# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7122 "2019-07-11T15:27:19Z")

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That’s MSN, right? I mean, it’s there in the URL…

[https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-rails-against-fake-news-in-bizarre-tirade-warns-industry-will-fold-when-he-leaves-office/ar-AAEb8Zx?li=BBnb7Kz](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-rails-against-fake-news-in-bizarre-tirade-warns-industry-will-fold-when-he-leaves-office/ar-AAEb8Zx?li=BBnb7Kz)

On the other hand, there is this…

> **[Trump tweets bizarre video suggesting he could be president '4EVA'](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-tweets-bizarre-video-declaring-himself-president-4eva)**
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> The commander-in-chief turned troller-in-chief Friday, tweeting out a video sure to send shivers down the spines of his biggest critics.

Never mind, found the original:

> **[Trump rails against ‘Fake News’ in bizarre tirade, warns industry will fold...](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-rails-against-fake-news-in-bizarre-tirade-warns-industry-will-fold-when-he-leaves-office)**
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> President Trump teed off on the news media in a bizarre Twitter rant Thursday morning ahead of a big social media summit at the White House slated for later in the day.

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**Author:** ![CurtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@CurtC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CurtC)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7123 "2019-07-11T15:34:29Z")

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What was the deal about the reference to AlfredENeuman99? Is there a Democrat running for President that Trump refers to as Alfred E. Neuman?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7124 "2019-07-11T15:37:55Z")

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> [@CurtC](#):
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> What was the deal about the reference to AlfredENeuman99? Is there a Democrat running for President that Trump refers to as Alfred E. Neuman?

Pete Buttigieg, and while they’re not doppelgangers, I can see a slight resemblance.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7125 "2019-07-11T15:38:16Z")

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> [@CurtC](#):
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> What was the deal about the reference to AlfredENeuman99? Is there a Democrat running for President that Trump refers to as Alfred E. Neuman?

Pete Buttigieg.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7126 "2019-07-11T15:40:25Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> You would think he would know when he announced his candidacy…

I really don’t think he does. It’s just all a big warm pile of swirling memories in his brain.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7127 "2019-07-11T15:44:53Z")

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> [@Lightnin](#):
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> Honestly, I don’t understand how his supporters can read those tweets and still continue to support him. Those aren’t the communications of a healthy mind- hell, it’s just flat-out embarrassing to know that someone who communicates like that represents us to the rest of the world.

Ordinary people are either not paying attention or just see it as trolling his political opponents. They don’t care. They don’t see the danger - the danger that American democracy is about to collapse.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7128 "2019-07-11T16:01:44Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> He’s totally pwning the libtards!

I read something like that and don’t _feel_ pwned… does that somehow make it even more devastating?

I mean, I am a libtard, right? I need to go think on this… doubting my own identity… holy fuck, he IS pwning me!

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7129 "2019-07-11T16:05:24Z")

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> [@CurtC](#):
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> What was the deal about the reference to AlfredENeuman99? Is there a Democrat running for President that Trump refers to as Alfred E. Neuman?

Hey, Trump reads (air quotes) MAD magazine! I wonder how pissed he is that they’re folding?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7130 "2019-07-11T16:07:22Z")

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LOL, Dotard deleted it, fixed the fraction and a wrong @, and then reposted the stupid thing.

I don’t think he gets how this works. How any of this works.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7131 "2019-07-11T16:21:49Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> LOL, Dotard deleted it, fixed the fraction and a wrong @, and then reposted the stupid thing.
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> I don’t think he gets how this works. How any of this works.

Yet he still thinks he did the famous escalator descent with Melania in November 2016.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7132 "2019-07-11T16:34:10Z")

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“Nervous and skinny”? WT actual F? Of all the things to obsess/ focus/ slam your opponents about – _that’s_ how he sees Elizabeth Warren?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7133 "2019-07-11T16:45:02Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> I really don’t think he does. It’s just all a big warm pile of swirling memories in his brain.

Well, it’s a pile of warm, swirling _something_.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7134 "2019-07-11T17:00:38Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> You would think he would know when he announced his candidacy…

He’s done that at least three times now (once for 2016 and twice for 2020) so he’s having trouble keeping them straight.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7135 "2019-07-11T17:06:23Z")

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> [@Donald Trump](#):
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> **…a true Stable Genius!**

Here’s the [true Stable Genius](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=audHTnmK56M).

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7136 "2019-07-11T17:29:01Z")

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The Champion of Trump mockery has addressed the “stable genius” issue as well:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/k-LTRwZb35A/maxresdefault.jpg "A VERY STABLE GENIUS - Randy Rainbow Song Parody") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-LTRwZb35A)

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7137 "2019-07-11T17:46:35Z")

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> [@CurtC](#):
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> What was the deal about the reference to AlfredENeuman99? Is there a Democrat running for President that Trump refers to as Alfred E. Neuman?

> [@jayjay](#):
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> Pete Buttigieg, and while they’re not doppelgangers, I can see a slight resemblance.

I keep telling people: [Pete Buttigieg](https://images.app.goo.gl/mrHwdstGKhYiFFiRA)isn’t Alfred E Neuman. He’s the [Onceler](https://images.app.goo.gl/S3zWgvwh2hEVFVPw5).

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7138 "2019-07-11T19:23:04Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> “Nervous and skinny”? WT actual F? Of all the things to obsess/ focus/ slam your opponents about – _that’s_ how he sees Elizabeth Warren?

He doesn’t like thin people. He sees himself as “large and imposing,” where the rest of us see “obese slob.”

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7139 "2019-07-11T19:25:38Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Hey, Trump reads (air quotes) MAD magazine! I wonder how pissed he is that they’re folding?

“MAD Magazine, with their great founder, Neumann, who I call ‘Mad Alf’. Sounds like elf. One of the best words. The very best. Of course Elf’s magazine is folding. It folds every month. That’s the fun. You get a page wiith something on it. I don’t know what it is. Then you fold it. Pow! You got Crooked Hilary or Cowardly McCain. It’s great. I told Alf what a great idea that was. He should thank me. If the FAKE News keeps lying about him, I’ll cancel their broadcast licenses. You can’t make fun of REAL Americans. Lock them up!”

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7140 "2019-07-11T19:38:23Z")

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So, Trump went back to the good old ‘stable genius’. He is going to milk that well dry if he keeps going to it.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7141 "2019-07-11T19:39:51Z")

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Maybe it’s just me, but Twitter seems to be down right now. If this is global and not just my settings, we may have an out here. I mean, Trump will have a stroke if Twitter bites the bullet.

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