# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 361
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7202 "2019-07-17T02:49:20Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > I wonder if Trump has ever deigned to visit Slovenia? It’s a very lovely country. Ljubljana is full of buildings/cemeteries/crossroads built by a brilliant early-20th-century architect (look him up). Lake Bled is the equal of any inland sea in Austria, Germany, or the Czech Republic. Aha, now I know the location of one of my TV’s screensaver images. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7203 "2019-07-17T04:54:07Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Lovely country? It’s full of foreigners, right? Not interested. Oh, I don’t know, that might depend on the tit-to-waist ratio of said foreigners. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7204 "2019-07-17T11:59:57Z")
#BeBreast ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7205 "2019-07-17T13:25:38Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > #BeBreast For Trump? D at a minimum. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7206 "2019-07-17T13:50:46Z")
> [@romansperson](#): > > [Once. For 3 hours.](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/05/09/who-is-melania-trump?) I am pleased that Melanie is as she seems: there really is no “there” there. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7207 "2019-07-17T18:48:34Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > The president of the United States tells four sitting Congresswomen, three of whom were born in the United States, to [go back](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1150381394234941448) where they came from. But, I’m sure he’s just joking and not a racist. [Stephen Colbert has Wakko Warner respond to Trump’s tweet.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHvalCtiLA0) ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2019, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7208 "2019-07-19T01:26:20Z")
In case any doubt remains about [the state of the Republikkklan Party](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/453684-palm-beach-county-gop-disinvites-scaramucci-from-fundraiser-after): > [@](#): > > The Palm Beach County GOP disinvited Anthony Scaramucci from an upcoming fundraiser after the onetime White House communications director weighed in to criticize remarks from President Trump as racist… That’s right – we’ve reached the point where the Mooch is the voice of sanity. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2019, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7209 "2019-07-19T01:41:03Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > In case any doubt remains about [the state of the Republikkklan Party](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/453684-palm-beach-county-gop-disinvites-scaramucci-from-fundraiser-after): > > That’s right – we’ve reached the point where the Mooch is the voice of sanity. :smack: Sounds a bit like the Republican Party is purging itself of its more moderate members. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2019, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7210 "2019-07-19T01:43:35Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Sounds a bit like the Republican Party is purging itself of its more moderate members. I await the Night of the Long [DEL][COLOR=“Black”]Knives[/DEL][/COLOR] Tweets. CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2019, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7211 "2019-07-19T01:49:58Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > I await the Night of the Long [DEL][COLOR=“Black”]Knives[/DEL][/COLOR] Tweets. > > CMC fnord! Due to Twitter’s character limit, it would be the Night of the Many Tweets. :o ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7212 "2019-07-23T01:25:54Z")
The blasts of explosive Twitterrhea hits gale force as Mueller’s testimony date approaches: > [@Napoleon Boneyspurs](#): > > The Amazon Washington Post front page story yesterday was total Fake News. They said “Advisors wrote new talking points and handed him reams of opposition research on the four Congresswomen.” Now really, does that sound like me? What advisors, there were no talking points,… …except for those stated by me, & “reams of paper” were never given to me. It is a made up story meant to demean & belittle. The Post had no sources. The facts remain the same, that we have 4 Radical Left Congresswomen who have said very bad things about Israel & our Country! > > Highly conflicted Robert Mueller should not be given another bite at the apple. In the end it will be bad for him and the phony Democrats in Congress who have done nothing but waste time on this ridiculous Witch Hunt. Result of the Mueller Report, NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION!.. …But the questions should be asked, why were all of Clinton’s people given immunity, and why were the text messages of Peter S and his lover, Lisa Page, deleted and destroyed right after they left Mueller, and after we requested them(this is Illegal)? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7213 "2019-07-23T01:51:23Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally Posted by **Napoleon Boneyspurs** > …But the questions should be asked, why were all of Clinton’s people given immunity, and why were the text messages of Peter S and his lover, Lisa Page, deleted and destroyed right after they left Mueller, and after we requested them(this is Illegal)? I know there are much bigger fish to fry, but for me Trump’s constantly references to Lisa Page solely as someone’s “lover” is weird as hell and deeply creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7214 "2019-07-23T03:31:36Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > The blasts of explosive Twitterrhea hits gale force as Mueller’s testimony date approaches: I guess the fact that there are photos of his (misspelled) talking points in his hands are fake news. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7215 "2019-07-23T08:37:04Z")
Admittedly, it does seem unlikely that Trump has any real advisors, that he would be given “reams of paper” (or even a sheet of paper), or that he has any coherent “talking points”. So no, it doesn’t sound like him. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7216 "2019-07-23T08:40:40Z")
That’s what I was thinking. Trump reading something that someone hands to him? Gotta get it on Fox n Friends if you want him to absorb anything. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7217 "2019-07-23T10:12:58Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I know there are much bigger fish to fry, but for me Trump’s constantly references to Lisa Page solely as someone’s “lover” is weird as hell and deeply creepy. Very consistent with being the kind of humanoid who views women as nothing but meat around a vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7218 "2019-07-23T14:30:22Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > In case any doubt remains about [the state of the Republikkklan Party](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/453684-palm-beach-county-gop-disinvites-scaramucci-from-fundraiser-after): > > That’s right – we’ve reached the point where the Mooch is the voice of sanity. :smack: > [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Sounds a bit like the Republican Party is purging itself of its more moderate members. It’s Palm Beach County. There are no “moderate members.” Any Republican in Palm Beach is likely to be the kind of person who reads Atlas Shrugged and wonders why they didn’t exterminate the poors instead of just moving away from them. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7219 "2019-07-25T02:46:47Z")
As one of the tweet responses put it, it’s like Richard Nixon’s enemies list if Nixon were a methhead. > [@Sponge Blob Golf Pants](#): > > So Democrats and others can illegally fabricate a crime, try pinning it on a very innocent President, and when he fights back against this illegal and treasonous attack on our Country, they call It Obstruction? Wrong! Why didn’t Robert Mueller investigate the investigators? > > It was NEVER agreed that Robert Mueller could use one of his many Democrat Never Trumper lawyers to sit next to him and help him with his answers. This was specifically NOT agreed to, and I would NEVER have agreed to it. The Greatest Witch Hunt in U.S. history, by far! > > Why didn’t Robert Mueller & his band of 18 Angry Democrats spend any time investigating Crooked Hillary Clinton, Lyin’ & Leakin’ James Comey, Lisa Page and her Psycho lover, Peter S, Andy McCabe, the beautiful Ohr family, Fusion GPS, and many more, including HIMSELF & Andrew W? > > NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7220 "2019-07-25T03:24:17Z")
Nothing really to add to the thread, but I gotta say, **Steve MB** , that “Sponge Blob Golf Pants” is one of the best names for Trump that I’ve seen! ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7221 "2019-07-25T03:26:39Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > As one of the tweet responses put it, it’s like Richard Nixon’s enemies list if Nixon were a methhead. Imagine when the dementia really kicks in and Trump’s not a stable genius. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=360) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=362)