# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 347
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6922 "2019-06-06T00:40:04Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > It would be porn. The one and only exception to Rule 34, though. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6923 "2019-06-06T01:03:22Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > It would be porn. > [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > The one and only exception to Rule 34, though. 'I’m MAGAbating like a motherfucker!!" ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6924 "2019-06-06T01:06:05Z")
It might be watchable if somehow combined with Japanese tentacle porn. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6925 "2019-06-06T01:17:07Z")
The Japanese tentacle monsters [del]politely decline[/del] flee in terror. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6926 "2019-06-06T01:17:45Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > It might be watchable if somehow combined with Japanese tentacle porn. And Russian hookers, of course. Don’t forget the leaking Russian hookers. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6927 "2019-06-07T17:48:00Z")
He thinks the Moon is a part of Mars. > > [@](#): > > For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon - We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science! ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6928 "2019-06-07T17:52:45Z")
Oh my fucking god. I’m so embarrassed. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6929 "2019-06-07T17:58:13Z")
I can only assume that in his mind he was thinking that the moon is going to be a “part”… as in, “involved with” any missions to Mars. Other than that, I got nothing ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6930 "2019-06-07T18:05:51Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > I can only assume that in his mind he was thinking that the moon is going to be a “part”… as in, “involved with” any missions to Mars. > > Other than that, I got nothing Don’t forget, he has The Best Brain, The Best Words. He meant he thinks the Moon is part of Mars. They both start with “M”, right? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6931 "2019-06-07T18:11:36Z")
Maybe he meant a moon of Mars? He IS playing 12th level chess, you know, ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6932 "2019-06-07T18:12:07Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > I can only assume that in his mind he was thinking that the moon is going to be a “part”… as in, “involved with” any missions to Mars. > > Other than that, I got nothing Yes, that’s what he is trying to say. Getting to the moon is part of getting to Mars. Damn funny though! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6933 "2019-06-07T18:12:09Z")
“M-O-O-N spells ‘fucking moron’.”, Tom Cullen, _The Stand_. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6934 "2019-06-07T18:24:56Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Yes, that’s what he is trying to say. Getting to the moon is part of getting to Mars. > > Damn funny though! Considering how abysmally ignorant he is, how do you come to that conclusion? He wants to send soldiers into space to defend against…what? ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6935 "2019-06-07T18:27:13Z")
Somewhere today, Neil DeGrasse Tyson has just given up. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6936 "2019-06-07T18:35:04Z")
[Daniel Dale on Twitter](https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1137053690815270914) So if I’m reading things right, what Trump was trying to say is that we shouldn’t go to the Moon, we should go to Mars, but first let’s go to the Moon. Or something. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6937 "2019-06-07T18:35:55Z")
People laughed at Caligula for wanting to make his horse a consul, but I think a horse would make for a better president right now. At least a horse wouldn’t say moronic things every day. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6938 "2019-06-07T18:47:28Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > People laughed at Caligula for wanting to make his horse a consul, but I think a horse would make for a better president right now. At least a horse wouldn’t say moronic things every day. [A Horse In A Hospital](https://vimeo.com/315598003) ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6939 "2019-06-07T19:08:18Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > [A Horse In A Hospital](https://vimeo.com/315598003) That was fun! ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6940 "2019-06-07T19:14:16Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Considering how abysmally ignorant he is, how do you come to that conclusion? > > He wants to send soldiers into space to defend against…what? Illegal aliens, duh! ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6941 "2019-06-07T19:14:53Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Yes, that’s what he is trying to say. Getting to the moon is part of getting to Mars. > > Damn funny though! I’m certainly not going to give him credit for knowing this, but NASA has a program called [Moon to Mars](https://www.nasa.gov/topics/moon-to-mars). > [@](#): > > Moon to Mars Overview > > Working with U.S. companies and international partners, NASA will push the boundaries of human exploration forward to the Moon and on to Mars. NASA is working to establish a permanent human presence on the Moon within the next decade to uncover new scientific discoveries and lay the foundation for private companies to build a lunar economy. > > Right now, NASA is taking steps to begin this next era of exploration. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=346) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=348)