# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 354
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7062 "2019-06-17T15:29:45Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > You know which OTHER world leader thought he had the greatest aesthetic sense ever and even secretly wanted to be an architect? [Kubla Khan?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubla_Khan) ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7063 "2019-06-17T15:37:40Z")
“KHAN!!!” ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7064 "2019-06-17T15:49:05Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > [Kubla Khan?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubla_Khan) sigh, I still miss running home from first grade to watch the puppet show he did with Dolly Parton… Oh, c’mon, don’t you remember “[Kubla Khan And Dolly](https://mediaburn.org/video/kukla-fran-and-ollie-kukla-discovers-america/)”? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7065 "2019-06-17T15:49:09Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > “KHAN!!!” I hope you were shaking your fist at the ceiling when you screamed that. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7066 "2019-06-17T16:22:28Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I hope you were shaking your fist at the ceiling when you screamed that. :dubious: Every single time, natch. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7067 "2019-06-17T22:05:31Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > He thinks impeachment is illegal? Per some of his other tweets, I think he thinks that because there’s a great economy and no collusion the SCotUS will step in on his behalf if he is impeached. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7068 "2019-06-17T23:06:54Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > He may actually understand (or someone told him) that as soon as he’s out of office, he will be spending a lot of time visiting with people that all have the same initials ~ D.A. Yeah, the chances of a post-presidency Trump being indicted, tried, and convicted are actually excellent. Michael Cohen got that treatment for a crime in which Individual 1 was famously complicit, to name but one possible road to the orange jumpsuit. Put aside all the rallies and fabulous dinners and Twitter followers and chance to push people around, and you’d be left with this motivating factor: Donald Trump knows that if he’s no longer President, he will almost certainly go to prison. Therefore he is highly motivated to do anything—_anything_—to remain President For Life. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7069 "2019-06-18T01:04:18Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > Therefore he is highly motivated to do anything—_anything_—to remain President For Life. Yep. Just like his master (Пу́тин) and his lover (김정은). ---
**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7070 "2019-06-18T01:11:41Z")
> [@PatriotX](#): > > Per some of his other tweets, I think he thinks that because there’s a great economy and no collusion the SCotUS will step in on his behalf if he is impeached. And let’s not forget his rambling to the cameras about how it has to be high crimes AND misdemeanors. Since he’s only done one\*, but not both, that makes him invincible or something. \*He thinks he’s done one, but he’s done both and it doesn’t matter because it’s not a set of actual laws to be broken, but a flourish of flowery speech ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7071 "2019-06-18T01:32:28Z")
The orange buffoon rambles on… > [@twitler](#): > > @FoxNews Polls are always bad for me. They were against Crooked Hillary also. Something weird going on at Fox. Our polls show us leading in all 17 Swing States. For the record, I didn’t spend 30 hours with @abcnews, but rather a tiny fraction of that. More Fake News > ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7072 "2019-06-18T01:38:15Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > The orange buffoon rambles on… > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1140768516288782336](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1140768516288782336) LOL. All of HIS polls show him to be ahead in all 17 swing states. Of course they do Donny. Remember these are the same people that hid a battleship for you because they thought it would offend your sensibilities. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7073 "2019-06-18T01:50:37Z")
The twitter onslaught continues: > [@dtrumpf](#): > > Thousands of people are already lined up in Orlando, some two days before tomorrow nights big Rally. Large Screens and food trucks will be there for those that can’t get into the 25,000 capacity arena. It will be a very exciting evening! Make America Great Again! > Thousands of people? Well, not quite, according to the [Naples Daily News](https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/politics/2019/06/17/donald-trump-rally-orlando-supporters-arrive-early-front-row-seat/1476155001/): > [@](#): > > Madden joined 60 others sitting in lawn and fold-up chairs to assure good seats when Trump is scheduled to speak after the rally begins at 8 p.m. Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7074 "2019-06-18T01:53:42Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > The twitter onslaught continues: > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1140796187248922625](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1140796187248922625) > > Thousands of people? Well, not quite, according to the [Naples Daily News](https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/politics/2019/06/17/donald-trump-rally-orlando-supporters-arrive-early-front-row-seat/1476155001/): It might yet get to ‘thousands’: > **[Trump’s Orlando supporters line grows for tonight’s rally at Amway Center](https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2019/06/18/trumps-orlando-supporters-line-grows-for-tonights-rally-at-amway-center/)** > > With tents, sleeping bags and coolers of water in tow, Donald Trump supporters began lining up early Monday for today’s campaign rally in Orlando, nearly two full days before the event. Outsi… > [@](#): > > Outside the Amway Center, where President Trump will officially kick off his 2020 re-election bid at 8 p.m. Tuesday, about two dozen people and counting had staked out a spot along Division Street as of Monday morning. The line had grown to about 50 as of 3 p.m. By 9:30 p.m., the line ballooned to about 250, with people snaked around to Central Boulevard. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7075 "2019-06-18T02:59:51Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > LOL. All of HIS polls show him to be ahead in all 17 swing states. > > Of course they do Donny. Remember these are the same people that hid a battleship for you because they thought it would offend your sensibilities. Nobody did such a thing! It was a destroyer. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7076 "2019-06-18T03:59:07Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > He also thinks he can fight impeachment in the Supreme Court. He couldn’t pass a high school civics test, even if it was open-book and he copied off the kid next to him. Indeed, but I’m frustrated that after Googling and looking at several of the news stories about this tweet, not a single one mentions that he is totally full of shit in his “cannot be legally used” claim! That’s not good. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7077 "2019-06-18T04:08:28Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > “KHAN!!!” > [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I hope you were shaking your fist at the ceiling when you screamed that. :dubious: This is what Trump does/tweets when he thinks about London. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7078 "2019-06-18T04:33:45Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > You know which OTHER world leader thought he had the greatest aesthetic sense ever and even secretly wanted to be an architect? > [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > “KHAN!!!” Fazlur Rahman KHAN!!! Don’t blame me for this one. I stole it from the guide on an architecture tour I took on the Chicago River several years ago. He tried to do the Shatner voice and everything. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7079 "2019-06-18T12:18:29Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > [Kubla Khan?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubla_Khan) _In Mar-a-Lago did Donald Trump A stately pleasure dome absorb Where Worth the lake-wed river ran Through swamps measureless to man Down to Intercoastal Sea_ ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7080 "2019-06-18T13:18:04Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > The twitter onslaught continues: > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1140796187248922625](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1140796187248922625) > > Thousands of people? Well, not quite, according to the [Naples Daily News](https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/politics/2019/06/17/donald-trump-rally-orlando-supporters-arrive-early-front-row-seat/1476155001/): > [@Railer13](#): > > It might yet get to ‘thousands’: > > [Trump’s Orlando supporters line grows for tonight’s rally at Amway Center – Orlando Sentinel](https://www.orlandosentinel.com/politics/os-ne-trump-orlando-campaign-line-20190617-wzvk4htrnndyfj4xuun34tvqo4-story.html) The stat thrown out by Colbert was that Trump’s approval rating in Orlando is only 29%. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7081 "2019-06-18T14:28:36Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > LOL. All of HIS polls show him to be ahead in all 17 swing states. > > Of course they do Donny. Remember these are the same people that hid a battleship for you because they thought it would offend your sensibilities. > [@Monty](#): > > Nobody did such a thing! It was a destroyer. 😃 My new fantasy: The Navy can build a CV fast enough to complete it before the end of Donny Two-scoop’s tenure and transfer the name _John S. McCain_ to it. Somebody could make book on how far the pieces of DT’s head would fly when it explodes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=353) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=355)