# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7182 "2019-07-15T16:47:14Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Just because someone considers paying their own mortgage to be more important to them than whether or not we are holding children in cages does not make them a monster

No, that’s exactly what it makes them. A fucking monster.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7183 "2019-07-15T16:52:00Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> No, that’s exactly what it makes them. A fucking monster.

A motherfucking monster.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7184 "2019-07-15T16:59:34Z")

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> [@Biffster](#):
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> A motherfucking monster.

A motherfucking monster in the motherfucking whitehouse.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7185 "2019-07-15T17:57:38Z")

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Any bets on when the President will drop the “N word” or call the Congresswomen “bitches”?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7186 "2019-07-15T18:02:33Z")

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Hell, Manson, I was wondering if it would be against board rules to set up a thread game betting on which politician gets shot first. At least voting in this one won’t get me banned… 😉

I’m going to go with by the end of the year for #1, June 2020 for #2.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7187 "2019-07-15T18:02:51Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> Any bets on when the President will drop the “N word” or call the Congresswomen “bitches”?

Over/Under? 6 months.

Fox News will LOVE this witticism. “Very funny! Ha ha, look at how our illustrious president has triggered those Libtards” they will say.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7188 "2019-07-15T18:07:47Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
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> Shrug, he’s been stewing about getting zinged once in a WH Correspondent’s diner since 2011. I suspect the reason he’s not mad at Marvel Comics for a joke about him they printed in 1992 is simply that he never saw it.

He’s been known to stew even [longer](https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump) than that:

> [@](#):
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> Like so many bullies, Trump has skin of gossamer. He thinks nothing of saying the most hurtful thing about someone else, but when he hears a whisper that runs counter to his own vainglorious self-image, he coils like a caged ferret. Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of _Spy_ magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century\* ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him – generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers…

\*As of 2015; it’s [now](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/08/spy-vs-trump) “more than three decades ago”:

> [@](#):
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> In 1988, _Spy_ magazine described Donald Trump as “a short-fingered vulgarian.”

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7189 "2019-07-15T18:13:18Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Fox News will LOVE this witticism. “Very funny! Ha ha, look at how our illustrious president has triggered those Libtards” they will say.

“Black people say it all the time! Why can’t the President? That’s racist!”

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7190 "2019-07-15T18:25:52Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> People talking about how Trump is a racist: big win for Trump! Pleases his base!
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> People talking about how Trump has been really close to a guy who uses minors for sex? Close enough to hold a party at Mar-a-Lago for just him, Epstein and 28 girls? Maybe not so good for Trump.  
> …but, yeah: no one’s talking about the second one, today.
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> _Big_ win for Trump!!!
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> The party: [Trump Hosted Party With Jeffrey Epstein and ‘28 Girls,’ Report Claims](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-hosted-party-with-jeffrey-epstein-and-28-girls-report-claims?bcmt=1)

I don’t think it will be forgotten that he pals around with pedophiles. I won’t be that surprised if he is revealed to be one himself. (Also, ewwwww x 1000)

But hey, if this is the current GOP idea of a win, they can have it. I bet I am not the only one who is only triggered by all this to point and laugh at the clowns.

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7191 "2019-07-15T18:53:38Z")

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ETA: I am realizing that the GOP is a party not of clowns, but minstrels.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7192 "2019-07-15T19:06:35Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
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> Shrug, he’s been stewing about getting zinged once in a WH Correspondent’s diner since 2011. I suspect the reason he’s not mad at Marvel Comics for a joke about him they printed in 1992 is simply that he never saw it.

Nah, he saw it, but the dialog boxes were above his reading level.

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**Author:** ![carlb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carlb/32/5930_2.png) [@carlb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carlb)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7193 "2019-07-15T19:11:26Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> Any bets on when the President will drop the “N word” or call the Congresswomen “bitches”?

Frankly, I expected it to happen during the 2016 campaign (the “N” word). I was shocked that it didn’t. Of course, now it makes me wonder if it would have had any measurable impact.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7194 "2019-07-16T00:23:08Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> “Black people say it all the time! Why can’t the President? That’s racist!”

Well, Trump has already said today that the people calling out his outrageous racism are the REAL racists.

> **[Trump Repeats Racist Remarks, Attacks Dems During White House Event](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-repeats-racist-remarks_n_5d2cb51ae4b08938b09907a7)**
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> “If you hate our country, if you’re not happy here, you can leave,” he told reporters.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7195 "2019-07-16T00:34:21Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> He’s been known to stew even [longer](https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump) than that:
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> > [@](#):
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> > Like so many bullies, Trump has skin of gossamer. He thinks nothing of saying the most hurtful thing about someone else, but when he hears a whisper that runs counter to his own vainglorious self-image, he coils like a caged ferret. Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century\* ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him – generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers…
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> \*As of 2015; it’s [now](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/08/spy-vs-trump) “more than three decades ago”:

For a while I’d thought about making a thread called “_ **When Did You First Realize Donald Trump is Mentally Ill?** _” And that 2015 _Vanity Fair_ excerpt was my own answer to the question.

Before that I’d been vaguely aware of Trump as an unpleasant celebrity in whom I had no interest.

But the anecdote about Trump continuing to send photos with circled hands (to the guy who’d coined the “short-fingered vulgarian” description) was a real shock. I realized at that moment that this wasn’t merely a case of Trump being an annoying TV personality----I realized that there was something profoundly wrong with his brain.

> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#):
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> I don’t think it will be forgotten that he pals around with pedophiles. I won’t be that surprised if he is revealed to be one himself. (Also, ewwwww x 1000). …

Agreed.

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7196 "2019-07-16T13:54:31Z")

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Apparently being called a vulgarian is ok. He probably thinks its a Star Trek character.

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7197 "2019-07-16T15:17:07Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Apparently being called a vulgarian is ok. He probably thinks its a Star Trek character.

Can’t be. Star Trek is too cerebral for him.

Though, I did hear he was a fan of the episode The Omega Glory.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7198 "2019-07-17T00:42:11Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Apparently being called a vulgarian is ok. He probably thinks its a Star Trek character.

Or he might think it means someone from one of those countries around the area Melanie comes from.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7199 "2019-07-17T01:55:43Z")

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I wonder if Trump has ever deigned to visit Slovenia? It’s a very lovely country. Ljubljana is full of buildings/cemeteries/crossroads built by a brilliant early-20th-century architect (look him up). Lake Bled is the equal of any inland sea in Austria, Germany, or the Czech Republic.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7200 "2019-07-17T02:15:53Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> I wonder if Trump has ever deigned to visit Slovenia? It’s a very lovely country. Ljubljana is full of buildings/cemeteries/crossroads built by a brilliant early-20th-century architect (look him up). Lake Bled is the equal of any inland sea in Austria, Germany, or the Czech Republic.

Lovely country? It’s full of foreigners, right? Not interested.

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7201 "2019-07-17T02:16:12Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> I wonder if Trump has ever deigned to visit Slovenia? It’s a very lovely country. Ljubljana is full of buildings/cemeteries/crossroads built by a brilliant early-20th-century architect (look him up). Lake Bled is the equal of any inland sea in Austria, Germany, or the Czech Republic.

[Once. For 3 hours.](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/05/09/who-is-melania-trump?)

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