# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 362
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7222 "2019-07-25T03:27:21Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Nothing really to add to the thread, but I gotta say, **Steve MB** , that “Sponge Blob Golf Pants” is one of the best names for Trump that I’ve seen! Aye; that’s pretty sweet! Usin’ it! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7223 "2019-07-25T03:31:00Z")
> [@Sponge Blob Golf Pants](#): > > So Democrats and others can illegally fabricate a crime, try pinning it on a very innocent President, and when he fights back against this illegal and treasonous attack on our Country, they call It Obstruction? Wrong! Why didn’t Robert Mueller investigate the investigators? > > It was NEVER agreed that Robert Mueller could use one of his many Democrat Never Trumper lawyers to sit next to him and help him with his answers. This was specifically NOT agreed to, and I would NEVER have agreed to it. The Greatest Witch Hunt in U.S. history, by far! > > Why didn’t Robert Mueller & his band of 18 Angry Democrats spend any time investigating Crooked Hillary Clinton, Lyin’ & Leakin’ James Comey, Lisa Page and her Psycho lover, Peter S, Andy McCabe, the beautiful Ohr family, Fusion GPS, and many more, including HIMSELF & Andrew W? > > NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION! ‘The lady doth protest too much, methinks.’ ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7224 "2019-07-25T04:04:58Z")
I was watching Stephen Colbert’s monologue and apparently Trump tweeted after the Mueller hearings: THE TRUTH IS A FORCE OF NATURE Colbert commented: “So is global warming and you deny them both.” ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7225 "2019-07-25T06:41:36Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > It’s Palm Beach County. There are no “moderate members.” Any Republican in Palm Beach is likely to be the kind of person who reads Atlas Shrugged and wonders why they didn’t exterminate the poors instead of just moving away from them. Yeah, my grandma lived there and she and her friends were horribly and openly bigoted. I remember being shocked by the things they said—this was about 30 years ago, but still. And she was aghast when my sister and I said we were going to go to the public beach right by her condo. According to her it was just not done to go mix with the unwashed masses, despite it being so close. We needed to wait until she could take us several miles away to the ultra-exclusive Bath and Tennis Club, where waiters walked along the beach carrying fancy carved pineapples to hand out to members and their guests. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7226 "2019-07-25T12:14:50Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Imagine when the dementia really kicks in and Trump’s not a stable genius. Oh, I believe he’s a stable genius. He’s a genius at spewing horseshit. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7227 "2019-07-25T12:51:57Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Oh, I believe he’s a stable genius. He’s a genius at spewing horseshit. Not even that. He keeps repeating the same horseshit. Nothing like Putin’s post-truth Bullshit Firehose. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7228 "2019-07-25T17:15:25Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > As one of the tweet responses put it, it’s like Richard Nixon’s enemies list if Nixon were a methhead. YEAH ! Why didn’t Mueller investigate HIMSELF ? There’s a hot take for you ! And what’s more, why didn’t he investigate himself investigating himself, cuz that’d be suspicious as hell ! And what’s more, why didn’t he investigate himself investigating himself investigI’ve gone cross-eyed. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7229 "2019-07-25T17:26:53Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > investigate himself investigating himself investigI’ve gone cross-eyed. Too much self investigation will do that to you, or so my mother used to tell me. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7230 "2019-08-08T01:33:46Z")
Donald shows how deeply affected he is by the latest mass shootings, in this tweet sent on his way to El Paso after visiting Dayton: > [@Narcissist 1](#): > > Watching Sleepy Joe Biden making a speech. Sooo Boring! The LameStream Media will die in the ratings and clicks with this guy. It will be over for them, not to mention the fact that our Country will do poorly with him. It will be one big crash, but at least China will be happy! ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7231 "2019-08-08T04:29:03Z")
So here’s Trump’s takeaway from his condolences trips: > [@everything is about me](#): > > Leaving El Paso for the White House. What GREAT people I met there and in Dayton, Ohio. The Fake News worked overtime trying to disparage me and the two trips, but it just didn’t work. The love, respect & enthusiasm were there for all to see. They have been through so much. Sad! I’m surprised there was no quote from some manly man saying “Sir, the most important thing about today is that you know how much we love you.” ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7232 "2019-08-08T12:18:38Z")
(adding) “It was _worth_ those twenty-one deaths – mostly Messicans – so we’d get the optorunity… cokotunity… _chance_ to tell you!” ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7233 "2019-08-08T15:22:52Z")
Dolt45 tries to keep the focus on what’s _really_ important: > [@Stochastic Terrorist in Chief](#): > > Just watched a world class loser, Tim O’Brien, who I haven’t seen or spoken to in many years, & knows NOTHING about me except that he wrote a failed hit piece book about me 15 years ago. Fired like a dog from other jobs? Saw him on Lyin’ Brian Williams Trump Slam Show. Bad TV… ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7234 "2019-08-08T21:25:51Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Lovely country? It’s full of foreigners, right? Not interested. Yup. Foreigners and Commies (or former Commies at least). We need a wall before they come here raping, killing, “criming”, and takin’ er jerbs. ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7235 "2019-08-08T22:53:47Z")
Who the fuck fires a dog??? ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7236 "2019-08-08T22:53:49Z")
> [@CFSG](#): > > Just watched a world class loser, Tim O’Brien, who I haven’t seen or spoken to in many years, & knows NOTHING about me except that he wrote a failed hit piece book about me 15 years ago. Fired like a dog from other jobs? Saw him on Lyin’ Brian Williams Trump Slam Show. Bad TV… A. Can’t say I’ve ever heard of Tim O’Brien, but Trump certainly seems to remember him. B. Ah…his favorite simile: “like a dog”…whether it makes sense or not. (Do dogs get fired a lot?) C. So he’s watching MSNBC now? Does Fox know about this? D. Bad TV is the ultimate unpardonable sin in Trump’s universe. ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7237 "2019-08-08T23:00:36Z")
His tweets seem to be getting more and more like a parody of his own Twitter style. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7238 "2019-08-08T23:06:00Z")
> [@HelenGawn](#): > > Who the fuck fires a dog??? A dog groomer? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7239 "2019-08-08T23:14:05Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > A. Can’t say I’ve ever heard of Tim O’Brien, but Trump certainly seems to remember him. > B. Ah…his favorite simile: “like a dog”…whether it makes sense or not. (Do dogs get fired a lot?) > C. So he’s watching MSNBC now? Does Fox know about this? > D. Bad TV is the ultimate unpardonable sin in Trump’s universe. He’s trying to emulate his Communist friends but messed up the “running dog” part. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7240 "2019-08-08T23:17:33Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > So here’s Trump’s takeaway from his condolences trips: > [@everything is about me](#): > > Leaving El Paso for the White House. What GREAT people I met there and in Dayton, Ohio. The Fake News worked overtime trying to disparage me and the two trips, but it just didn’t work. The love, respect & enthusiasm were there for all to see. They have been through so much. Sad! > [@aurora maire](#): > > I’m surprised there was no quote from some manly man saying “Sir, the most important thing about today is that you know how much we love you.” As he was leaving the El Paso hospital, Trump was asked what he had seen: “The love, the respect for the office of the presidency. I wish you could have been in there to see it. I wish you could have been in there.” I know it’s said a lot but there is something deeply, disturbingly wrong with this man. > ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7241 "2019-08-08T23:21:41Z")
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