# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7782 "2019-10-01T14:18:39Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> Trump’s [defense strategy](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1178989254309011456) against the impeachment inquiry seems to be shifting from “I didn’t do anything wrong” to “impeach me and you will unleash a civil war”. If he were honest, he would add, “for I intend to start it”.

May as well offer to bring back slavery while we’re at it. Drive up enlistment from his base.

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**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7783 "2019-10-01T14:40:39Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> I kept hoping Republicans would have an Aha! moment about their leader. THIS ISN’T WHAT I MEANT

😃 for the joke. ☹ because I know what you mean. :eek: for the part with Trump getting his hair rumpled up by probably Ivanka judging by the look on his face.

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**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7784 "2019-10-01T14:42:29Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> The comments… dear God, why did I look?

The first comment on Twitter is “What in high holy hell is this?” which summs up my reaction very well.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7785 "2019-10-01T14:48:54Z")

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> [@tricoteuse](#):
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> The first comment on Twitter is “What in high holy hell is this?” which summs up my reaction very well.

I should’ve gone there instead. I stupidly glanced at the YouTube comments, which were all of the “kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful” and “thank you, Mr. President, for making America great again and pwning all the libs while I rim you with great enthusiasm!” variety.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7786 "2019-10-01T15:02:08Z")

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Has Former President Trump\* reacted to (tweeted about) Mitch’s statement that he would have to bring an impeachment case before the Senate?

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**Author:** ![Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambrosio_Spinola)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7787 "2019-10-01T15:33:59Z")

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So we’re back to whining about the Justice Department again I see . . .

> [@The Actual President](#):
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> Why isn’t Congressman Adam Schiff being brought up on charges for fraudulently making up a statement and reading it to Congress as if this statement, which was very dishonest and bad for me, was directly made by the President of the United States? This should never be allowed!

On the base level, this is horrifying. On the other hand, Trump once again demonstrates that he’s incredibly pathetic about actually owning/using his authority. A real dictator would just order Barr to have Schiff arrested, and wouldn’t make a huge public show about why it’s not being done.

Maybe he’ll even get frustrated and fire Barr like he did with Sessions, which would also be a good result. Barr knows exactly what he’s doing.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7788 "2019-10-01T16:58:19Z")

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> [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](#):
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> Maybe he’ll even get frustrated and fire Barr like he did with Sessions, which would also be a good result. Barr knows exactly what he’s doing.

Rudy for AG. Eliminate the middleman. Just rename the position consigliere.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7789 "2019-10-01T17:23:14Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> The comments… dear God, why did I look?

Some of those have to be parodies. tell me they’re parodies!

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7790 "2019-10-01T17:23:39Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Trump’s tweet suggesting that Schiff should be charged with treason may literally be the most horrifying thing to come out of the White House…and it’s just buried in the fire hose of news. I think it’s not getting any play strictly because we’ve grown so accustomed to nonsense from Trump’s tweets.
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> We have a President demonstrating that he has no freakin’ clue about the meaning of freedom of speech, or the meaning of treason - and he doesn’t care. He is literally equating criticism with treason, which is the kind of behavior that you only see in tinpot dictatorships.

He’s also been tweeting or retweeting threats about Civil War. What The Fuck.

And Barr and Pompeo and Giuliani are all implicated. They intend (according to Pompeo) to completely disregard impeachment depositions. The refusal, in a letter to House Foreign Affairs Committee Chairman Eliot L. Engel (D-N.Y.), described the demand for depositions by five officials who played a role in U.S. relations with Ukraine.

And McConnell is talking like while he can’t block proceedings, will use some bullshit made up “time limit” to kill proceedings soon as he can.

It’s betrayal and treason ALL the way down.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7791 "2019-10-01T17:39:35Z")

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Anyone putting faith in McConnell to do the right thing here either just landed on this planet or just fell off a turnip truck. Or something worse involving their brains that I shudder to think about.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7792 "2019-10-01T17:40:29Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Some of those have to be parodies. tell me they’re parodies!

