# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 370
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7382 "2019-08-21T15:20:23Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > If one can look past all the tragedy, then one will see that the Trump Administration is actually a very funny comedy. Aside from the sucking chest wound, I’m having a pretty good morning. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7383 "2019-08-21T16:11:29Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > With this Greenland bit, I hVe to say, I have never enjoyed an American President this much, in my lifetime. > Please re-elect him. Fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7384 "2019-08-21T17:32:18Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Comedy = tragedy + time. > [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Tragedy = comedy + time. Does that mean Comedy + Tragedy = Time? ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7385 "2019-08-21T18:28:29Z")
No, but Tragedy - Comedy = Wednesday ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7386 "2019-08-21T18:30:31Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > > [@Procrustus](#): > > > > Comedy = tragedy + time. > > > [@Walken After Midnight](#): > > > > Tragedy = comedy + time. > > Does that mean Comedy + Tragedy = Time? Mathematically it means time=0. ---
**Author:** ![scoots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@scoots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scoots)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7387 "2019-08-21T18:33:42Z")
Surely this guy must be working for the Democrats ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7388 "2019-08-21T18:39:23Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > So, he just compared himself to Jesus. Take heed lest any man deceive you: For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled: for such things must needs be; but the end shall not be yet. For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows. (Mark 13:5) ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7389 "2019-08-21T19:05:17Z")
Trump has just told reporters that “I am the Chosen One”, referring to how he is the only one who can win a trade war with China. Because China has (strangely) “ripped off” the USA by selling 500 billion worth of goods. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7390 "2019-08-21T19:19:40Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > **My proposal to the politically correct Automobile Companies would lower the average price of a car to consumers by more than $3000, while at the same time making the cars substantially safer. Engines would run smoother. Very little impact on the environment! Foolish executives!** > > 😕 > > Politically correct Automobile Companies? > > 😕 > > I have so many questions about this tweet. I’m guessing coal-fueled steam engines are part of this proposal. I would not be the least surprised if Tan the Conman actually is going for having all cars propelled “Flintstones” style. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7391 "2019-08-21T19:52:29Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Trump has just told reporters that “I am the Chosen One”, referring to how he is the only one who can win a trade war with China. Because China has (strangely) “ripped off” the USA by selling 500 billion worth of goods. And He didst look to the Heavens when He didst say it. No, [really](https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1164217774564159488). ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7392 "2019-08-21T19:54:11Z")
I’m starting to think that being born wealthy doesn’t qualify a person for much of anything, no less the presidency. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7393 "2019-08-21T22:32:40Z")
So is he full Caligula yet, or merely at Elagabulus levels? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7394 "2019-08-21T23:48:09Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > So is he full Caligula yet, or merely at Elagabulus levels? Eric \*kinda \*looks like a barnyard animal, sure, but AFAIK he hasn’t been appointed Senator yet. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7395 "2019-08-22T00:57:46Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Tragedy = comedy + time. > > This also seems to be true… I know I feel that way about _Freddy Got Fingered_… ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7396 "2019-08-22T16:38:25Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > The brain-dead dumbshit will believe anything. I wonder how many Nigerian princes he’s helping recover their lost fortunes. No the rotten bastard knows his “base” will believe anything. He counts on it, and they never disappoint him. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7397 "2019-08-22T16:39:59Z")
> [@Banquet\_Bear](#): > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1163961882945970176](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1163961882945970176) > > …the President of the United States of America is a fucking imbecile. The stupidest man on the planet. A fucking troll. I had to triple check three times before posting this that this was real and not a parody account. She told him “NO” and the fucking snowflake couldn’t handle it. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7398 "2019-08-22T16:41:01Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Republicans have put a brain damaged man in the White House. Fuck you to all Trump supporters. Fuck right the fuck off. This. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7399 "2019-08-22T17:05:10Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > She told him “NO” and the fucking snowflake couldn’t handle it. I saw a headline that said Trump called the Danish PM “nasty”… I didn’t realize the PM was a woman before that, but that was definitely a tip-off. Does he ever refer to a man as “nasty”? (LOL, autocorrect wanted to correct “nasty” to “masturbate”. Glad I caught that!) ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7400 "2019-08-22T17:13:44Z")
Men who disagree with him, or, who he feels threatened by are, “weak”. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7401 "2019-08-22T17:18:22Z")
And companies who don’t do what he wants are “failing.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=369) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=371)