# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6602 "2019-04-22T16:59:16Z")

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Another example of Trump’s pettiness from today:

> [@](#):
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> @realDonaldTrump  
> Congratulations!

In response to this headline in the DailyCaller:

[CNN RATINGS CONTINUE TO PLUMMET TO ALL-YEAR LOW](https://dailycaller.com/2019/04/16/cnn-ratings-plummet-all-year-low/)

We have the smallest man (psychologically, hand size, and penis-wise) in the biggest job in the world.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6603 "2019-04-22T17:25:21Z")

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CNN is now among the elite including the “failing NYTimes”, “loser Arnold Schwarzenegger”, and… uh… “Nancy”.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6604 "2019-04-22T17:34:09Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Individual 1 tweeted that 138 \*\*\*million \*\*\*people were killed in the Sri Lanka bombings.  
> [https://twitter.com/jtlarsen/status/1119918075250466816](https://twitter.com/jtlarsen/status/1119918075250466816)

Pretty amazing given a country with a population of 22 million. But then again its Easter so maybe some of them died rose from the dead and then died again.

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**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6605 "2019-04-22T19:10:46Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> I was just watching the YouTube clip of Morning Joe today and the lead story is how Trump this past weekend has never been happier:
> 
> [quote=@realDonaldTrump  
> Happy Easter! I have never been happier or more content because your Country is doing so well, with an Economy that is the talk of the World and may be stronger than it has ever been before. Have a great day!]

“your” Country? Wouldn’t the proper word be _our_ country? Or is this a slip of the fingers showing he isn’t really loyal to the USA?

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6606 "2019-04-22T19:35:39Z")

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[quote=“mistymage, post:6605, topic:772428”]

> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> I was just watching the YouTube clip of Morning Joe today and the lead story is how Trump this past weekend has never been happier:
> 
> “your” Country? Wouldn’t the proper word be _our_ country? Or is this a slip of the fingers showing he isn’t really loyal to the USA?

Let’s demand to see his birth certificate. 😉

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6607 "2019-04-22T21:57:44Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> Another example of Trump’s pettiness from today:
> 
> In response to this headline in the DailyCaller:
> 
> [CNN RATINGS CONTINUE TO PLUMMET TO ALL-YEAR LOW](https://dailycaller.com/2019/04/16/cnn-ratings-plummet-all-year-low/)
> 
> We have the smallest man (psychologically, hand size, and penis-wise) in the biggest job in the world.

“All year” low? (Not “all time” low) as in…lowest in the past 3 months? Oh my, stop the presses.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6608 "2019-04-22T22:16:26Z")

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Ironically, come 2020, it will absolutely be possible to make America great again.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6609 "2019-04-23T11:39:36Z")

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Fuckwit is whining that he should have more Twitter followers than he currently does.

> <https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1120651611410436098?s=19>

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6610 "2019-04-23T12:22:11Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Fuckwit is whining that he should have more Twitter followers than he currently does.
> 
> [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1120651611410436098?s=19](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1120651611410436098?s=19)

Soooo… he’s saying that Twitter is somehow blocking him from having more followers? :smack: Holy mother of god. Coming soon: _Twitter is hiding the keys to the strawberry locker!_

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6611 "2019-04-23T13:00:22Z")

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This is our friggin’ president. He’s tweeted twelve times in the last three hours, mostly flogging Fox “News” shows and dumping on the New York Times and CNN. It’s embarrassing.

I’m constantly reminded that Republicans pitched fits over “decorum issues” when it came to Obama and tan suits, selfie sticks and coffee cup salutes and how, with their approval of all things Trump, it’s now been proven how absolutely full of shit every last one of them was - like I didn’t know it then. I don’t care if the next Democratic president is filmed smoking pot while jerking off on the American flag, I don’t want to hear shit about character in our politicians from the right ever again.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6612 "2019-04-23T13:25:04Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> I’m constantly reminded that Republicans pitched fits over “decorum issues” when it came to Obama and tan suits, selfie sticks and coffee cup salutes and how, with their approval of all things Trump, it’s now been proven how absolutely full of shit every last one of them was - like I didn’t know it then. I don’t care if the next Democratic president is filmed smoking pot while jerking off on the American flag, I don’t want to hear shit about character in our politicians from the right ever again.

Somebody make this post a meme so I can post it on my Facebook! 🙂

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6613 "2019-04-23T13:42:22Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Fuckwit is whining that he should have more Twitter followers than he currently does.
> 
> [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1120651611410436098?s=19](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1120651611410436098?s=19)

Trump–always being treated unfairly, always the victim of other people’s doings. SAD!

> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> This is our friggin’ president. He’s tweeted twelve times in the last three hours, mostly flogging Fox “News” shows and dumping on the New York Times and CNN. It’s embarrassing.

It seems like a mental health issue–if I tweet something enough times, maybe it will become true. It’s like self-medication for his fragile ego with the bonus that the MAGA segment of his base take whatever he says or tweets as gospel (gospel, which is ironic since Trump is the least Christian President we’ve ever had).