I’m guessing 3 out of 4 or greater are originated by Russian-backed sources. Which is still far too many people who back the thrice-used condom of a president that we have.

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**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7793 "2019-10-01T19:28:17Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Anyone putting faith in McConnell to do the right thing here either just landed on this planet or just fell off a turnip truck. Or something worse involving their brains that I shudder to think about.

I don’t put it past McConnell at all to change the rules to railroad an acquittal through. But, that has a potentially great political cost. It all depends on what public opinion is, and how much pressure is on the most vulnerable senators. If Republicans will be _effectively_ tarred with supporting a deeply corrupt administration by changing the rules of how impeachments are done, that will hurt them leading up to the election. If it will be ineffective because the voters who matter most are unconcerned about it, then he’ll Merrick Garland the process.

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**Author:** ![CurtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@CurtC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CurtC)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7794 "2019-10-01T19:40:23Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> […the President of the United States of America.](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1178821592421404678)
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> In case he deletes, its a direct link to this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L6coVDg2Co).

I learned this in the comments to that Tweet:

The opening images of Trump in that video were taken from that time he was being the world’s biggest asshole, pushing his way past the PM of Montenegro so he could be in the front row. I checked and yes, that’s exactly what it was taken from.

In the video, there’s a short segment of a man sitting, in the right of the frame, and at the very last second he gets a clown nose and hair. What was that about?

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**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7795 "2019-10-01T20:07:11Z")

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> [@CurtC](#):
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> …  
> In the video, there’s a short segment of a man sitting, in the right of the frame, and at the very last second he gets a clown nose and hair. What was that about?

That was Chuck Schumer, smiling like the cat that ate the canary, right when Trump volunteered to call the gov’t shutdown the “Trump shutdown.” WINNING! 😕

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7796 "2019-10-01T20:55:28Z")

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> [@eschrodinger](#):
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> I don’t put it past McConnell at all to change the rules to railroad an acquittal through. But, that has a potentially great political cost. It all depends on what public opinion is, and how much pressure is on the most vulnerable senators. If Republicans will be _effectively_ tarred with supporting a deeply corrupt administration by changing the rules of how impeachments are done, that will hurt them leading up to the election. If it will be ineffective because the voters who matter most are unconcerned about it, then he’ll Merrick Garland the process.

I really don’t think McConnell will pull any shenanigans. Not because he has any scruples, of course. But he doesn’t need to. Most Republican senators are cowards who will vote to acquit without coercion. And even if the unthinkable happens and Trump’s support evaporates, Mitch won’t shed any tears. Trump’s usefulness has pretty much run its course - no legislation is going to get passed anyway, and he’s a lame duck regardless. One year off his term won’t mean much.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7797 "2019-10-01T22:28:16Z")

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Anyone know when the first post on this board referring to the illegal stunt against the Australian Prime Minister was posted? I keep getting a 50-something error and wondering why Hawaii’s mythical, yet too cool, state police force hates me when I search the board.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7798 "2019-10-01T22:38:54Z")

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[Possibly 3:26 - that’s when I reported it, and I think I was the first to report the big three headlines yesterday](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21890038#post21890038). My Twitter addiction is YUGE!

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7799 "2019-10-01T23:11:55Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> [Possibly 3:26 - that’s when I reported it, and I think I was the first to report the big three headlines yesterday](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21890038#post21890038). My Twitter addiction is YUGE!

Thanks. [My post #7774 in this thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21890097&postcount=7774) was just under a half hour after yours in that thread. I don’t think I read that thread, though. So, yeah, Trump pulled that stunt with the Ukraine is because that’s the way he “does business” and I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if he’s pulled that stunt with other countries besides the Ukraine and Australia. Heck, I’m wondering what kind of crap Putin’s asked him to provide for getting something from the Russian government!

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7800 "2019-10-01T23:18:33Z")

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I truly have no doubt he will, given the time, trade American lives for his gain.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7801 "2019-10-01T23:33:29Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> I truly have no doubt he will, given the time, trade American lives for his gain.

I’m sure he already has indirectly. Think of the information he gave away involving military and intelligence concerns.

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