# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 383
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7642 "2019-09-25T17:21:26Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Respond Kennedy and Lincoln: “Our minds are blown.” Garfield I think suffered a whole lot more than Abe or JFK. Gee, Donald. You’re such a martyr. Nobody has ever suffered as much as you. Jesus on the cross had a walk in the park compared to you. If only it was universally recognized that you are every bit as infallible and perfect in every way as what the Kim dynasty is in North Korea. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7643 "2019-09-25T18:53:49Z")
It’s true. Abe and JFK got to appear on **Clone High.** Garfield never made the cut. > **[Clone High](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clone_High)** > > Clone High (occasionally referred to in the United States as Clone High USA) is an adult animated science fiction sitcom created by Phil Lord, Christopher Miller and Bill Lawrence. The show centers on a high school populated by the clones of well-known historical figures. The central cast includes adolescent depictions of Abe Lincoln, Joan of Arc, Gandhi, Cleopatra, and JFK. The series also serves as a parody of teen dramas such as Dawson's Creek and Beverly Hills, 90210; every episode is intro... ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7644 "2019-09-25T19:40:27Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > It’s true. Abe and JFK got to appear on **Clone High.** Garfield never made the cut. > > [Clone High - Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clone_High) [Abe appeared on Star Trek](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Savage_Curtain) and also had a most [excellent adventure](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096928/) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7645 "2019-09-25T19:52:01Z")
It still doesn’t beat the time where he said “This is the worst witch hunt in the history of America!” The Salem colonists would beg to differ. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7646 "2019-09-26T14:08:57Z")
ALL-CAPS in original: > [@Toddler-in-Chief](#): > > THE DEMOCRATS ARE TRYING TO DESTROY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND ALL THAT IT STANDS FOR. STICK TOGETHER, PLAY THEIR GAME, AND FIGHT HARD REPUBLICANS. OUR COUNTRY IS AT STAKE! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7647 "2019-09-26T14:16:15Z")
And also (same notation): > [@A Moment Of Accidental Self-Awareness](#): > > THE GREATEST SCAM IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN POLITICS! Ladies and Gentlemen, it looks like the shit has hit the pants… ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7648 "2019-09-26T14:18:56Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > … it looks like the shit has hit the pants… A wonderful turn of phrase! ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7649 "2019-09-27T00:38:57Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by A Moment Of Accidental Self-Awareness > > THE GREATEST SCAM IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN POLITICS! I’ve seen it suggested that Trump was trying out a potential title for his upcoming memoir. ---
**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7650 "2019-09-27T00:53:26Z")
Season 4 of THE GREATEST SCAM IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN POLITICS! is off to an excellent start, I have to say. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7651 "2019-09-27T11:42:39Z")
With all the other stuff that’s going on, Trump takes a few minutes out of his day to get enraged about this: > [@Former President Trump](#): > > To show you how dishonest the LameStream Media is, I used the word Liddle’, not Liddle, in discribing Corrupt Congressman Liddle’ Adam Schiff. Low ratings @CNN purposely took the hyphen out and said I spelled the word little wrong. A small but never ending situation with CNN! 1. Liddle, or if you prefer, liddle’, isn’t a word, you fuckling dumbass. Neither is ‘discribing’. 2. The punctuation mark you appear to be ‘discribing’ is called an apostrophe, you fucking dumbass. 3. Other than perhaps being amused at the depths of your dumbassery (hey, I can make up words too), no one gives a rat’s ass, you fucking dumbass. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7652 "2019-09-27T11:47:48Z")
I don’t like this “greatest scam” thing. It lets 2016 Trump voters off the hook way too easily. Nobody has been “scammed” here. There’s no mystery, no surprise. Almost half of American voters (not people, voters) knew what they were getting, they got it, and most of them are still happy with their choice. They like this. No scam anywhere in sight. Frank Abnagale he ain’t. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7653 "2019-09-27T12:32:11Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > With all the other stuff that’s going on, Trump takes a few minutes out of his day to get enraged about this: > > 1. Liddle, or if you prefer, liddle’, isn’t a word, you fuckling dumbass. Neither is ‘discribing’. > > 2. The punctuation mark you appear to be ‘discribing’ is called an apostrophe, you fucking dumbass. > > 3. Other than perhaps being amused at the depths of your dumbassery (hey, I can make up words too), no one gives a rat’s ass, you fucking dumbass. I didn’t think it was still in my power to say this about him, but… that _cannot_ be a real quote, can it? ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7654 "2019-09-27T12:39:17Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I didn’t think it was still in my power to say this about him, but… that _cannot_ be a real quote, can it? I’m pretty sure [it’s real](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1177539052683309056). ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7655 "2019-09-27T12:40:44Z")
Yep, I just cut and pasted it off of the actual Twitter stream (or whatever it’s called). I wouldn’t have believed it myself had I not done that. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7656 "2019-09-27T12:40:50Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I didn’t think it was still in my power to say this about him, but… that _cannot_ be a real quote, can it? Oh, it’s real. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7657 "2019-09-27T13:05:37Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > With all the other stuff that’s going on, Trump takes a few minutes out of his day to get enraged about this: > > 1. Liddle, or if you prefer, liddle’, isn’t a word, you fuckling dumbass. Neither is ‘discribing’. > > 2. The punctuation mark you appear to be ‘discribing’ is called an apostrophe, you fucking dumbass. > > 3. Other than perhaps being amused at the depths of your dumbassery (hey, I can make up words too), no one gives a rat’s ass, you fucking dumbass. He is doing a great job of proving he’s the stupidest fuck in the land. Yet another accomplishment to put on his application for the NoBell prize. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7658 "2019-09-27T13:09:13Z")
Dan Quayle couldn’t be president because he couldn’t spell “potato”. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7659 "2019-09-27T13:18:29Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > He is doing a great job of proving he’s the stupidest fuck in the land. Little-known fact: The magic mirror from the story of “Snow White” shattered when someone asked it to show “the dumbest one of all” just after Dolt45 stepped out of the shower and settled naked onto the throne for his morning constitutional tweeting session. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7660 "2019-09-27T13:35:10Z")
Obviously, it was suicide, something I’d consider if I saw Donny Two-scoops nude. That, or I’d die laughing. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7661 "2019-09-27T13:37:27Z")
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