# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 369
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7362 "2019-08-21T01:52:45Z")
> [@Banquet\_Bear](#): > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1163961882945970176](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1163961882945970176) > > …the President of the United States of America is a fucking imbecile. The stupidest man on the planet. A fucking troll. I had to triple check three times before posting this that this was real and not a parody account. Maybe he could try to buy Grand Fenwick or Pottsylvania or Latveria or Kasnia or something instead. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7363 "2019-08-21T02:13:24Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Maybe he could try to buy Grand Fenwick or Pottsylvania or Latveria or Kasnia or something instead. Ruritania or no deal. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7364 "2019-08-21T02:17:52Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Ruritania or no deal. Nah, let’s do Latveria. I would LOVE to see Doc Doom get his (large and manly) hands on the short-fingered vulgarian. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7365 "2019-08-21T10:14:48Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > Nah, let’s do Latveria. I would LOVE to see Doc Doom get his (large and manly) hands on the short-fingered vulgarian. Either that, or trap him for all eternity in a tiny room with the accursed Richards, which would surely be hell for both of them. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7366 "2019-08-21T11:17:15Z")
Trump has cancelled a planned visit to Denmark, because they won’t let him buy Greenland: > **[Trump tweets refusal to meet with Danish P.M. — because he can't have Greenland](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/8/20/1880288/-Trump-tweets-refusal-to-meet-with-Danish-P-M-because-he-can-t-have-Greenland-Yes-really)** > > Like a first-grader who just realized that they have no right to anybody else’s toys, Individual-1 has decided to screw up things with Denmark. Why? Because Denmark won’t give him Greenland, even though he really wants it. Here’s the latest in the... > [@](#): > > Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen’s comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time… He can’t understand it. He _told_ them there was no reason for concern. _Mexico_ would be paying for it! ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7367 "2019-08-21T12:00:02Z")
Republicans have put a brain damaged man in the White House. Fuck you to all Trump supporters. Fuck right the fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7368 "2019-08-21T12:19:34Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > Nah, let’s do Latveria. I would LOVE to see Doc Doom get his (large and manly) hands on the short-fingered vulgarian. Elbonia. Scott Adams would be honoured. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7369 "2019-08-21T12:41:49Z")
Accidentally posted this to the Clusterfuck thread when I meant to post it here: > [@The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35597): > > Saw a discussion of how often Dotard has tweeted during his Presidency: about 9,400 times since 1.20.2017. > > [His count when he was sworn in](https://web.archive.org/web/20170120170823/twitter.com/realDonaldTrump) > > [His count now](https://twitter.com/PeteSouza/status/1163854846287646720?s=19) ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7370 "2019-08-21T13:23:16Z")
Trump toady toadyism/Trump braggadocio [of the day](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1164138795475881986) (so far): > [@Donald Trump](#): > > “Thank you to Wayne Allyn Root for the very nice words. “President Trump is the greatest President for Jews and for Israel in the history of the world, not just America, he is the best President for Israel in the history of the world…and the Jewish people in Israel love him… > > …like he’s the King of Israel. They love him like he is the second coming of God…But American Jews don’t know him or like him. They don’t even know what they’re doing or saying anymore. It makes no sense! But that’s OK, if he keeps doing what he’s doing, he’s good for… > > …all Jews, Blacks, Gays, everyone. And importantly, he’s good for everyone in America who wants a job.” Wow! @newsmax@foxandfriends @OANN ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7371 "2019-08-21T13:28:17Z")
So, he just compared himself to Jesus. Might call Cornyn and Cruz, ask them why they support a blasphemer. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7372 "2019-08-21T13:42:03Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > So, he just compared himself to Jesus. And his minions get all offended when I call Him their Messiah. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7373 "2019-08-21T14:41:36Z")
**My proposal to the politically correct Automobile Companies would lower the average price of a car to consumers by more than $3000, while at the same time making the cars substantially safer. Engines would run smoother. Very little impact on the environment! Foolish executives!** 😕 Politically correct Automobile Companies? 😕 I have so many questions about this tweet. I’m guessing coal-fueled steam engines are part of this proposal. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7374 "2019-08-21T14:45:24Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > **My proposal to the politically correct Automobile Companies would lower the average price of a car to consumers by more than $3000, while at the same time making the cars substantially safer. Engines would run smoother. Very little impact on the environment! Foolish executives!** > > 😕 > > Politically correct Automobile Companies? > > 😕 > > I have so many questions about this tweet. I’m guessing coal-fueled steam engines are part of this proposal. _Better cars at a lower price_. I guess the guy really did go to business school. That’s brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7375 "2019-08-21T14:46:00Z")
With this Greenland bit, I hVe to say, I have never enjoyed an American President this much, in my lifetime. Please re-elect him. ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7376 "2019-08-21T14:51:38Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > With this Greenland bit, I hVe to say, I have never enjoyed an American President this much, in my lifetime. > Please re-elect him. Yeah, I’m gonna go with no. Every single day. EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKIN. DAY. there’s something new which breaks my brain just a little bit. I’m beginning to think of this as the “Hold my beer” presidency. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7377 "2019-08-21T14:56:17Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > With this Greenland bit, I hVe to say, I have never enjoyed an American President this much, in my lifetime. > Please re-elect him. If one can look past all the tragedy, then one will see that the Trump Administration is actually a very funny comedy. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7378 "2019-08-21T15:00:58Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > I have so many questions about this tweet. I’m guessing coal-fueled steam engines are part of this proposal. I think you meant to say ‘_ **clean** _ coal-fueled steam engines.’ ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7379 "2019-08-21T15:09:15Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > If one can look past all the tragedy, then one will see that the Trump Administration is actually a very funny comedy. Comedy = tragedy + time. I look forward to looking back at this time and laughing. Hopefully starting January 2021. But, no, we can not reelect him just so the rest of the world gets to keep laughing at us. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7380 "2019-08-21T15:19:56Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Comedy = tragedy + time. Tragedy = comedy + time. This also seems to be true… ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7381 "2019-08-21T15:20:08Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > I think you meant to say ‘_ **clean** _ coal-fueled steam engines.’ Of course! Only the best, hand-scrubbed coal. Hand-cleaning coal = MORE JOBS in WV. MAGA!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=368) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=370)