# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 350
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6982 "2019-06-09T01:02:05Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > The short-fingered vulgarian’s “weak spot” and “soft belly” might well be his fear of wearing the ball and chain. > > [New Pelosi Attack Bares Trump's 'Trigger' Over Prison, Says MSNBC's Nicolle Wallace | HuffPost Latest News](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-pelosi-prison-trigger-nicolle-wallace_n_5cfb02dae4b0aab91c066456) Nancy knows just what to bait her hook with, and he can’t resist. 🙂 But she can resist whatever he throws at her. Must piss him off royally. Bullies hate to be dismissed as trivial. You go, Nancy! ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6983 "2019-06-09T01:07:51Z")
He’s gonna shit himself the first time he realizes a crowd in front of him is chanting “LOCK HIM UP!” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6984 "2019-06-09T03:27:39Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > I often wonder about dopers who whine about people venting in the Pit. Fuck off to the Little Priss forum if it bothers you so. And take Slacker’s spin turds with you. +1 ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6985 "2019-06-09T03:30:17Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > The short-fingered vulgarian’s “weak spot” and “soft belly” might well be his fear of wearing the ball and chain. > > [New Pelosi Attack Bares Trump's 'Trigger' Over Prison, Says MSNBC's Nicolle Wallace | HuffPost Latest News](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-pelosi-prison-trigger-nicolle-wallace_n_5cfb02dae4b0aab91c066456) > [@](#): > > “In the category of ‘you couldn’t make it up if you tried,’” Wallace played a tape of Sean Hannity saying on Fox News that “wanting a political opponent locked up” happens in “banana republics.” Wallace followed with a tape of Trump calling for his presidential rival Hillary Clinton to be locked up. That’s awesome. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6986 "2019-06-09T13:45:41Z")
> [@SlackerInc](#): > > Of course he can’t. But that doesn’t make this tweet incoherent. When your comment starts out with, “I mean that was the interpretation I made the first time I read the tweet in question.” I beg to differ. My point still stands. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6987 "2019-06-09T17:05:36Z")
If it’s in all caps, it MUST BE TRUE: [Tweet:](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1137329348409778177) > [@twitler](#): > > MEXICO HAS AGREED TO IMMEDIATELY BEGIN BUYING LARGE QUANTITIES OF AGRICULTURAL PRODUCT FROM OUR GREAT PATRIOT FARMERS! Or maybe not: [Trump Hints at Details; Mexico Still Baffled by Farm Claim](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-06-08/mexico-never-agreed-to-farm-deal-with-u-s-contradicting-trump) [Trump Touts New Farm Trade Pact In Deal With Mexico That Doesn’t Seem To Exist](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-nonexistent-farm-trade-deal_n_5cfc8146e4b02ee34778348b) [MEXICAN AMBASSADOR TO U.S. ADMITS NO SPECIFIC DEAL MADE WITH TRUMP TO BUY MORE AMERICAN AGRICULTURAL PRODUCTS](https://www.newsweek.com/mexican-ambassador-us-admits-no-specific-deal-made-trump-buy-more-american-agricultural-1442991) ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6988 "2019-06-09T17:13:20Z")
Trump understands just how fucking stupid his supporters are. He can say anything, they buy it. Calling them sheep insults the intellect of actual sheep. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6989 "2019-06-09T17:20:23Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > If it’s in all caps, it MUST BE TRUE: > > [Tweet:](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1137329348409778177) > Or maybe not: > > [Trump Hints at Details; Mexico Still Baffled by Farm Claim](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-06-08/mexico-never-agreed-to-farm-deal-with-u-s-contradicting-trump) > > [Trump Touts New Farm Trade Pact In Deal With Mexico That Doesn’t Seem To Exist](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-nonexistent-farm-trade-deal_n_5cfc8146e4b02ee34778348b) > > [MEXICAN AMBASSADOR TO U.S. ADMITS NO SPECIFIC DEAL MADE WITH TRUMP TO BUY MORE AMERICAN AGRICULTURAL PRODUCTS](https://www.newsweek.com/mexican-ambassador-us-admits-no-specific-deal-made-trump-buy-more-american-agricultural-1442991) And who’s going to harvest all those agricultural products? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6990 "2019-06-09T17:43:23Z")
Mexicans from beyond Mexico’s southern border, no? But the kind who don’t try to get in legally. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6991 "2019-06-09T20:03:29Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > Mexicans from beyond Mexico’s southern border, no? You know, from those [three Mexican countries](https://thehill.com/opinion/immigration/436673-fox-news-3-mexican-countries-gaffe-perfectly-sums-up-trumps-policies). ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6992 "2019-06-09T20:25:42Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Trump understands just how fucking stupid his supporters are. He can say anything, they buy it. Trump is a humbug. His supporters are in thrall of his humbuggery. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6993 "2019-06-09T22:45:40Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Nancy knows just what to bait her hook with, and he can’t resist. 🙂 But she can resist whatever he throws at her. Must piss him off royally. Bullies hate to be dismissed as trivial. You go, Nancy! Yes, absolutely. (That’s one reason I’d love to see either Warren or Buttigieg get the nomination, and debate Trump—they’re both unflappable, and smart enough to zing him so we can all watch him sputter.) ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6994 "2019-06-10T15:12:50Z")
> [@](#): > > …We do not anticipate a problem with the vote but, if for any reason the approval is not forthcoming, Tariffs will be reinstated! Do it, Donny! Do the tariffs! Come on, tough guy. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6995 "2019-06-10T15:48:32Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > His supporters are in thrall of his humbuggery. You’re half right. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6996 "2019-06-13T02:52:44Z")
Who among us would disagree with his [most recent tweet](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1139000491919204352)? Nobody. Because nobody has any idea what he’s talking about. “is = if (Spell)! Not like Chris.” ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6997 "2019-06-13T05:03:30Z")
Excuse me, sir: I speak Dotard. He quotes Geraldo Rivera who himself is quoting Chris Cuomo, and there is a misspelling in Cuomo’s tweet where he put “is” instead of “if”. In short, Trump is now dogging on others for their spelling. Covfefe! ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6998 "2019-06-13T05:10:02Z")
You can tell he’s really proud he spotted that. Things like this are why his followers think he’s a genius. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/6999 "2019-06-13T12:26:45Z")
It’s four-dimensional grammar. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7000 "2019-06-13T13:07:42Z")
Prince of [Whales](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1139155440959463425): ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7001 "2019-06-13T13:11:30Z")
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