# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2019, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6462 "2019-03-18T01:54:04Z")

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I suspect Fred Trump referred to his wife as “scotch” because he knew it was an insult. Young Don probably didn’t know the difference.

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**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2019, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6463 "2019-03-18T02:40:01Z")

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> **[Trump threatens 'SNL' with federal investigation for mocking him](https://ew.com/tv/2019/03/17/trump-threatens-snl-twitter/)**
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> President Trump is taking his fixation with 'Saturday Night Live' to a new level.

His latest Twitter nonsense - “It’s truly incredible that shows like Saturday Night Live, not funny/no talent, can spend all of their time knocking the same person (me), over & over, without so much of a mention of ‘the other side,'” the president wrote. “Like an advertisement without consequences. Same with Late Night Shows. Should Federal Election Commission and/or FCC look into this? There must be Collusion with the Democrats and, of course, Russia!

The level of his idiocy has no bounds. I’m surprised he didn’t say “the failing” SNL. That is because it is not failing. Because, “We are going to keep on doing the sketch.” From one of my favorite movies -

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/MsjPemPqMjg/hqdefault.jpg "My Favorite Year Boss Hijack") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsjPemPqMjg)

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2019, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6464 "2019-03-18T03:22:18Z")

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[quote=“Mike\_Mabes, post:6463, topic:772428”]

> **[Trump threatens 'SNL' with federal investigation for mocking him](https://ew.com/tv/2019/03/17/trump-threatens-snl-twitter/)**
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> President Trump is taking his fixation with 'Saturday Night Live' to a new level.

His latest Twitter nonsense - “It’s truly incredible that shows like Saturday Night Live, not funny/no talent, can spend all of their time knocking the same person (me), over & over, without so much of a mention of ‘the other side,'” the president wrote. “Like an advertisement without consequences. Same with Late Night Shows. Should Federal Election Commission and/or FCC look into this? There must be Collusion with the Democrats and, of course, Russia!

The level of his idiocy has no bounds. I’m surprised he didn’t say “the failing” SNL. That is because it is not failing. Because, “We are going to keep on doing the sketch.” From one of my favorite movies -

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Even better that SNL was a repeat this week.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2019, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6465 "2019-03-18T04:15:07Z")

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> [@Mike\_Mabes](#):
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> [Trump threatens SNL with federal investigation due to mocking him](https://ew.com/tv/2019/03/17/trump-threatens-snl-twitter/)
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> His latest Twitter nonsense - “It’s truly incredible that shows like Saturday Night Live, not funny/no talent, can spend all of their time knocking the same person (me), over & over, without so much of a mention of ‘the other side,'” the president wrote. “Like an advertisement without consequences. Same with Late Night Shows. Should Federal Election Commission and/or FCC look into this? There must be Collusion with the Democrats and, of course, Russia!

I think Jimmy Kimmel’s response to that is the most a-propos : “How about this: you stop being terrible, we’ll stop pointing it out.”

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2019, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6466 "2019-03-18T12:57:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by Mike Mabes  
> [https://ew.com/tv/2019/03/17/trump-t...s-snl-twitter/](https://ew.com/tv/2019/03/17/trump-t...s-snl-twitter/)
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> His latest Twitter nonsense - “It’s truly incredible that shows like Saturday Night Live, not funny/no talent, can spend all of their time knocking the same person (me), over & over, without so much of a mention of ‘the other side,'” the president wrote. “Like an advertisement without consequences. Same with Late Night Shows. Should Federal Election Commission and/or FCC look into this? There must be Collusion with the Democrats and, of course, Russia!

_Advertisements should have consequences, dammit!!_

Huh?

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2019, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6467 "2019-03-18T13:30:22Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> Supposedly, Trump doesn’t, but he may snort Adderall.
> 
> Anyway, check out this video for a recap about how the “Scotch” view Trump.
> 
> [The Original Trump Haters | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pbTmXsfiYk)
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> About a minute into it, when Trump describes himself as Scotch, the correspondent yells: “It’s Scottish! You plonker!”

“Ich bin ein Glaswegan.”

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2019, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6468 "2019-03-18T13:50:11Z")

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Trump reminds us who the real victim of the past few days has been:

[Trump finds plenty to be outraged about – aside from New Zealand](https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/18/politics/donald-trump-new-zealand-white-supremacy/index.html)

> [@](#):
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> President Donald Trump spent the weekend venting venom at a bewildering list of targets – even as much of the rest of the world was still trying to come to terms with a true outrage – the carnage wrought against Muslims in New Zealand.
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> In a stunning display of personal grievances aired on Twitter, Trump demanded the return of a supportive Fox News host who was missing from her usual spot on Saturday after verbally attacking an American Muslim lawmaker. He escalated his beyond-the-grave feud with late Sen. John McCain. He complained at being lampooned by NBC’s “Saturday Night Live.” Trump also fulminated against the Russia investigation, “Radical Left Democrats” and took shots at an Ohio union boss before demanding a now-closed GM plant in Ohio be reopened or sold.
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> It isn’t that it is unusual for this most unconventional of Presidents to hit out at his foes on Twitter. But this weekend’s tirade came across as even more jarring given his tepid tone on Friday when he said that he didn’t think white supremacy was a growing global problem after the attack on two mosques in Christchurch, New Zealand, that killed 50.
> 
> …
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> “I don’t think anybody can say the President is anti-Muslim,” acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney said when confronted with evidence like Trump’s demand to ban all Muslim immigration during the 2016 campaign and a remark that “Islam hates us.”

“I don’t think anybody can say the President is anti-Muslim,”

Um…isn’t the very first thing Trump’s admin tried to do was the Muslim ban?

