# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 343
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6842 "2019-05-29T00:32:45Z")
Biden is so low IQ that, after decades in politics, he is the well respected frontrunner in the race for POTUS. Meanwhile, his stable genius critic has the worst average approval rating in history, only getting the thumbs up from racists and the credulous uninformed. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6843 "2019-05-29T00:38:53Z")
```php ``` > [@jasg](#): > > He is now trying to walk back both his campaign comments while on foreign soil and his agreement with a brutal dictator. Wow. I thought that Twitter post sounded fake because it’s so tone deaf that I checked Trump’s Twitter feed. The man has mental issues in so many areas and on so many levels. That’s supposed to make his initial comment better? It’s like “No, I didn’t call her a dirty whore; I called her a dirty slut.” ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6844 "2019-05-29T00:58:12Z")
> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > Biden is so low IQ that, after decades in politics, he is the well respected frontrunner in the race for POTUS. Meanwhile, his stable genius critic has the worst average approval rating in history, only getting the thumbs up from racists and the credulous uninformed. Of course, you know his supporters consider those approval ratings as Fake News! The only real approval ratings show Trump as the most bestest president ever. Why, I bet if I cherry-picked my sample size of n=1, I could get a 100% approval rating for Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6845 "2019-05-29T01:07:07Z")
I suppose by some ways of looking at things, if you are not a Christian [del] Confederate[/del] conservative, your opinion doesn’t count. We’ll see if they can ride the Falsehood Horse to victory. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6846 "2019-05-29T04:19:24Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > I’m less concerned about the mispelling than I am about the content. The President of the United States is siding with the head of North Korea against an American citizen. Is there any lower that he can sink? > Don’t answer that. Doing it on Memorial Day is lower still. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6847 "2019-05-29T04:24:32Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Doing it on Memorial Day is lower still. Lower is when you wish Happy Memorial Day to members of the Japanese military on a Japanese warship. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6848 "2019-05-30T01:02:40Z")
[Today, right after Robert Mueller went on TV](https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1133759237136494592): > [@Donald Trump](#): > > Nothing changes from the Mueller Report. There was insufficient evidence and therefore, in our Country, a person is innocent. The case is closed! Thank you. That’s not how it works, Donald. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6849 "2019-05-30T01:10:25Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > [Today, right after Robert Mueller went on TV](https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1133759237136494592):That’s not how it works, Donald. 😃 Tweet about the 18 Democrat traitors and their witch hunt in 5… 4… 3… 2… ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6850 "2019-05-30T01:26:25Z")
Donald [stirs the pot](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1133893813611782144): > [@Donald Trump](#): > > How do you impeach a Republican President for a crime that was committed by the Democrats? WITCH-HUNT! ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6851 "2019-05-30T01:32:47Z")
I was so hoping he’d tweet that the DJIA reached 25,000! For the 3rd time. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6852 "2019-05-30T02:30:24Z")
No, better: the navy made a concerted effort to tarp over one of its ships and gave the crew, who wear hats bearing its name, the day off, as approved by the Navy secretary. > [@Individual-1](#): > > I was not informed about anything having to do with the Navy Ship USS John S. McCain during my recent visit to Japan. Nevertheless, @FLOTUS and I loved being with our great Military Men and Women - what a spectacular job they do! Or, to translate, “_I have no idea what is going on in my administration._” ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6853 "2019-05-30T11:04:39Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > No, better: the navy made a concerted effort to tarp over one of its ships and gave the crew, who wear hats bearing its name, the day off, as approved by the Navy secretary. > > [QUOTE=Individual-1] > > I was not informed about anything having to do with the Navy Ship USS John S. McCain during my recent visit to Japan. Nevertheless, @FLOTUS and I loved being with our great Military Men and Women - what a spectacular job they do! Or, to translate, “_I have no idea what is going on in my administration._” [/QUOTE] Eh, it’s not the sort of thing I would expect him to know about. The real issue is that his underlings thought that he would throw a tantrum so decided to be proactive to forestall it. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6854 "2019-05-30T11:49:23Z")
[https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1134061454250975232?s=19](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1134061454250975232?s=19) “Russia, Russia, Russia! That’s all you heard at the beginning of this Witch Hunt Hoax…And now Russia has disappeared because **I had nothing to do with Russia helping me to get elected**. It was a crime that didn’t exist. So now the Dems and their partner, the Fake News Media,…” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6855 "2019-05-30T11:50:47Z")
> [@Loser Donald](#): > > Russia, Russia, Russia! That’s all you heard at the beginning of this Witch Hunt Hoax…And now Russia has disappeared because I had nothing to do with Russia helping me to get elected. It was a crime that didn’t exist. So now the Dems and their partner, the Fake News Media,… …say he fought back against this phony crime that didn’t exist, this horrendous false acquisition, and he shouldn’t fight back, he should just sit back and take it. Could this be Obstruction? No, Mueller didn’t find Obstruction either. Presidential Harassment! FALSE ACQUISITIONS! Sad! That’s the main point you should take away from this horrendous Fake News Witch Hunt Hoax that Completely Exonerated him. (You might note that he doesn’t say Russia didn’t help get him elected; he merely says he wasn’t _involved_ with Russia helping him get elected. You might consider that a tell if it weren’t for the fact that Loser Donald is such a fucking imbecile that he’s probably too stupid to even realize the implications of his word choice.) ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6856 "2019-05-30T11:54:07Z")
**"I had nothing to do with Russia helping me to get elected**." Very stable genius. Yeah, maybe by Republican standards. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6857 "2019-05-30T12:00:35Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > **"I had nothing to do with Russia helping me to get elected**." > > Very stable genius. Yeah, maybe by Republican standards. …and he used to have a mansion and a yacht. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6858 "2019-05-30T12:17:57Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1134061454250975232?s=19](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1134061454250975232?s=19) > > “Russia, Russia, Russia! That’s all you heard at the beginning of this Witch Hunt Hoax…And now Russia has disappeared because **I had nothing to do with Russia helping me to get elected**. It was a crime that didn’t exist. So now the Dems and their partner, the Fake News Media,…” That seems like the US President is admitting that Russia helped him get elected. I must be reading it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6859 "2019-05-30T12:22:13Z")
A careful, forensic analysis of these words reveals… yeah. He admitted it. Funny thing is, the original was deleted, then reposted. > ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6860 "2019-05-30T12:23:18Z")
It’s another testament to the pathetic state of America today. This is the same numbskull (Republican hero) that admitted on national television to firing Comey over the Russia thing. He’s genuinely, affirmed by Mueller yesterday, above the law while in office. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6861 "2019-05-30T12:24:24Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > (…You might consider that a tell if it weren’t for the fact that Loser Donald is such a fucking imbecile that he’s probably too stupid to even realize the implications of his word choice.) The whole point of a tell is that the person doesn’t realize they’re doing it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=342) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=344)