# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 371
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7402 "2019-08-22T17:59:32Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > I saw a headline that said Trump called the Danish PM “nasty”… I didn’t realize the PM was a woman before that, but that was definitely a tip-off. Does he ever refer to a man as “nasty”? I guess [he does sometimes](http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/archive/nasty/ttff) Most recently [Juan Williams](https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1163167660764532736). > [@](#): > > Juan Williams at @FoxNews is so pathetic, and yet when he met me in the Fox Building lobby, he couldn’t have been nicer as he asked me to take a picture of him and me for his family. Yet he is always nasty and wrong! ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7403 "2019-08-22T18:17:08Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > I saw a headline that said Trump called the Danish PM “nasty”… I didn’t realize the PM was a woman before that, but that was definitely a tip-off. Does he ever refer to a man as “nasty”? > … A \*white \*man? No. He has a separate glossary of terms for them-- loser, nut job, sleepy Joe, crazy, joke, lyin’. See this [list](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/01/28/upshot/donald-trump-twitter-insults.html)(from May 2019) for a compendium. And millions of people still take this man seriously…? Unbelievable. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7404 "2019-08-22T20:19:27Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > So is he full Caligula yet, or merely at Elagabulus levels? Probably nearing Ludwig II of Barvaria status. > [@](#): > > …extravagant artistic and architectural projects… > [@](#): > > …Ludwig spent all his royal revenues (although not state funds as is commonly thought) on these projects, borrowed extensively, and defied all attempts by his ministers to restrain him… > **[Ludwig II of Bavaria](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwig_II_of_Bavaria)** > > Ludwig II (Ludwig Otto Friedrich Wilhelm; 25 August 1845 – 13 June 1886), also called the Swan King or the Fairy Tale King (der Märchenkönig), was King of Bavaria from 1864 until his death in 1886. He also held the titles of Count Palatine of the Rhine, Duke of Bavaria, Duke of Franconia, and Duke in Swabia. Outside Germany, he is at times called "the Mad King" or "Mad King Ludwig". > Ludwig ascended to the throne in 1864 at the age of 18 but increasingly withdrew from day-to-day affairs of stat... ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7405 "2019-08-22T21:12:04Z")
Geez, if he wants to buy an island, Epstein’s place is coming on the market as soon as the estate paperwork gets settled. It’s bound to be a lot cheaper, and he already knows his way around… ---
**Author:** ![pythonzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7406 "2019-08-23T00:53:27Z")
Kumquat SCROTUS ramblings brings on this earworm: youtu.be/pRsekFYkCDM :eek: ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7407 "2019-08-23T15:17:16Z")
> [@](#): > > Our Country has lost, stupidly, Trillions of Dollars with China over many years. They have stolen our Intellectual Property at a rate of Hundreds of Billions of Dollars a year, & they want to continue. I won’t let that happen! We don’t need China and, frankly, would be far… > > …better off without them. The vast amounts of money made and stolen by China from the United States, year after year, for decades, will and must STOP. Our great American companies **are hereby ordered** to immediately start looking for an alternative to China, including bringing… > > …your companies HOME and making your products in the USA. I will be responding to China’s Tariffs this afternoon. This is a GREAT opportunity for the United States. Also, **I am ordering all carriers** , including Fed Ex, Amazon, UPS and the Post Office, to SEARCH FOR & REFUSE,… > > …all deliveries of Fentanyl from China (or anywhere else!). Fentanyl kills 100,000 Americans a year. President Xi said this would stop - it didn’t. Our Economy, because of our gains in the last 2 1/2 years, is MUCH larger than that of China. We will keep it that way! Emphasis mine. Dipshit doesn’t know how to link tweets, so just going to send you to his account: [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump) ---
**Author:** ![Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambrosio_Spinola)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7408 "2019-08-23T15:36:20Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Emphasis mine. > > Dipshit doesn’t know how to link tweets, so just going to send you to his account: > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump) Fuck’s sake. Can anyone even imagine for a second the shitstorm that would have ensued if any other president had “ordered” all American companies to do anything? I know ironic detachment is cool and all, but the man’s clearly got either the beginnings of dementia or such an overwhelming array of personality disorders as to add up to the same thing. He would have been removed from any position of authority he held in any other job by now. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7409 "2019-08-23T15:37:22Z")
Dear Donald, Your ORDERS are useful as toilet paper, so they have worth. Fuck Off ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7410 "2019-08-23T15:37:28Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Emphasis mine. > > Dipshit doesn’t know how to link tweets, so just going to send you to his account: > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump) Let me guess, he posted that at 11:00 a.m. eastern time? I didn’t check his Twitter account, I checked when the DJIA started falling. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7411 "2019-08-23T16:08:34Z")