I thought the first thing was going to be the repeal and replacement of Obamacare and it would be done on Day One because it would be so easy.

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**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2019, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6469 "2019-03-18T19:39:11Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> “Ich bin ein Glaswegan.”

“I am a deep-fried Mars bar”?!

😃

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2019, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6470 "2019-03-18T23:06:27Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> “I don’t think anybody can say the President is anti-Muslim,”

You know, that’s perfectly fair. Donald Trump is not anti-Muslim strictly speaking. He’s anti-peoplewhoaren’tDonaldTrump. The promised Muslim ban was just a sociopathic way for him to get what he wanted, and that’s all that matters to him. At all times, and at any cost (to others).

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6471 "2019-03-19T02:20:23Z")

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Just catching up on thump’s weekend twitterstorm.

- "‘Be Weak & Die!’ Seeking Clues Behind Trump’s Weekend Twitter Barrage "\*  
[https://nyti.ms/2FmtaWc](https://nyti.ms/2FmtaWc)

This is catchy-- should be his 2020 slogan. Would look good on a hat or a t-shirt. After all, the MAGAbots will need to buy all new gear, because money.

> [@](#):
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> _Be strong & prosper, be weak & die!_

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6472 "2019-03-19T03:36:40Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Just catching up on thump’s weekend twitterstorm.
> 
> - "‘Be Weak & Die!’ Seeking Clues Behind Trump’s Weekend Twitter Barrage "\*  
> [https://nyti.ms/2FmtaWc](https://nyti.ms/2FmtaWc)
> 
> This is catchy-- should be his 2020 slogan. Would look good on a hat or a t-shirt. After all, the MAGAbots will need to buy all new gear, because money.

I read that “Be strong and prosper” is a white supremacist slogan.

> **[The rise of white nationalism](https://popular.info/p/the-rise-of-white-nationalism)**
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> Violent white nationalists think Trump is a white nationalist. Fifty-one Muslims were murdered in New Zealand last week by a white nationalist. The suspect scrawled racist slogans on his semi-automatic rifles and streamed the attack live on Facebook.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6473 "2019-03-19T04:12:00Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> I read that “Be strong and prosper” is a white supremacist slogan.  
> [The rise of white nationalism - by Judd Legum](https://popular.info/p/the-rise-of-white-nationalism)

Well, that’s not the first time he’s pulled such a stunt (repeating White Supremacist/Neo-Nazi nonsense) on Twitter, is it?

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6474 "2019-03-19T12:51:35Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Just catching up on thump’s weekend twitterstorm.
> 
> - "‘Be Weak & Die!’ Seeking Clues Behind Trump’s Weekend Twitter Barrage "\*  
> [https://nyti.ms/2FmtaWc](https://nyti.ms/2FmtaWc)
> 
> This is catchy-- should be his 2020 slogan. Would look good on a hat or a t-shirt. After all, the MAGAbots will need to buy all new gear, because money.

I’m sure it sounds better in the original German.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6475 "2019-03-19T13:10:45Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> I read that “Be strong and prosper” is a white supremacist slogan.  
> [The rise of white nationalism - by Judd Legum](https://popular.info/p/the-rise-of-white-nationalism)

Nah! Couldn’t be! I’m sure that Trump was just expressing his solidarity with Trekkies, and got the phrasing wrong.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6476 "2019-03-19T21:04:12Z")

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[Hey, orange doofus, what happened to your campaign promise to have Mexico pay for your damn wall?](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/434404-trump-attacks-john-mccain-over-obamacare-repeal)

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6477 "2019-03-19T23:00:20Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
>
> Just catching up on thump’s weekend twitterstorm.
> 
> - "‘Be Weak & Die!’ Seeking Clues Behind Trump’s Weekend Twitter Barrage "\*  
> [https://nyti.ms/2FmtaWc](https://nyti.ms/2FmtaWc)
> 
> This is catchy-- should be his 2020 slogan. Would look good on a hat or a t-shirt. After all, the MAGAbots will need to buy all new gear, because money.

**BWAD** , eh?

Yeah. You can just hear the Trump fans chorusing “BWAD” in unison… Won’t sound like Elmer Fudd at _all._

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6478 "2019-03-19T23:09:56Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> [Hey, orange doofus, what happened to your campaign promise to have Mexico pay for your damn wall?](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/434404-trump-attacks-john-mccain-over-obamacare-repeal)

Too hard. Easier to steal the money from the military. That military money was going to be wasted on things like housing and schools. The monument to his small, mushroom penis, aka “the wall”, is so much more important (the two are nearly the same on the impotent scale though).

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6479 "2019-03-19T23:28:04Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> [Hey, orange doofus, what happened to your campaign promise to have Mexico pay for your damn wall?](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/434404-trump-attacks-john-mccain-over-obamacare-repeal)

I think in another thread I noted that he is the first President to both veto and declare a national emergency against his own premiere campaign promise.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2019, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6480 "2019-03-20T00:41:25Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Too hard. Easier to steal the money from the military. That military money was going to be wasted on things like housing and schools. The monument to his small, mushroom penis, aka “the wall”, is so much more important (the two are nearly the same on the impotent scale though).

Yet he tweets about McCain not fulfilling a campaign promise.

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2019, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6481 "2019-03-20T02:14:10Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Yet he tweets about McCain not fulfilling a campaign promise.

Trump is such a small, petty man. A pathetic excuse for a human being. A vile excrescence. Such a pussy - picking on a dead man who cannot respond. The left-wing, fake news media should declare a “No Trump Day” some time and deny this loser his primary pleasure of jacking-off to the responses to his lame statements - stop covering this idiot for 24 hours. Altho, that would relieve the chafing on his inadequate male part.

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