# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7102 "2019-06-24T20:32:29Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> The guy who made the video isn’t an Individual 1 supporter.  
> [Creator of Trump Video Showing Him as President Forever Says It's 'Clearly a Joke' and Democracy Will Win Out](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-video-twitter-president-1445335)

😕 The article says otherwise.

> [@Newsweek article](#):
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> CarpeDonktum told Newsweek that he’s “been a supporter of Trump since a couple weeks after his announcement” that he was running for president in 2015.
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> “When he came down the escalator, his speech was good and all that,” he said. “I’ve been a supporter since then. And then it was for sure cemented after the primary debates. They were all losers except for Trump.”

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7103 "2019-06-28T05:02:38Z")

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[Twitter says Trump’s future tweets might come with warning labels](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/twitter-says-trumps-future-tweets-might-come-with-warning-labels)

Not sure why “might” is mentioned in the headline when I’ve bolded:

> [@](#):
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> Starting Thursday, tweets that Twitter deems to involve matters of public interest, but which violate the service’s rules, **will** be obscured by a warning explaining the violation and Twitter’s reasons for publishing it anyway. Users will have to tap through the warning to see the underlying message.

Still debating how much incremental success I should place on this; it’s a start, I spose, and it might niggle slightly at Prez Micro-cock, making him think that it’s just the first (of hopefully many) steps in putting an ever-increasing muzzle on him.

> [@](#):
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> The new stance could fuel additional Trumpian ire toward social media. The president routinely complains, without evidence, that social media sites are biased against him and other conservatives.

> [@](#):
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> [T]here have been longstanding calls to remove Trump from the service for what activists and others have said is abusive and threatening behavior. This week, for example, the president posted that an attack by Iran “will be met with great and overwhelming force. In some areas, overwhelming will mean obliteration.”

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**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7104 "2019-06-28T21:45:23Z")

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Shouldn’t that be “Prez Myco-cock?”

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7105 "2019-06-28T22:57:13Z")

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Give him unlimited balls (GOLF BALLS) send him to a golf course driving range and do a Ground Hog Day on him. “Yes Mr. President, It’s Sunday”. It’s really our only hope.

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7106 "2019-06-28T23:34:45Z")

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A tweet from the last hour

> [@Tweeted by Individual-1](#):
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> After some very important meetings, including my meeting with President Xi of China, I will be leaving Japan for South Korea (with President Moon). While there, if Chairman Kim of North Korea sees this, I would meet him at the Border/DMZ just to shake his hand and say Hello(?)!

wtaf?

Best reply:

“Hope this works out and you finally get his cell number”

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7107 "2019-06-29T00:02:56Z")

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> [@jasg](#):
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> A tweet from the last hour
> 
> wtaf?
> 
> Best reply:
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> “Hope this works out and you finally get his cell number”

“P.S. Mandy says that Brian told her that you relly like me. If you relly like me, put an X here and pass this note back”

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7108 "2019-06-29T00:13:03Z")

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Did his [twitterhea with the soccer player](https://www.aol.com/article/news/2019/06/26/donald-trump-fires-back-at-megan-rapinoe-in-tweet-storm-about-protest-but-tags-wrong-account-first/23757075/) get covered?

Please, someone, stop giving phones to three-year-olds.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7109 "2019-06-29T01:10:53Z")

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> [@jasg](#):
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> A tweet from the last hour
> 
> wtaf?
> 
> Best reply:
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> “Hope this works out and you finally get his cell number”

I’d like to get thump’s cell number. And I don’t mean his phone.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7110 "2019-07-11T12:31:03Z")

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Orange Numbnuts is on a roll this morning. 13 tweets in the last two hours including this gem:

