# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/761 "2017-02-14T17:46:15Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > I doubt Trump gives two shits about NK. They are not WASPS and there would be no way to extract money from them. They do have mineral resources, but it would take a massive upgrade to their infrastructure to extract them. Wasn’t Trump babbling something about infrastructure during the campaign? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/762 "2017-02-14T18:10:40Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > I think Donald is unclear on the concept of leaks. This might be something you want to investigate internally, Mr. President…ranting on twitter is counter-productive. “Just made great deal w/N Korea. Kim Jong-un gets S Korea and Trump Organization gets [great hotel in Pyongyang](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryugyong_Hotel)!” “Just found out someone LEAKED new deal w/N Korea. Launching full investigation! These leaks must STOP!” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/763 "2017-02-14T18:22:32Z")
Hasn’t he tweeted about the Flynn thing yet?? I wanna see him tap-dance, do the backstroke, whirl like the Tasmanian devil, dig a hole and fall into it!! I’m doing my colonoscopy prep later and I need some distraction/entertainment! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/764 "2017-02-14T18:29:48Z")
Newest anti-media conspiaracy [QUOTE=@realDonaldTrump] While on FAKE NEWS @CNN, Bernie Sanders was cut off for using the term fake news to describe the network. They said technical difficulties! [/QUOTE] Except if you actually [watch what happened](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcck5CVSkW0), Sanders wasn’t actually cut off, the viewers could hear everything he said. its just that he was no longer able to hear the interviewer. You can even hear Sander’s say that his fake news comment was a joke. Eventually they apparently did him back again. But of course by now millions of Trumpies are convinced that Bernie Sanders was about to blow the lid off the Media conspiracy before he was ruthlessly silenced by the powers that be. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/765 "2017-02-14T18:44:06Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Hasn’t he tweeted about the Flynn thing yet?? I wanna see him tap-dance, do the backstroke, whirl like the Tasmanian devil, dig a hole and fall into it!! I’m doing my colonoscopy prep later and I need some distraction/entertainment! Well he has said the real story is the leaks. Not, apparently, whether his advisor broke the law. It’s the leaks! ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/766 "2017-02-14T18:55:24Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > Well he has said the real story is the leaks. > > Not, apparently, whether his advisor broke the law. It’s the leaks! The most important thing is to find out whoever told the truth, and punish them. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/767 "2017-02-14T18:59:30Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Hasn’t he tweeted about the Flynn thing yet?? I wanna see him tap-dance, do the backstroke, whirl like the Tasmanian devil, dig a hole and fall into it!! I’m doing my colonoscopy prep later and I need some distraction/entertainment! Flynn didn’t mean money to Trump, so he’s just going to pretend Flynn never happened. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/768 "2017-02-14T19:06:41Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > Well he has said the real story is the leaks. > > Not, apparently, whether his advisor broke the law. It’s the leaks! He needs a seasoned investigator on the case. Maybe Hercule Poireaux. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/769 "2017-02-14T19:08:26Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > He needs a seasoned investigator on the case. Maybe Hercule Poireaux. He’s going to send some Top Men to investigate. Top. Men. And you won’t believe what they have found out during their investigatory trip! Unbelievable! So much evidence. You wouldn’t believe it. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/770 "2017-02-14T19:19:43Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > He’s going to send some Top Men to investigate. > > Top. > > Men. > > And you won’t believe what they have found out during their investigatory trip! Unbelievable! So much evidence. You wouldn’t believe it. I don’t know…I can believe quite a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/771 "2017-02-14T20:00:01Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > He needs a seasoned investigator on the case. Maybe Hercule Poireaux. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/772 "2017-02-14T20:52:55Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > The Donald has another complaint: > > I’m guessing they probably will, especially if you keep _conducting security meetings in the middle of an open restraurant_, doofus. :smack: :smack: So NOW he’s concerned about leaks. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/773 "2017-02-15T00:47:34Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > I think Donald is unclear on the concept of leaks. This might be something you want to investigate internally, Mr. President…ranting on twitter is counter-productive. He might need to clean up his act on using unsecure phones, iPads, and computers too. Ya know, that thing he accused Crooked Hillary of doing? ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/774 "2017-02-15T02:30:57Z")
Every time leaks are mentioned, it reminds him of those carefree days in Moscow. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/775 "2017-02-15T04:25:36Z")
**"The real story here is why are there so many illegal leaks coming out of Washington? Will these leaks be happening as I deal on N.Korea etc?"** Hey, asshole, leaks aren’t illegal. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/776 "2017-02-15T07:12:10Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Every time leaks are mentioned, it reminds him of those carefree days in Moscow. It was indeed the golden age. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/777 "2017-02-15T08:48:00Z")
Trump, in 2012: [“It is terrible that @BarackObama did not appoint an independent counsel to investigate the national security leaks. No accountability.”](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/218062348097822720) ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/778 "2017-02-15T14:33:45Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > He needs a seasoned investigator on the case. Maybe Hercule Poireaux. In my mind, an imagined\* Columbo\* episode with Trump as the malefactor is the greatest thing ever. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/779 "2017-02-15T15:03:22Z")
This just in from [DJT](https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831840306161123328): > [@](#): > > Information is being illegally given to the failing @nytimes & @washingtonpost by the intelligence community (NSA and FBI?).Just like Russia :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![snoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@snoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snoe)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/780 "2017-02-15T15:07:19Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > In my mind, an imagined\* Columbo\* episode with Trump as the malefactor is the greatest thing ever. I think Columbo would induce a stroke in DJT by the end of their third conversation. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=40)