# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7762 "2019-09-30T17:59:26Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
>
> Gonna cross-post this:
> 
> **If you’re not calling your Representatives and Senators _today_, then you’re not moving the needle.**
> 
> Make your calls. Even if you support this shit, make your calls.
> 
> Directory of Representatives: [https://www.house.gov/representatives](https://www.house.gov/representatives)
> 
> Directory of Senators: [U.S. Senate: Contacting U.S. Senators](https://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm)
> 
> "Hi, my name is ThelmaLou, I live in zip code XXXXX in the great city of YYYY, and I want to let the Representative/Senator know that I support the impeachment of Donald J Trump from the Presidency of the United States (“under the ‘Bribery’ clause in article 2, section 4 of the US Constitution” _for those of you who want to give a reason._)
> 
> In addition, my support of the Rep/Sen in the upcoming election is completely contingent upon their supporting the impeachment of Donald J. Trump.
> 
> Lastly, my support of _any_ Republican in 2020 is contingent to how this plays out. If Donald Trump is on the ticket, I will not vote for any down-ballot Republican. I may not vote for the Democrat, but I definitely won’t vote for the Republican.
> 
> Thank you. Do you need anything else?"

Done and done. One of my senators (Pat Roberts) is retiring, but I let him know that if he voted against conviction (should Trump be impeached by the House), I would not vote for whoever is the Republican nominee for his open seat.

Of course, I wouldn’t have voted for the Pub anyway, but it felt good to tell the Senator that he should at least consider the consequences of his vote.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7763 "2019-09-30T18:17:10Z")

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Got mod-noted about raising a “Call to Action” in a different thread, which is apparently a rule here stemming from the days when message board wars happened (a thing which now sounds so quaint I hereby want to start one 😉 ), so any further discussion I may have about my activities can be found [here](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=858869), at this year-old thread about calling Reps and Senators.

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7764 "2019-09-30T18:28:28Z")

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I guess threatening to initiate a civil war does not violate the twitter terms of service?

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7765 "2019-09-30T18:45:13Z")

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If you’re guilty and you know it tweet some more.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7766 "2019-09-30T19:05:50Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> If you’re guilty and you know it tweet some more.

(clap clap)

My new ear worm!

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7767 "2019-09-30T19:12:46Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> If you’re guilty and you know it tweet some more.

LOVE it!

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**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7768 "2019-09-30T20:50:20Z")

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The theme to The Addams Family popped into my head.

He’s a stable genius.  
A mushroom forms his peen-yus.  
His language is obscene-ious.  
The scumbag DJT!

He’s favored by the Russians  
With money paid for hushin’s.  
He wins all his discussions.  
The scumbag DJT!

He eats, bleats, (deedly deet) HE TWEETS!

So tune on in to Fox News  
To see who he will abuse.  
And no big words to confuse  
THE SCUMBAG DJT! (snap snap)

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7769 "2019-09-30T20:50:29Z")

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> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#):
>
> What’s scary is the revelation of Trump’s true intentions. Meet his accuser? Not how the whistleblower system works, but we all know he doesn’t care, he’d tear it all down for his own benefit.

That’s not how the judiciary works either. He will get to face his accuser during the trial.

> [@](#):
>
> Arrest Senators for treason? On his (fucking flimsy) say so? If we lived in a world where Trump always got his way, his accusers would be literally awaiting the gallows. This is the POTUS. If he isn’t mad (as in quite, barking), how any GOP congressperson can see him as fit for office is beyond me. Treason = following the Constitution? = calling out international election interference? How Orwellian is this gonna get?

The only reason the twerp pulled that stunt on a monitored call is because he would do (or already has done) something along those very lines. Hasn’t he already endangered the very lives of Intelligence assets?

Yeah, the twerp has no concept of loyalty to country. He literally has the mental view of an infant (“Everything revolves,around me”). This is why the last person to kiss his ass is the one who gets accolades from him.

Good Lord, how I wish I were wrong.

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**Author:** ![CurtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@CurtC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CurtC)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7770 "2019-09-30T21:21:09Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> I guess threatening to initiate a civil war does not violate the twitter terms of service?