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6614 "2019-04-23T14:06:16Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> This is our friggin’ president. He’s tweeted twelve times in the last three hours, mostly flogging Fox “News” shows and dumping on the New York Times and CNN. It’s embarrassing.
> 
> I’m constantly reminded that Republicans pitched fits over “decorum issues” when it came to Obama and tan suits, selfie sticks and coffee cup salutes and how, with their approval of all things Trump, it’s now been proven how absolutely full of shit every last one of them was - like I didn’t know it then. I don’t care if the next Democratic president is filmed smoking pot while jerking off on the American flag, **I don’t want to hear shit about character in our politicians from the right ever again.**

Loved your whole post, but had it been me, I’d have put it this way:

I don’t want to hear shit [DEL]about character in our politicians[/DEL] from the right ever again.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6615 "2019-04-23T14:09:52Z")

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In an interview on Lawrence O’Donnell last night, Tony Schwartz (co-author of Art of the Deal) commented that Trump’s tweet volume was in direct proportion to the amount of disorder and angst in his life. If that’s the case, the fact that he has tweeted 30 times that day would indicate that the alien voices in his head are putting up a real cacophony — or that he’s realizing more and more that he is truly, in his own term, “fucked.”

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6616 "2019-04-23T14:19:49Z")

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> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> In an interview on Lawrence O’Donnell last night, Tony Schwartz (co-author of Art of the Deal) commented that Trump’s tweet volume was in direct proportion to the amount of disorder and angst in his life. If that’s the case, the fact that he has tweeted 30 times that day would indicate that the alien voices in his head are putting up a real cacophony — or that he’s realizing more and more that he is truly, in his own term, “fucked.”

**BEEP**

Minor deduction of points for using the word “realizing” in reference to our so-called president. He lacks the mental capacity to \*realize \*anything, especially anything about himself.

Spot-on WRT the alien voices. I just wish the Mother Ship would come back for him and take him away.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6617 "2019-04-23T14:28:37Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> I don’t care if the next Democratic president is filmed smoking pot while jerking off on the American flag, I don’t want to hear shit about character in our politicians from the right ever again.

Posts like this one make me wish we had a ‘like’ button on this forum. Well done!

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6618 "2019-04-23T14:47:09Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Soooo… he’s saying that Twitter is somehow blocking him from having more followers? :smack:

They keep pulling the plug on his Russian Bot followers.

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6619 "2019-04-23T14:48:43Z")

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…just to put the Presidents tweet storm today in context: (All posted 4 hours ago)

> [@The President of the United States of America](#):
>
> Paul Krugman, of the Fake News New York Times, has lost all credibility, as has the Times itself, with his false and highly inaccurate writings on me. He is obsessed with hatred, just as others are obsessed with how stupid he is. He said Market would crash, Only Record Highs!
> 
> I wonder if the New York Times will apologize to me a second time, as they did after the 2016 Election. But this one will have to be a far bigger & better apology. On this one they will have to get down on their knees & beg for forgiveness-they are truly the Enemy of the People!
> 
> I will be going to Green Bay, Wisconsin, for a really big Rally on Saturday Evening. Big crowd expected, much to talk about. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
> 
> The Radical Left Democrats, together with their leaders in the Fake News Media, have gone totally insane! I guess that means that the Republican agenda is working. Stay tuned for more!
> 
> In the “old days” if you were President and you had a good economy, you were basically immune from criticism. Remember, “It’s the economy stupid.” Today I have, as President, perhaps the greatest economy in history…and to the Mainstream Media, it means NOTHING. But it will!
> 
> Sorry to say but  
> @foxandfriends  
> is by far the best of the morning political shows on television. It rightfully has BY FAR the highest ratings, not even close. Morning Psycho (Joe), who helped get me elected in 2016 by having me on (free) all the time, has nosedived, too Angry…
> 
> …Dumb and Sick. A really bad show with low ratings - and will only get worse. CNN has been a proven and long term ratings and beyond disaster. In fact, it rewarded Chris Cuomo with a now unsuccessful prime time slot, despite his massive failure in the morning. Only on CNN!
> 
> “Harley Davidson has struggled with Tariffs with the EU, currently paying 31%. They’ve had to move production overseas to try and offset some of that Tariff that they’ve been hit with which will rise to 66% in June of 2021.”  
> @MariaBartiromo  
> So unfair to U.S. We will Reciprocate!
> 
> “The best thing ever to happen to Twitter is Donald Trump.”  
> @MariaBartiromo  
> So true, but they don’t treat me well as a Republican. Very discriminatory, hard for people to sign on. Constantly taking people off list. Big complaints from many people. Different names-over 100 M…
> 
> …But should be much higher than that if Twitter wasn’t playing their political games. No wonder Congress wants to get involved - and they should. Must be more, and fairer, companies to get out the WORD!
> 
> The Wall is being rapidly built! The Economy is GREAT! Our Country is Respected again!
> 
> KEEP AMERICA GREAT!

The current President of the United States of America is fucking nuts. This is fucking scary as shit. Will you Americans stop fucking around and impeach the motherfucker already?

(Tweets from the president have been declared “official statements of the President” by the DOJ, [posted in full Pursuant to 17 U.S.C. § 105.](http://www.genericfairuse.com/2017/04/20/president-donald-trump-and-ip/))

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6620 "2019-04-23T15:11:58Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> The current President of the United States of America is fucking nuts. This is fucking scary as shit.

Yep. And, more scary is how few people really care one way or the other. People can read what you re-posted, and worse, and think that it’s just normal, or that it’s “truth”, or fail to think about it at all and immediately frame any rational questions to it as an example of “if your side did it you’d be fine” hypocrisy.

There are policy reasons I think Trump is a bad president, but his off-the-rails lack of understanding and lack of intellect and lack of rationality and lack of cohesive leadership on any issue whatsoever is what makes him a horrible and dangerous president.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6621 "2019-04-23T15:14:53Z")

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“The wall is being rapidly built,” eh?

Welp, if he said it, I guess it must be true.

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