Trump and condemning Obama for the exact same foreign policy: [Right-wing, ass-licking, Trump-trash.](https://youtu.be/_KRkmF8Qh2o) ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2019, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6384 "2019-03-09T15:56:30Z")
Good grief. :smack: He just can’t get used to the idea that he’s the president now. (I know I can’t.) > [@](#): > > Donald J. Trump > ‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump > > A massive blow to Obama’s message - only 38,000 new jobs for month in just issued jobs report. That’s REALLY bad! Except, of course, if the news is good, it’s to thump’s credit. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2019, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6385 "2019-03-09T16:27:14Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Good grief. :smack: He just can’t get used to the idea that he’s the president now. (I know I can’t.) > > Except, of course, if the news is good, it’s to thump’s credit. :dubious: That was from June 2016. I think it falls under _Trump criticizes Trump_ after job creation ground to a halt in February with only 20,000 jobs added. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2019, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6386 "2019-03-09T18:18:44Z")
I guess Trump just cleared Sessions of his involvement in his conspiracy between the Trump Campaign and Russia. In response to an article about Sessions being investigated over Trump/Russia, Trump tweeted “ Sessions didn’t have a clue!” > **[Trump: ‘Sessions didn’t have a clue!’](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/433278-trump-sessions-didnt-have-a-clue/)** > > President Trump took a swipe at his former Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Friday, adding to a long history of barbs aimed at the nation’s former top cop.“Sessions didn’t have a clue!” Trump… A clue about what, Orange Treasonous? Are you saying Sessions wasn’t in on the plot? The plot that you’ve claimed didn’t exist? Just another Stupid Watergate moment. ---
**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6387 "2019-03-10T02:47:38Z")
> [@](#): > > Orange Nightmare: > > Wacky Nut Job AnnCoulter, who still hasn’t figured out that, despite all odds and an entire Democrat Party of Far Left Radicals against me (not to mention certain Republicans who are sadly unwilling to fight), I am winning on the Border. Major sections of Wall are being built… > > …and renovated, with MUCH MORE to follow shortly. Tens of thousands of illegals are being apprehended (captured) at the Border and NOT allowed into our Country. With another President, millions would be pouring in. I am stopping an invasion as the Wall gets built. #MAGA Putting aside the lies and the mathematical improbabilities (millions? At some point everything south of the Rio Grande would be empty because there is a finite amount of people in the Americas…), I do enjoy a nice swipe at Coulter any day. It’s hard to take sides in the Trump-Coulter wars. It’s a garbage vs garbage main event. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6388 "2019-03-10T07:12:38Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Why do thump’s bromances never work out? Wait…he’s saying that Cohen’s FAKE testimony was a lie? All these contradictions! If only someone could explain all this! Wait…Tim Curry wants to try: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/PKo7Ivssqfk/maxresdefault.jpg "Clue Clip - Double Negative") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKo7Ivssqfk) ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6389 "2019-03-11T15:02:23Z")
OK, this one cracked me up: > [@Trumpster Fire](#): > > At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story! Sure, makes perfect sense; after all, “Apple” has both fewer letters and fewer syllables than “Cook”. Hey, wait a minute… But thanks for carving out a bit of Executive Time for that entirely sensible explanation, Don President. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6390 "2019-03-11T15:17:49Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > OK, this one cracked me up: > > Sure, makes perfect sense; after all, “Apple” has both fewer letters and fewer syllables than “Cook”. Hey, wait a minute… > > But thanks for carving out a bit of Executive Time for that entirely sensible explanation, Don President. No, no, you misunderstand the mind of a stable genius. He initially wanted to say “Tim Cook from Apple”, but since he is the most effective president ever with the best brain, he saved two whole words and shortened it to “Tim Apple”. Only haters would not get that. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6391 "2019-03-11T15:34:57Z")
See, it’s because we didn’t hear the silent / between “Tim” and “Apple”. A non-psychotic human would’ve just ignored the episode or shrugged it off instead of coming up with a “I meant to do that!” rationalization. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6392 "2019-03-11T16:17:05Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > See, it’s because we didn’t hear the silent / between “Tim” and “Apple”. > > A non-psychotic human would’ve just ignored the episode or shrugged it off instead of coming up with a “I meant to do that!” rationalization. He’s absolutely incapable of understanding that if he would just laugh off some of the little things, he might be better perceived. It’s just astounding. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6393 "2019-03-11T16:41:30Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > See, it’s because we didn’t hear the silent / between “Tim” and “Apple”. > > A non-psychotic human would’ve just ignored the episode or shrugged it off instead of coming up with a “I meant to do that!” rationalization. Didn’t he try the “I meant to do that” strategy when he fell asleep on the toilet and twittered “covfefe”? At least he’s consistent. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6394 "2019-03-11T17:34:30Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > … fell asleep on the toilet and twittered “covfefe”? At least he’s consistent. At least he’s regular. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6395 "2019-03-11T21:56:29Z")
Trump once again fails to appreciate the obvious irony. > [@Trump retweet](#): > > [today touring a Gaza terror tunnel. Cost of tunnel = cost of 2 new schools = cost of 30 new homes. #Hamas consistently makes the wrong choices for the people of #Gaza. Heartbreaking.](https://twitter.com/USAmbIsrael/status/1104730499862462464) Meanwhile: Cost of wall = cost of 21,000 new homes= cost of 360 new schools (Asuming median US prices and $5.9billion wall) and can be defeated by this relatively cheap ass tunnel. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6396 "2019-03-12T13:39:16Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > Didn’t he try the “I meant to do that” strategy when he fell asleep on the toilet and twittered “covfefe”? At least he’s consistent. > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > At least he’s regular. Brain bleach! Where’s the brain bleach! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6397 "2019-03-12T14:32:34Z")
This morning’s insanity: > [@](#): > > Airplanes are becoming far too complex to fly… > [@](#): > > …I don’t know about you, but I don’t want Albert Einstein to be my pilot. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6398 "2019-03-12T14:43:03Z")
He also promoted “Jexodus” which is apparently yet another twist on “WalkAway” and “Blexit”: following some of Ilhan Omar’s comments now a millennial led movement has Jews fleeing the Democratic Party since apparently only one of the two parties has a problem with anti-Semitism. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6399 "2019-03-12T15:10:04Z")
> [@Covfefe](#): > > He also promoted “Jexodus” which is apparently yet another twist on “WalkAway” and “Blexit”: following some of Ilhan Omar’s comments now a millennial led movement has Jews fleeing the Democratic Party since apparently only one of the two parties has a problem with anti-Semitism. Isn’t an exodus of Jews just called an “exodus”? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6400 "2019-03-12T15:23:34Z")
I believe you’re correct because that happened right after their tribe was founded in Jenesis. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6401 "2019-03-12T15:37:47Z")
Trump once again weighs in on a subject he knows sweet fuck all about: > [@Don President](#): > > Airplanes are becoming far too complex to fly. Pilots are no longer needed, but rather computer scientists from MIT. I see it all the time in many products. Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often old and simpler is far better. Split second decisions are… > > …needed, and the complexity creates danger. All of this for great cost yet very little gain. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want Albert Einstein to be my pilot. I want great flying professionals that are allowed to easily and quickly take control of a plane! Yeah, and we should launch 'em with steam catapults, amiright? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=319) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=321)