# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 380
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7582 "2019-09-10T17:16:02Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Why not Johnny Whitaker? Roger Whittaker? ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7583 "2019-09-10T17:23:14Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Why not Johnny Whitaker? Why, because the administration is a Family Affair? ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7584 "2019-09-10T17:31:05Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > For the first time, someone is leaving who cannot be replace with someone worse. Hold my beer. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7585 "2019-09-10T17:36:32Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Why, because the administration is a Family Affair? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7586 "2019-09-10T18:35:20Z")
> [@Paintcharge](#): > > Hold my beer. That should be: Hold my **non-alcoholic** beer. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7587 "2019-09-10T18:47:13Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > For the first time, someone is leaving who cannot be replace with someone worse. He could always try to replace him with Stephen Miller … ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7588 "2019-09-10T20:06:58Z")
Sheriff Joe’s looking for a gig. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7589 "2019-09-13T17:17:23Z")
That orange bronzer is seeping through his blood-brain barrier again: > [@Trumpelthinskin](#): > > How do you impeach a President who has helped create perhaps the greatest economy in the history of our Country? All time best unemployment numbers, especially for Blacks, Hispanics, Asians & Women. More people working today than ever before. Rebuilt Military & Choice for Vets… > > …Became Number 1 in World & Independent in Energy. Will soon have record number of Judges, 2 SC Justices. Done more than any President in first 2 1/2 years despite phony & fraudulent Witch Hunt illegally led against him. WIN on Mueller Report, Mueller Testimony & James Comey… > > …IG Report, which showed him to be a Disgraced & Dirty Cop. Republicans have unified like never before. You don’t impeach Presidents for doing a good (great!) job. No Obstruction, No Collusion, only treasonous crimes committed by the other side, and led by the Democrats. Sad! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7590 "2019-09-13T18:57:09Z")
I propose that there may be a few howlers, in there. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7591 "2019-09-14T15:35:53Z")
[Trump Randomly Tweets ‘Stable Genius’ Boast And No One Seems To Knows Why](https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/donald-trump-twitter-boast-puzzled-131544570.html) > [@](#): > > Many tweeters were left scratching their heads on Saturday morning after the president posted a phrase he’s previously used to praise himself with: > > > [@MAGA Messiah](#): > > > > **“A Very Stable Genius!” Thank you.** > > Trump called himself a “very stable genius” in January 2018 in a series of tweets in which he also claimed his “two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.” Then, in May of this year, he upped the ante by calling himself “an extremely stable genius” at a White House event. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7592 "2019-09-14T18:18:47Z")
[Consecutive](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1172859963963822080) [Trump tweets](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1172860069760946178): > [@Donald J. Trump](#): > > MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! > [@Donald J. Trump](#): > > KEEP AMERICA GREAT! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7593 "2019-09-14T21:05:31Z")
Listen: Donny Trump has come unstuck in time. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7594 "2019-09-15T00:42:40Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > For the first time, someone is leaving who cannot be replace with someone worse. … > [@The America-hating fuckstick](#): > > Hold my [del]beer[/del] Diet Coke ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7595 "2019-09-15T01:06:35Z")
Vicente Fox: “…which is not working.” [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kF6jT_Sja4) ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7596 "2019-09-15T01:53:45Z")
[quote=“bobot, post:7595, topic:772428”] Vicente Fox: “…which is not working.” [/QUOTE] That does it: Fox in 2020! The Dems need to shove their lame candidates aside and put him at the head of the ticket. He knows how to talk to Donnie. Warren can be VP, 'cause she’s the smartest policy wonk we got. Yeah, it’s a fantasy (VF wasn’t born in the USA), but can’t you picture thump’s head EXPLODING at the prospect? Sweet! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7597 "2019-09-15T06:44:56Z")
Ah, good ol’ Garry Trudea, [telling it like Twitler would in the future](https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2019/09/15). ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7598 "2019-09-15T14:12:02Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Ah, good ol’ Garry Trudea, [telling it like Twitler would in the future](https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2019/09/15). Sweet! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7599 "2019-09-16T11:00:40Z")
> [@The Trumpus](#): > > The Fake News is saying that I am willing to meet with Iran, “No Conditions.” That is an incorrect statement (as usual!). Well, the man is getting up there in years, and perhaps just doesn’t remember [what he said earlier](https://www.rferl.org/a/trump-offers-meet-with-iranian-president-rohani-with-no-preconditions/29400168.html)… ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7600 "2019-09-16T14:02:21Z")
Naw. It’s just harder to stuff stories down the memory hole now that the internet is in place. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7601 "2019-09-16T15:25:57Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Well, the man is getting up there in years, and perhaps just doesn’t remember [what he said earlier](https://www.rferl.org/a/trump-offers-meet-with-iranian-president-rohani-with-no-preconditions/29400168.html)… If Trump misremembers, he rewrites history with sharpies. He will never acknowledge a mistake, because that makes him a loser. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=379) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=381)