# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 365
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7282 "2019-08-09T16:16:07Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > I don’t know why, after everything he’s ever done, but this picture is sort of knocking me for a loop this morning: [https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/08/09/donald-melania-trump-el-paso-orphaned-baby-photo-newday-sot.cnn](https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/08/09/donald-melania-trump-el-paso-orphaned-baby-photo-newday-sot.cnn) > I feel like making it into a little sign, and then every time one of my relatives says something Trump-supporting, I’ll just hold up the sign. What is wrong with this “man”? I can’t even Next up, a trip to Mississippi for a thumb’s up photo-op with the children who are sobbing because their parents have been arrested in preparation for deportation. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7283 "2019-08-09T16:20:38Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Can we agree to give dotard _all_ the awards in exchange for his resignation? An Oscar, the Nobel, an Emmy, a Peabody, the Skokie over-60 softball league trophy, the Palme d’Or, the… Are you eligible for a Darwin award if you have already had kids, but half of them are in jail, and the other half are social pariahs who will never be given a chance for a relationship? We can bend the rules for him this time, I think. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7284 "2019-08-09T16:32:40Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Next up, a trip to Mississippi for a thumb’s up photo-op with the children who are sobbing because their parents have been arrested in preparation for deportation. Meme idea: Remember many years ago, the memes of a USC cheerleader inserted into historic tragedies? Picture Trump giving a thumbs up in front of the Hindenburg, or the Crucifixion. You get the idea. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7285 "2019-08-09T16:56:01Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > That _baby_ was brought back to the hospital for this fucking photo-op. > > [Twitter Recoils at White House Photo Op of Trump and First Lady With Baby Orphaned in El Paso Massacre](https://www.mediaite.com/news/twitter-recoils-at-white-house-photo-op-of-trump-and-first-lady-smiling-with-baby-orphaned-in-el-paso-massacre-act-like-a-human-being/) I heard the baby actually tried desperately to say “keep me the fuck away from that asshole Trump”, but they shut him up and took him anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7286 "2019-08-09T16:57:43Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > Meme idea: > > Remember many years ago, the memes of a USC cheerleader inserted into historic tragedies? > > Picture Trump giving a thumbs up in front of the Hindenburg, or the Crucifixion. You get the idea. Is there a betting pool on how soon that happens? Now that you’ve mentioned it, I can’t believe it won’t. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7287 "2019-08-09T17:19:32Z")
The only way I’m on board with giving Trump awards for leaving office early is if the awards specifically state that the award is granted for his service to the world by leaving office early. If he agrees to that, I’m (gulp) even on board with a Nobel prize. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7288 "2019-08-09T17:24:57Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Is there a betting pool on how soon that happens? Now that you’ve mentioned it, I can’t believe it won’t. Shoot, if I had any idea how to do it I’d get started on it myself. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7289 "2019-08-09T17:50:43Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > The only way I’m on board with giving Trump awards for leaving office early is if the awards specifically state that the award is granted for his service to the world by leaving office early. If he agrees to that, I’m (gulp) even on board with a Nobel prize. Just for laughs, give him the Literature one. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7290 "2019-08-09T17:55:52Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Just for laughs, give him the Literature one. But make sure it’s spelled “Literachure” and see if he ever catches on. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7291 "2019-08-09T18:03:35Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > Meme idea: > > Remember many years ago, the memes of a USC cheerleader inserted into historic tragedies? > > Picture Trump giving a thumbs up in front of the Hindenburg, or the Crucifixion. You get the idea. Okay, [this took me about 2 minutes](https://imgur.com/a/vdyAInX), not that great, but it made me chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7292 "2019-08-09T18:05:59Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Okay, [this took me about 2 minutes](https://imgur.com/a/vdyAInX), not that great, but it made me chuckle. Very good! ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7293 "2019-08-09T18:23:05Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > To quote a pundit whose words I read in the last day or two; Trump wants to be the bride at every wedding, the baby at every christening, and the corpse at every funeral. Huh. I know that as a line from a Spanish-language song, “Dama, dama” by Cecilia. Wonder what’s the actual origin. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7294 "2019-08-09T18:26:29Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Okay, [this took me about 2 minutes](https://imgur.com/a/vdyAInX), not that great, but it made me chuckle. [Shared.](https://twitter.com/GordonHeliboy/status/1159894060888313857?fbclid=IwAR2nBzWKSvYEQAZ49qhEJYOPyxaZlNFqOnD-QvSvRZMv3PsGVoL8R9xkIhE) . ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7295 "2019-08-09T19:12:46Z")
Ditto. Thanks, **k9bfriender**. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7296 "2019-08-09T19:44:08Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Ditto. Thanks, **k9bfriender**. If you shared it on Twitter, post a link and I’ll ‘like’ it (or whatever Twitter calls it). ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7297 "2019-08-09T19:48:22Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > I don’t know why, after everything he’s ever done, but this picture is sort of knocking me for a loop this morning: [https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/08/09/donald-melania-trump-el-paso-orphaned-baby-photo-newday-sot.cnn](https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/08/09/donald-melania-trump-el-paso-orphaned-baby-photo-newday-sot.cnn) > I feel like making it into a little sign, and then every time one of my relatives says something Trump-supporting, I’ll just hold up the sign. What is wrong with this “man”? I can’t even Awkward! ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7298 "2019-08-09T19:48:22Z")
Sorry, I share old-school, by email. At least I don’t fax cartoons to people anymore. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7299 "2019-08-09T22:03:17Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > I’ll give a bazillion DoperDollars to anyone who can provide a photo of Trump hugging a Mexican. Half a bazillion if he’s just shaking hands. Hugging a Mexican _man_, shaking hands with a Mexican _man_. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7300 "2019-08-09T22:21:19Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > Huh. I know that as a line from a Spanish-language song, “Dama, dama” by Cecilia. Wonder what’s the actual origin. Alice Roosevelt Longworth said it about her father, Teddy Roosevelt. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7301 "2019-08-10T01:46:53Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Okay, [this took me about 2 minutes](https://imgur.com/a/vdyAInX), not that great, but it made me chuckle. If you wanted to be extremely offensive, you could have him giving two thumbs-up to the drowned father and daughter. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=364) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=366)