\*\*A big subject today at the White House Social Media Summit will be the tremendous dishonesty, bias, discrimination and suppression practiced by certain companies. We will not let them get away with it much longer. The Fake News Media will also be there, but for a limited period…  
…The Fake News is not as important, or as powerful, as Social Media. They have lost tremendous credibility since that day in November, 2016, that I came down the escalator with the person who was to become your future First Lady. When I ultimately leave office in six…  
…years, or maybe 10 or 14 (just kidding), they will quickly go out of business for lack of credibility, or approval, from the public. That’s why they will all be Endorsing me at some point, one way or the other. Could you imagine having Sleepy Joe Biden, or @AlfredENeuman99,…  
…or a very nervous and skinny version of Pocahontas (1000/24th), as your President, rather than what you have now, so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius! Sorry to say that even Social Media would be driven out of business along with, and finally, the Fake News Media!  
\*\*

“So great looking and smart”…“1000/24th”.

One thing is not like the other. :smack::smack::smack:

This whole things is just :eek:

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7111 "2019-07-11T12:45:20Z")

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You would think he would know when he announced his candidacy…

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7112 "2019-07-11T12:54:41Z")

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…and be a little better at fractions.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7113 "2019-07-11T12:59:01Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> …and be a little better at fractions.

“Don’t vote for Pochahontas, she is more Indian than 41 Native Americans.”

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**Author:** ![slumtrimpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@slumtrimpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slumtrimpet)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7114 "2019-07-11T13:00:56Z")

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Among his many other accomplishments, 45 can also take credit for being the first troll president of the USA. Well done.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7115 "2019-07-11T13:05:52Z")

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Melania’s “Be Best” anti-bullying campaign is really making a noticeable difference in the country.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7116 "2019-07-11T13:12:31Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> …and be a little better at fractions.

The Wharton school didn’t really cover fractions. I guess the only math needed for that school is to be able to count your daddy’s money.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7117 "2019-07-11T13:14:26Z")

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Right. Social media - regular Janes and Joes that recognize what a deranged asshole he is, is the problem. And he’s gonna put a stop to that by shutting them up.

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7118 "2019-07-11T14:00:48Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> \*\*A big subject today at the White House Social Media Summit will be the tremendous dishonesty, bias, discrimination and suppression practiced by certain companies. We will not let them get away with it much longer. The Fake News Media will also be there, but for a limited period…  
> …The Fake News is not as important, or as powerful, as Social Media. They have lost tremendous credibility since that day in November, 2016, that I came down the escalator with the person who was to become your future First Lady. When I ultimately leave office in six…  
> …years, or maybe 10 or 14 (just kidding), they will quickly go out of business for lack of credibility, or approval, from the public. That’s why they will all be Endorsing me at some point, one way or the other. Could you imagine having Sleepy Joe Biden, or @AlfredENeuman99,…  
> …or a very nervous and skinny version of Pocahontas (1000/24th), as your President, rather than what you have now, so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius! Sorry to say that even Social Media would be driven out of business along with, and finally, the Fake News Media!  
> \*\*

Honestly, I don’t understand how his supporters can read those tweets and still continue to support him. Those aren’t the communications of a healthy mind- hell, it’s just flat-out embarrassing to know that someone who communicates like that represents us to the rest of the world.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7119 "2019-07-11T14:53:37Z")

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> [@Lightnin](#):
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> Honestly, I don’t understand how his supporters can read those tweets and still continue to support him. Those aren’t the communications of a healthy mind- hell, it’s just flat-out embarrassing to know that someone who communicates like that represents us to the rest of the world.

He’s totally pwning the libtards!

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7120 "2019-07-11T15:20:28Z")

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Even FOX News is calling it bizarre

[Trump rails against ‘Fake News’ in bizarre tirade, warns industry will fold when he leaves office](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-rails-against-fake-news-in-bizarre-tirade-warns-industry-will-fold-when-he-leaves-office/ar-AAEb8Zx?li=BBnb7Kz)

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7121 "2019-07-11T15:25:03Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> He’s totally pwning the libtards!

This is the answer anytime someone asks “How can people still support him after \<whatever\>?”

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