# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 386
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7702 "2019-09-27T23:39:08Z")
He’ll just pull a covfefe and say that his supporters will understand. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7703 "2019-09-28T00:22:26Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I’ve seen this tweet of his float past me all day and I could not make hide nor hair of it. Every time I see the conman, that’s my reaction. What the fuck is that on his head? It’s neither hide or hair! > [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I remarked on Twitter something along the lines of, “does he think plopping an apostrophe at the end of ‘liddle’ makes it a real word?” I just didn’t get what he was even trying to say. This … this is the only explanation that makes sense and that will chase this whatthefuckery out of my mind. > > Also it makes the whole shit-show that much more hilarious as well, so that’s a bonus. Sadly, his _deminions_ (Hey, if he can make up words, so can I! _Deminions = Demented minions_.) will all point to “the alt-left, crybaby, libtards” focusing on this and say that proves there’s nothing they have against the “man”. ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7704 "2019-09-28T00:54:49Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > He can’t possibly block everyone’s negative comments so he must surely be seeing the responses and be profoundly embarrassed. I very seriously doubt that he reads responses (or, for that matter, pretty much anything). I’m convinced that he’s been an undiagnosed dyslexic all his life; that would fit with every anecdote I’ve ever read/heard about his aversion to reading and difficulties with comprehension when forced to do so. (As a lifelong – so far – Southern New Englander, and a former _SPY_ subscriber, I’ve been exposed to this jackass since the '70s.) I’d wager that, to the extent he cares about responses, he makes some lackey read them and give him a (favorable) synopsis. Here’s an 8½-minute bit from during the campaign that’s funny and sad and quite possibly dead-accurate; it’s late-night cable comedy, so there’s some NSFW language: [[NSFW]_A Full Frontal Investigation: Trump Can’t Read | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFkN7QGp2c) Oh, and I also doubt he’s self-aware enough to ever be embarrassed. (That’s not snark, although I’m snarky about him all the time; that’s my actual, honest belief.) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7705 "2019-09-28T01:05:45Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > the “man”. When interacting with his minions, always refer to Him as their Messiah. It drives them absolutely bonkers. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7706 "2019-09-28T01:15:36Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Every time I see the conman, that’s my reaction. What the fuck is that on his head? It’s neither hide or hair! > > Sadly, his _deminions_ (Hey, if he can make up words, so can I! _Deminions = Demented minions_.) will all point to “the alt-left, crybaby, libtards” focusing on this and say that proves there’s nothing they have against the “man”. Not bad. I’m also rather partial to ‘psychofants’. ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7707 "2019-09-28T01:23:16Z")
Once they learn to walk on their own, are they “psychoddlers”? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7708 "2019-09-28T01:34:21Z")
Here’s a good piece (as usual, IME) by John McWhorter from _The Atlantic_ today (possible paywall if your cookies say you’ve used up your freebies for this month): [_ **Trump’s a Liddle’ Scary** The president’s linguistic life is as oral as that of a medieval artisan._](https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/09/trump-liddle-tweet/599032/) ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7709 "2019-09-28T01:35:53Z")
> [@mjmlabs](#): > > Once they learn to walk on their own, are they “psychoddlers”? 😉 Oh, crap. Psychophants. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7710 "2019-09-28T01:51:29Z")
No, no … I liked it the first way better. “Sycophantic, psychotic infants” seems perfect. 🙂 It was more of an “ISWYDT” wink. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7711 "2019-09-28T02:03:03Z")
> [@mjmlabs](#): > > Here’s a good piece (as usual, IME) by John McWhorter from _The Atlantic_ today (possible paywall if your cookies say you’ve used up your freebies for this month): > > [_ **Trump’s a Liddle’ Scary** > The president’s linguistic life is as oral as that of a medieval artisan._](https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/09/trump-liddle-tweet/599032/) Thanks for the link! I don’t always agree with McWhorter but that was a great article and he was spot on! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7712 "2019-09-28T02:09:37Z")
President Trump - “Did you ever take English class in school”? Trump - “I didnt need too; I new English wen I’ was born”. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7713 "2019-09-28T02:46:25Z")
Individual 1 during his press conference at the UN yesterday: > [@](#): > > They talk about me, and I didn’t do anything. I don’t know if I’m the most innocent person in the world. But you know you look at that – most presidential, I just said I’m the most presidential except for possibly Abe Lincoln when he wore the hat – that was tough to beat. Honest Abe, when he wore that hat, that was tough to beat. Honest Abe, when he wore that hat, that was tough to beat. But I can’t do that, that hat wouldn’t work for me. Yeah, I have better hair than him. But Honest Abe was tough to beat. Remember we used to do that during the campaign. They used to say, when I speak, the crowd would go crazy, I’d go crazy, we would all go crazy. We had a lot of fun together. We had 25,000 – We’ve never had an empty seat. From the day I came down the escalator, with a potential – unbelieveable woman who became a first lady. > **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/democraticunderground/photos/a.511220905561959/3028433760507315/)** > > Sources: https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017554109 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7714 "2019-09-28T09:59:37Z")
Good Lord. The man has completely lost what tenuous grasp he had on the language. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7715 "2019-09-28T10:15:34Z")
> [@mjmlabs](#): > > No, no … I liked it the first way better. “Sycophantic, psychotic infants” seems perfect. 🙂 It was more of an “ISWYDT” wink. All infants are psychotic though. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7716 "2019-09-28T12:42:51Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1 during his press conference at the UN yesterday: > > [Democratic Underground - Sources: https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017554109 | Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/democraticunderground/photos/a.511220905561959/3028433760507315/) “Okay, Grandpa… now, you’re going to go with these nice people for a little while and they’re going to get you some help, okay? _Get the straps…_” ---
**Author:** ![Celidin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Celidin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celidin)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7717 "2019-09-28T13:58:46Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1 during his press conference at the UN yesterday: > > [Democratic Underground - Sources: https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017554109 | Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/democraticunderground/photos/a.511220905561959/3028433760507315/) My god, did he really repeat the "Honest Abe … hat … tough to beat line **three times** in a row? Is he trying to come up with a new “Head on! Apply directly to the forehead!” commercial? ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7718 "2019-09-28T14:03:04Z")
I can’t believe he thinks he has better hair than old Abe. Heck, I’ve got better hair than Don, and I’m mostly bald. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7719 "2019-09-28T14:11:48Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I’ve seen this tweet of his float past me all day and I could not make hide nor hair of it. Why, oh _why_ are you wondering? It’s like trying to analyze the feces a two-year old toddler has smeared on the wall. He’s proud of making a doody but it’s just a big stinking mess the adults have to clean up. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7720 "2019-09-28T14:22:43Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1 during his press conference at the UN yesterday: > > [Democratic Underground - Sources: https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017554109 | Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/democraticunderground/photos/a.511220905561959/3028433760507315/) If people object to a Facebook meme, [here’s a page](https://factba.se/transcript/donald-trump-remarks-leaked-recording-un-mission-september-26-2019) with video. Tenth one down. ---
**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7721 "2019-09-28T15:48:48Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Why, oh _why_ are you wondering? It’s like trying to analyze the feces a two-year old toddler has smeared on the wall. He’s proud of making a doody but it’s just a big stinking mess the adults have to clean up. [This jpg is still one of my favorites.](https://imgur.com/gallery/PAGza) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=385) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=387)