# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 392
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7822 "2019-10-02T16:22:14Z")
He brings a real dignity to the office. ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7823 "2019-10-02T16:23:33Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > President Liddle- Mushroom is going on a twitterfrenzy (all within the last hour): > > **Now the press is trying to sell the fact that I wanted a Moat stuffed with alligators and snakes, with an electrified fence and sharp spikes on top, at our Southern Border. I may be tough on Border Security, but not that tough. The press has gone Crazy. Fake News!** You misspelled “Moot.” ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7824 "2019-10-02T16:39:34Z")
I played along with the charade til there seemed to be a reason to change I said, “How about their legs, those we ought to shoot? I wanna get the alligators & put them in the moot!” I wish that I had Berlin’s Wall! I wish that I had Berlin’s Wall! Why can’t I build a wall like that? ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7825 "2019-10-02T17:36:37Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > President Liddle- Mushroom is going on a twitterfrenzy (all within the last hour): > > \*\* > The Do Nothing Democrats should be focused on building up our Country, not wasting everyone’s time and energy on BULLSHIT, which is what they have been doing ever since I got overwhelmingly elected in 2016, 223-306. Get a better candidate this time, you’ll need it! > \*\* 223+306 = 529. How do I contact Nate Silver so he can rename his website to keep Trump from looking foolish? ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7826 "2019-10-02T18:01:27Z")
> [@jasg](#): > > 223+306 = 529. > > How do I contact Nate Silver so he can rename his website to keep Trump from looking foolish? lolol…I didn’t even notice that error. ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7827 "2019-10-02T18:06:08Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > It’s only a matter of time before Trump starts tweeting about Adam Schiff “talking faggy” and Nancy Pelosi “being 'tarded.” Soon he’ll be screaming stuff on live TV. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7828 "2019-10-02T18:09:52Z")
> [@Mike\_Mabes](#): > > Soon he’ll be screaming stuff on live TV. Anyone want to start an n-word betting pool? ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7829 "2019-10-02T18:31:07Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Anyone want to start an n-word betting pool? I bet he calls someone a bitch before the n-word. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7830 "2019-10-02T18:33:29Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Anyone want to start an n-word betting pool? Kinda started one in my “Who will say the n-word first, Biden or Trump” thread, but go ahead and jump in on that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7831 "2019-10-02T18:36:20Z")
“Your honor, these Articles are BULLSHIT.” CJOTUS Roberts: “Bullshit!?!? Why didn’t someone say so? _bangs gavel_ Dis…_missed!!_” But seriously, someone needs to explain to Trump that an impeachment vote is like the Electoral College, only in reverse- get the votes and you’re out! Yeah, I said “explain to Trump.” But it is quite jolly in the fantasy world I inhabit 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7832 "2019-10-02T19:03:22Z")
> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > Yeah, I said “explain to Trump.” But it is quite jolly in the fantasy world I inhabit 🙂 _Nil desperandum_, Angela Merkel reportely only had to explain to him 11 times that he legally could not make a trade deal with Germany without involving the EU before he stopped asking for one. (for reference, as a teacher I would have started violently trying to shake the stupid out of him by the 5th time, tops) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7833 "2019-10-02T19:04:04Z")
> [@twit-in-chief](#): > > Adam Schiff should only be so lucky to have the brains, honor and strength of Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. You’re screwed, Mike.Better start the job hunt now. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7834 "2019-10-02T19:08:28Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > You’re screwed, Mike.Better start the job hunt now. Like Prison Librarian, or something along those lines. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7835 "2019-10-02T19:12:24Z")
> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > “Your honor, these Articles are BULLSHIT.” > > CJOTUS Roberts: “Bullshit!?!? Why didn’t someone say so? _bangs gavel_ Dis…_missed!!_” Trump used the word “bullshit” on Twitter today. But in the Oval Office rant to reporters, he got all namby-pamby about “jockstrap” calling it a “blank-strap”. Some deep-seated issues there, no doubt. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7836 "2019-10-02T19:13:00Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > I bet he calls someone a bitch before the n-word. My money is on an f-bomb. And not at a rally, but actually talking to the press, with cameras rolling. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7837 "2019-10-02T19:24:33Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > _Nil desperandum_, Angela Merkel reportely only had to explain to him 11 times that he legally could not make a trade deal with Germany without involving the EU before he stopped asking for one. > > (for reference, as a teacher I would have started violently trying to shake the stupid out of him by the 5th time, tops) Angela Merkel has the patience of a Zen priest, though… ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7838 "2019-10-02T19:41:03Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > _Nil desperandum_, Angela Merkel reportely only had to explain to him 11 times that he legally could not make a trade deal with Germany without involving the EU before he stopped asking for one. > > (for reference, as a teacher I would have started violently trying to shake the stupid out of him by the 5th time, tops) I’m reminded of Stephen Colbert’s comparison of Trump repeatedly asking President Zelensky to concoct dirt on Joe Biden with a toddler repeatedly asking his mommy for a balloon. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7839 "2019-10-02T20:58:29Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > My money is on an f-bomb. And not at a rally, but actually talking to the press, with cameras rolling. And the Trumpers will swear on their buy-bulls that he never, ever said such a thing. You could play them the video of Trump dropping the f-bomb, and they literally would not be able to hear it. Their auditory neurons would not fire. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7840 "2019-10-02T21:04:43Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > And the Trumpers will swear on their buy-bulls that he never, ever said such a thing. You could play them the video of Trump dropping the f-bomb, and they literally would not be able to hear it. Their auditory neurons would not fire. Of course not. Why should their auditory neurons be any different than the rest of their neurons. ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7841 "2019-10-02T22:18:04Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > There’s a meme I cannot find other than on Facebook, that depicts Trump on the ground (trump’s face shopped onto an actual photo) with two FBI agents handcuffing him. It is captioned, ‘Relax, we’re making America great again.’ (Camu) Found a copy on reddit: [Reddit - Dive into anything](https://i.redd.it/2lozlld5jb321.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=391) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=393)