# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 337
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6722 "2019-05-01T20:29:22Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Well, he also found time on his busy schedule to crap out a bunch of what read like reruns. Wall, check. No collusion, check. Russian hacking was Obama’s fault, check. I’m being treated so unfairly, poor poor pitiful me. Investigate the investigators, check. > > Blah blah fucking blah. \*Gloom, despair, and agony on me Left’s oppression, Congress’s investigation If it weren’t for dumb rubes, I’d get no votes at all Gloom, despair, and agony on me I figured Dad was rich, loaded to the hilt And I figure I’m more American than Obama Even though Dad was born in Germany, don’t you know How was I to know being president is hard Gloom, despair, and agony on me Obama, Killary, E-mails, Mueller report If it weren’t for dumb rubes, I’d get no votes at all Gloom, despair, and agony on me\* Apologies to Buck and Roy ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2019, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6723 "2019-05-03T18:25:18Z")
Individual 1 is now claiming that the Mueller report says that Russian attempts at interfering in the election were “rebuffed at every turn”. It says no such thing. [Trump finds a new way to lie about Russia scandal, Mueller report](http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-finds-new-way-lie-about-russia-scandal-mueller-report)? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6724 "2019-05-04T16:14:20Z")
No one noticed the creep’s extensive diarrheal Twitter explosion this morning? > **[Trump Goes On Retweet Rampage Against De-Platforming Of Far-Right Extremists](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-deplatforming-rant-twitter_n_5ccd7fc8e4b04e275d4af20a)** > > The president said it was "so great to watch" a video from Alex Jones' conspiracy-mongering website Infowars. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6725 "2019-05-04T16:45:43Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > No one noticed the creep’s extensive diarrheal Twitter explosion this morning? > > [Donald Trump Goes On Retweet Rampage Against De-Platforming Of Far-Right Extremists | HuffPost Latest News](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-deplatforming-rant-twitter_n_5ccd7fc8e4b04e275d4af20a) Oh, I did. My response can probably be found at #daughterfuckers ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6726 "2019-05-04T19:46:43Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > No one noticed the creep’s extensive diarrheal Twitter explosion this morning? > > [Donald Trump Goes On Retweet Rampage Against De-Platforming Of Far-Right Extremists | HuffPost Latest News](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-deplatforming-rant-twitter_n_5ccd7fc8e4b04e275d4af20a) Trump, the leader of the White Supremacy movement should be banned himself. Preferably all the way to a small island in the middle of the South Atlantic. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6727 "2019-05-04T20:12:39Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > No one noticed the creep’s extensive diarrheal Twitter explosion this morning? > > [Donald Trump Goes On Retweet Rampage Against De-Platforming Of Far-Right Extremists | HuffPost Latest News](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-deplatforming-rant-twitter_n_5ccd7fc8e4b04e275d4af20a) > [@](#): > > He also attacked the media, shared a tweet with an Islamophobic caption and promoted a Trump Organization-owned golf course. Trying to understand the relationship between the tweets. Diarrheal Twitter explosion seems as good a description as any. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6728 "2019-05-04T20:13:45Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Trump, the leader of the White Supremacy movement should be banned himself. Preferably all the way to a small island in the middle of the South Atlantic. I wonder what the reaction would be if Dorsey actually had the stones to do it. Losing Twitter would be devastating to Trump. Republicans would lose their fucking minds. It would be like that scene from Scanners. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6729 "2019-05-04T20:18:24Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > Diarrheal Twitter explosion seems as good a description as any. Demented Donnie has chronic Twitterrhea. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6730 "2019-05-04T20:25:46Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Demented Donnie has chronic Twitterrhea. Let’s hope it’s terminal twitterrhea. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6731 "2019-05-04T20:28:12Z")
Twytsentery ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6732 "2019-05-04T21:08:21Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > Twytsentery 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6733 "2019-05-04T21:10:25Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > No one noticed the creep’s extensive diarrheal Twitter explosion this morning? > > [Donald Trump Goes On Retweet Rampage Against De-Platforming Of Far-Right Extremists | HuffPost Latest News](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-deplatforming-rant-twitter_n_5ccd7fc8e4b04e275d4af20a) The so-called “Leader of The Free World”. If he gets in in 2020 then the American people, of which I am one, will be the stupidest fucking morons in history. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6734 "2019-05-04T23:15:58Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > The so-called “Leader of The Free World”. If he gets in in 2020 then the American people, of which I am one, will be the stupidest fucking morons in history. Doesn’t really reflect well on us that he got in the first time. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6735 "2019-05-04T23:42:16Z")
Yeah, that’s right. But it’s also not what I was saying. First time could have had a lot of fluke, a lot of bullshit. If it happens again, we’re simply dumbfucks of a historical order. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6736 "2019-05-05T02:55:06Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Yeah, that’s right. But it’s also not what I was saying. First time could have had a lot of fluke, a lot of bullshit. If it happens again, we’re simply dumbfucks of a historical order. The people that support him celebrate ignorance and stupidity. I guess, for some, life is easier if you don’t have to actually think. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6737 "2019-05-05T18:16:45Z")
He claimed that the result of the “Kentuky” Derby was due to political correctness. Nobody knows exactly what he means, and he hasn’t explained. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6738 "2019-05-05T18:34:45Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Trump, the leader of the White Supremacy movement should be banned himself. Preferably all the way to a small island in the middle of the South Atlantic. Those are all British possessions. I suppose we could offer up one of the South Sandwich Isles, if that would help? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6739 "2019-05-05T20:21:08Z")
On behalf of France, as a token of friendship to the American people (albeit not the American government), and in my official capacity of National Fucking Treasure ; I shall generously grant him holdings of 10 (ten) square meters on Kerguelen Island, in perpetuity, on the condition that he leave his phone behind. Furthermore, he shall be granted my indefinite leave to eat as much lichen and moss as he wishes, as well as fuck any penguin or seal he can catch. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6740 "2019-05-05T21:27:58Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > He claimed that the result of the “Kentuky” Derby was due to political correctness. Nobody knows exactly what he means, and he hasn’t explained. As others have observed: you’d think Trump would have approved of someone in second place winning on a technicality. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6741 "2019-05-05T21:42:37Z")
All would be good as long as he is not able to interact or breed with humans. We have to be concerned about the future of our species. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=336) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=338)