Yup! DJIA down around 500pts since the tweets. People are realizing he’s not going anywhere and nobody trusts him. Oh, and China upped the stakes in the trade war again. These tweets were in response to that. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7412 "2019-08-23T16:47:13Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Emphasis mine. > > Dipshit doesn’t know how to link tweets, so just going to send you to his account: > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump) Sure sounds like the president is ordering a government takeover of private industry. I think there’s a word for that that rhymes with “schmocialism”, though that word has apparently lost all meaning. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7413 "2019-08-23T17:31:16Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > Sure sounds like the president is ordering a government takeover of private industry. I think there’s a word for that that rhymes with “schmocialism”, though that word has apparently lost all meaning. If you\* have ever said any complaints about a “command economy”, then you have to either admit that you have always been lying, or you need to completely oppose Trump. (Or option 3, continue being a lying hypocrite, I suppose that will actually be the most common choice.) \*not “you”, you. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7414 "2019-08-23T19:11:57Z")
> [@Orange Buffoon](#): > > The Dow is down 573 points perhaps on the news that Representative Seth Moulton, whoever that may be, has dropped out of the 2020 Presidential Race! I knew he had a sense of humor! > ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7415 "2019-08-23T20:53:21Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Dipshit doesn’t know how to link tweets… Hey, I don’t know how to link tweets. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7416 "2019-08-23T21:00:51Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > I knew he had a sense of humor! > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1164975929598316544](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1164975929598316544) That actually is pretty funny. Unfortunately, the follow up line is “No seriously, the market dropped 700 points because I keep throwing monkey wrenches into global markets.” ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7417 "2019-08-23T21:07:38Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > I knew he had a sense of humor! > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1164975929598316544](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1164975929598316544) [Buried within that thread of Tweets.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECrU_ZfXkAAhwOM.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7418 "2019-08-23T21:44:05Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Our Country has lost, stupidly, Trillions of Dollars with China over many years. They have stolen our Intellectual Property at a rate of Hundreds of Billions of Dollars a year, & they want to continue. I won’t let that happen! We don’t need China and, frankly, would be far… > > > > …better off without them. The vast amounts of money made and stolen by China from the United States, year after year, for decades, will and must STOP. Our great American companies are hereby ordered to immediately start looking for an alternative to China, including bringing.. > > > > …your companies HOME and making your products in the USA. I will be responding to China’s Tariffs this afternoon. This is a GREAT opportunity for the United States. Also, I am ordering all carriers, including Fed Ex, Amazon, UPS and the Post Office, to SEARCH FOR & REFUSE,… > > > > …all deliveries of Fentanyl from China (or anywhere else!). Fentanyl kills 100,000 Americans a year. President Xi said this would stop - it didn’t. Our Economy, because of our gains in the last 2 1/2 years, is MUCH larger than that of China. We will keep it that way! > > Emphasis mine. > > Dipshit doesn’t know how to link tweets, so just going to send you to his account: > > [Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) / X](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump) I’d dearly love to see the (make sure you’re sitting down before you read on) evidence Tan the Conman has for his assertions there. > [@bobot](#): > > Dear Donald, > Your ORDERS are useful as toilet paper, so they have worth. > Fuck Off Didn’t a court rule that the clown’s tweets are considered official communication? So, he’s now back to thinking he’s the Pharoah of America. He thinks that “So shall it be written, so shall it be done” is all that it takes, à la the Pharoah in Cecil B. DeMille’s _The Ten Commandments_. > [@k9bfriender](#): > > If you\* have ever said any complaints about a “command economy”, then you have to either admit that you have always been lying, or you need to completely oppose Trump. (Or option 3, continue being a lying hypocrite, I suppose that will actually be the most common choice.) > \*not “you”, you. Yep. anyone who supports Trump is someone who has effectively disavowed any semblance of respect for our constitution, not to mention they are pissing on the teachings of Christianity they say they uphold. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7419 "2019-08-23T21:56:55Z")
On the plus side, he’s not typing “hear by” anymore. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7420 "2019-08-23T21:59:30Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > … > > Didn’t a court rule that the clown’s tweets are considered official communication? So, he’s now back to thinking he’s the Pharoah of America. He thinks that “So shall it be written, so shall it be done” is all that it takes, à la the Pharoah in Cecil B. DeMille’s _The Ten Commandments_. That’s why I coined — though I’d be astonished if I were the first/only to think of it — Trumpankhamen. > [@](#): > > _Yep. anyone who supports Trump is someone who has effectively disavowed any semblance of respect for our constitution, not to mention they are pissing on the teachings of Christianity they say they uphold._ All that stuff about loving your neighbor and giving to the poor is a pile of bushwa added by liberals to corrupt the real teachings of Jesus. But not to worry, Andrew Schlafly — son of Phyllis, blessings be upon her — is on the case, and the [Conservative Bible Project](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:The_Conservative_Bible_Project) will purge all such abominations and restore the Bible to its pristine form. Any day now. And I’m sure he’d be eternally (heh) grateful for any and all financial assistance. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2019, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7421 "2019-08-25T06:31:09Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > If one can look past all the tragedy, then one will see that the Trump Administration is actually a very funny comedy. > [@Procrustus](#): > > Comedy = tragedy + time. > > I look forward to looking back at this time and laughing. Hopefully starting January 2021. A la _Hogan’s Heroes_ and those wacky Nazis. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=370) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=372)