# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 338
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6742 "2019-05-05T23:33:45Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > Those are all British possessions. I suppose we could offer up one of the South Sandwich Isles, if that would help? Nah, we’ve got a couple of own Sandwich Isles we could use. Koho’olawe, for preference. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6743 "2019-05-06T00:19:38Z")
Perhaps the Brazilians might be generous enough to host Donald J. Daughter-Fucker on [Snake Island.](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/snake-island-ilha-de-queimada-grande) ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6744 "2019-05-06T03:01:23Z")
Christmas and Cocos Islands would be [fun to watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo7Rpr_xyOU&feature=youtu.be&t=87). ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6745 "2019-05-06T03:33:36Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Perhaps the Brazilians might be generous enough to host Donald J. Daughter-Fucker on [Snake Island.](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/snake-island-ilha-de-queimada-grande) Why do you hate the snakes? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6746 "2019-05-06T05:13:59Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > On behalf of France, as a token of friendship to the American people (albeit not the American government), and in my official capacity of National Fucking Treasure ; I shall generously grant him holdings of 10 (ten) square meters on Kerguelen Island, in perpetuity, on the condition that he leave his phone behind. Furthermore, he shall be granted my indefinite leave to eat as much lichen and moss as he wishes, as well as fuck any penguin or seal he can catch. Given the mating customs of some seals and in behalf of PETA, the Humane Society and the Nonexisting Association of People who Like Bullfighting, any bull seals found in the island are also granted leave to have their way with him. With my apologies, all Spanish islands are very close to inhabited land. Putting him there might work well at keeping the Moroccans out of [Perejil](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perejil_Island_crisis) but I suspect both our Ministry of the Exterior and our Ministry of Defense are in favor of less-drastic measures. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6747 "2019-05-06T13:19:04Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Nah, we’ve got a couple of own Sandwich Isles we could use. Koho’olawe, for preference. The [Hawaiian islands](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_Islands#/media/File:Hawaiianislandchain_USGS.png) actually stretch clear out to Midway, not just the eight with people on them. I’m sure we could find an atoll that would serve. Hell, I’d even pitch in for a volley ball. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6748 "2019-05-06T13:26:59Z")
Makes me wonder if Koho’olawe’s reputation is as widespread as I’ve been imagining it to be… ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6749 "2019-05-07T15:44:52Z")
**Democrats in Congress must vote to close the terrible loopholes at the Southern Border. If not, harsh measures will have to be taken!** Good god, shit or get off the pot! You are a broken fucking record. BTW, I do realize my figure of speech has a high probability of being accurate since he was probably sitting on the shitter when he sent that. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6750 "2019-05-07T15:54:11Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > **Democrats in Congress must vote to close the terrible loopholes at the Southern Border. If not, harsh measures will have to be taken!** > > Good god, shit or get off the pot! You are a broken fucking record. > > BTW, I do realize my figure of speech has a high probability of being accurate since he was probably sitting on the shitter when he sent that. I hope whoever draws the short straw and has to paint his official portrait has the balls to show him tweeting on the toilet. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6751 "2019-05-07T16:08:14Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > **Democrats in Congress must vote to close the terrible loopholes at the Southern Border. If not, harsh measures will have to be taken!** Ah, so that’s the scapegoat for shooting immigrants at the border. Which he’s been wanting to do, and telling us he wanted to do, and lamenting he couldn’t do [for a while](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cZUcKPfN34). Not unexpected, but still disappointing - who needs a Reichstag fire any more ? ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6752 "2019-05-07T19:09:55Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > I hope whoever draws the short straw and has to paint his official portrait has the balls to show him tweeting on the toilet. Too late. [Here](https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2017/05/20/whitehouse-unveils-trump-presidential-portrait-dumpster-fire-1495326498.jpg) is a photo of workers installing His Nibs’ official portrait. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6753 "2019-05-10T19:30:22Z")
**“Your all time favorite President got tired of waiting for China to help out and start buying from our FARMERS, the greatest anywhere in the World!”** [https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/president-tweet/2019/05/10/id/915426/](https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/president-tweet/2019/05/10/id/915426/) ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6754 "2019-05-10T20:42:50Z")
Boy he sure is owning the libs! ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6755 "2019-05-10T22:40:57Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > **“Your all time favorite President got tired of waiting for China to help out and start buying from our FARMERS, the greatest anywhere in the World!”** > > [https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/president-tweet/2019/05/10/id/915426/](https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/president-tweet/2019/05/10/id/915426/) Ow! The reader comments hurt to read. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6756 "2019-05-11T00:07:35Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Ow! The reader comments hurt to read. Lord… you are so right. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6757 "2019-05-11T01:55:21Z")
Then thanks to you both for the warning (even though the url from newsmax was enough). ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6758 "2019-05-11T15:05:18Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Lord… you are so right. ☹ Somebody, I think you, made the observation that the US elected a black man as president (twice) and as a result, a third of the country went insane. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6759 "2019-05-11T15:12:40Z")
I think Obama’s election definitely awakened a significant percentage of the country that it was becoming increasingly non-white, and that they might have to share privileges and power. And they haven’t taken it well. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6760 "2019-05-17T13:11:10Z")
The president of the United States is calling for the[jailing of his own justice department officials](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1129343742748569601), on treason charges, for executing a legal intelligence investigation. _“My Campaign for President was conclusively spied on. Nothing like this has ever happened in American Politics. A really bad situation. TREASON means long jail sentences, and this was TREASON!”_ Also, for some reason, he turned [“Bleachbit” into “acid washing”](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1129360082783875074), and I’d bet money that he thinks this means literally pouring acid on the computer: _“Will Jerry Nadler ever look into the fact that Crooked Hillary deleted and acid washed 33,000 emails AFTER getting a most powerful demand notice for them from Congress?”_ ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6761 "2019-05-17T13:16:03Z")
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