I really hate having to defend the orange shit-stain, but his tweet was not threatening a civil war. What he re-tweeted, via Robert Jeffress, was:

“If the Democrats are successful in removing the President from office (which they will never be), it will cause a Civil War like fracture in this Nation from which our Country will never heal”

Jeffress is saying that it would be a fracture similar to the fracture after the US Civil War. This is a bone-headed tweet, but it’s not a threat.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7771 "2019-09-30T21:57:27Z")

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> [@CurtC](#):
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> Jeffress is saying that it would be a fracture similar to the fracture after the US Civil War. This is a bone-headed tweet, but it’s not a threat.

It could easily – and I’d say more plausibly – be interpreted as the fracture that _caused_ the civil war, which does make it a threat. And it wouldn’t be the first time that the Orange Peril has threatened violence.

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7772 "2019-09-30T22:06:25Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
>
> Hey how’s Trump’s wall coming along? Depending on the scenario, he could have about one more year in office. Is he still in negotiations with Mexico over payment or something? Wall progress seems to be dragging, and he promised. It looks like he might not get that done, and it was a big thing for him. I’d hate for his supporters to be disappointed, that’s my concern.

His supporters are never disappointed because they don’t live in reality, they live in Trump’s Twitterverse, in which he’s already announced that The Wall is coming along splendidly, just like everything else he’s done.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7773 "2019-10-01T00:04:41Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> The dam has broken and things of the magnitude I described above are going to start happening every single day. And 30% of the population will never care, no matter how bad it gets. The hard right isn’t even going to try to defend him, the talking point will be “if he is impeached there will be mass violence. We will do anything, and I mean anything, to protect Trump from the deep state.

If the Emperor’s new clothes ever happened in real life, the kid would have been summarily executed, and nudity would have become the new fashion.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7774 "2019-10-01T01:12:26Z")

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> [@tricoteuse](#):
>
> The theme to The Addams Family popped into my head.
> 
> He’s a stable genius.  
> A mushroom forms his peen-yus.  
> His language is obscene-ious.  
> The scumbag DJT!
> 
> He’s favored by the Russians  
> With money paid for hushin’s.  
> He wins all his discussions.  
> The scumbag DJT!
> 
> He eats, bleats, (deedly deet) HE TWEETS!
> 
> So tune on in to Fox News  
> To see who he will abuse.  
> And no big words to confuse  
> THE SCUMBAG DJT! (snap snap)

I give that two snaps up.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7775 "2019-10-01T01:38:58Z")

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Trump [tweets a new poll](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1178820044802940929):

> [@](#):
>
> Do you stand with President Trump?
> 
> Yes: 97.83%
> 
> No: 2.17%

Source: Breitbart impeachment poll

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7776 "2019-10-01T02:08:10Z")

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[…the President of the United States of America.](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1178821592421404678)

In case he deletes, its a direct link to this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L6coVDg2Co).

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7777 "2019-10-01T02:19:27Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> […the President of the United States of America.](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1178821592421404678)
> 
> In case he deletes, its a direct link to this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L6coVDg2Co).

I kept hoping Republicans would have an Aha! moment about their leader. THIS ISN’T WHAT I MEANT

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7778 "2019-10-01T02:31:13Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
>
> Hey how’s Trump’s wall coming along? Depending on the scenario, he could have about one more year in office. Is he still in negotiations with Mexico over payment or something? Wall progress seems to be dragging, and he promised. It looks like he might not get that done, and it was a big thing for him. I’d hate for his supporters to be disappointed, that’s my concern.

Well, what Hilary being locked up, and Obama Care having been repealed and replaced with something better, plus he totally won the trade wars, his supporters can probably cut him a little slack if the wall is slightly delayed.

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**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7779 "2019-10-01T11:15:36Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
>
> […the President of the United States of America.](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1178821592421404678)
> 
> In case he deletes, its a direct link to this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L6coVDg2Co).

The comments… dear God, why did I look?

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7780 "2019-10-01T13:32:25Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> I kept hoping Republicans would have an Aha! moment about their leader. THIS ISN’T WHAT I MEANT

He’ll be gone in a day or two.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7781 "2019-10-01T13:56:08Z")

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Trump’s [defense strategy](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1178989254309011456) against the impeachment inquiry seems to be shifting from “I didn’t do anything wrong” to “impeach me and you will unleash a civil war”. If he were honest, he would add, “for I intend to start it”.

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