# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 325
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2019, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6482 "2019-03-20T02:19:35Z")
> [@snowthx](#): > > Trump is such a small, petty man. A pathetic excuse for a human being. A vile excrescence. Such a pussy - picking on a dead man who cannot respond. ““No one will ever love you the way they loved my father. … I wish I had been given more Saturday’s with him. Maybe spend yours with your family instead of on twitter obsessing over mine?” - [Meghan McCain](https://nypost.com/2019/03/17/meghan-mccain-responds-as-trump-continues-attacks-on-late-father/) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2019, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6483 "2019-03-20T02:38:27Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > What is it called… damn, it’s on the tip of my tongue… somebody help me here: > > What’s it called again when the government decides to control the means of production? Trumpenomics? One of the outfits that plans to sell their automobiles in the United States is GAC Group from China. I bet Tan the Conman loves them, not least of all because [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trumpchi) is one of the marques. I bet he’d give them a great deal on building the cars in the US. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2019, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6484 "2019-03-20T02:53:11Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Trumpenomics? > > One of the outfits that plans to sell their automobiles in the United States is GAC Group from China. I bet Tan the Conman loves them, not least of all because [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trumpchi) is one of the marques. I bet he’d give them a great deal on building the cars in the US. Trumpchi: a sour, wilted cabbage dish with an orange tint, popular in North Korea. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2019, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6485 "2019-03-20T03:32:11Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Trumpchi: a sour, wilted cabbage dish with an orange tint, popular in North Korea. Named after Dear Leader’s biggest fan! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Feldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lord_feldon/32/341_2.png) [@Lord\_Feldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Feldon)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6486 "2019-03-28T10:55:32Z")
The President would [like everybody to know](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1111214993293357056) that just because someone isn’t ultimately prosecuted for a crime, it doesn’t make them innocent, and indeed they should be subjected to further scrutiny to see if there are any other crimes they have committed. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6487 "2019-03-28T12:02:50Z")
Somewhere in the tweet binge was a threat to close the southern border again - here we go with this unhinged shit again. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6488 "2019-03-28T16:33:17Z")
Also, CFSG has apparently decided gasoline prices are too high and has commanded OPEC, via Tweet, to increase production. I’m sure they’ll get right on that. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6489 "2019-03-29T14:27:52Z")
I’m sure it’ll be about as effective as billing Mexico for The Wall. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6490 "2019-03-29T16:07:03Z")
Trump to close the Southern Border next week if Mexico doesn’t do it first: > Link takes you to a tweet where the three relevant Trump tweets are screenshotted. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6491 "2019-03-29T18:40:50Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Trump to close the Southern Border next week if Mexico doesn’t do it first: > > [https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/1111659197308026880?s=19](https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/1111659197308026880?s=19) > > Link takes you to a tweet where the three relevant Trump tweets are screenshotted. Great. Yeah, Mr. Trump, go ahead and shut down the fucking Mexican border. I’m absolutely certain that’ll work out at least as well as the government shutdown did, if not better (for certain definitions of “better”). ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6492 "2019-03-29T18:46:46Z")
If he can shut down the border by fiat, who needs a wall? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6493 "2019-03-29T18:54:12Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > If he can shut down the border by fiat, who needs a wall? Well, in that case you’d probably still want a wall as backup. Fiats are notoriously unreliable. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6494 "2019-03-29T20:49:54Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Great. Yeah, Mr. Trump, go ahead and shut down the fucking Mexican border. I’m absolutely certain that’ll work out at least as well as the government shutdown did, if not better (for certain definitions of “better”). Sadly, our president has no hinges. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6495 "2019-03-29T21:16:54Z")
Can we just build the wall out of unreliable Fiats? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6496 "2019-03-31T00:47:37Z")
Since Don Jr doesn’t have his own thread, I’ll put this here. Donald J. Trump [tweeted](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1111771337519972352): > [@Donald Trump](#): > > So funny that The New York Times & The Washington Post got a Pulitzer Prize for their coverage (100% NEGATIVE and FAKE!) of Collusion with Russia - And there was No Collusion! So, they were either duped or corrupt? In any event, their prizes should be taken away by the Committee! Don Jr [tweeted his support](https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1111773916547162112): > [@Don Jr](#): > > He’s right… unless they give Pulitzer’s for fiction. #fakenews :smack: ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6497 "2019-03-31T00:50:54Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > …Don Jr [tweeted his support](https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1111773916547162112): > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by Don Jr > > He’s right… unless they give Pulitzer’s for fiction. #fakenews > > :smack: Every time you use an apostrophe to make a word plural, a puppy dies. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6498 "2019-03-31T18:42:58Z")
I was talking with my oldest about the [sundowner](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundowning) next door and she said, “You mean like Trump and his tweets?” … She may have something there. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6499 "2019-03-31T19:33:19Z")
Texas used to have a long tradition of voting Democratic. I wonder if Chump actually shutting down the Mexican border would finally bring that back. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6500 "2019-03-31T21:54:35Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Trump to close the Southern Border next week if Mexico doesn’t do it first: Is anyone else hoping that Mexico tweets “Okay, fine, we’re shutting down the Southern Border!”, in hopes that Trump won’t notice the difference? ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2019, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6501 "2019-04-05T18:22:43Z")
Do we still have to pretend that Trump is saying that false stories in the press are “the enemy of the people”? Here he is telling us that “[the press](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1114221533461790721)” is said enemy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=324) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=326)