# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 393
**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7842 "2019-10-03T00:52:48Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > And the Trumpers will swear on their buy-bulls that he never, ever said such a thing. You could play them the video of Trump dropping the f-bomb, and they literally would not be able to hear it. Their auditory neurons would not fire. No, it will be “locker room talk” again. If some people sometimes use a word in one context, it’s OK for trump to use it in any context, with any implied meaning. And why are we criticizing trump when the real potty mouth is Obama who…probably said “whassup” once, totally disgracing the white house. Sent from my Redmi 5A using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7843 "2019-10-03T01:24:38Z")
> [@mjmlabs](#): > > Found a copy on reddit: [Reddit - Dive into anything](https://i.redd.it/2lozlld5jb321.jpg) Bigger than the one I saw, but yes. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7844 "2019-10-03T12:34:45Z")
Yesterday, Dotard tweeted this: > Oh… you don’t see anything, right? The original tweet was a WH video which contained portions of a Nickelback video, with some anti-Biden imagery thrown in. Nickelback filed a copyright violation with Twitter, and _Twitter removed the video_. Now all we have to do is get Trump to post it two more times and he gets auto-banned. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7845 "2019-10-03T13:18:56Z")
Such is the madness of this age; now I have to _like_ Nickelback. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7846 "2019-10-03T13:34:48Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Such is the madness of this age; now I have to _like_ Nickelback. You can like them and hate their music, in a kind of a “love the sinner; hate the sin” way. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7847 "2019-10-03T13:37:23Z")
Or maybe just throw a little respect Nickleback’s way for their self-aware ability to recognize something shittier than Nickleback. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7848 "2019-10-03T13:41:28Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Such is the madness of this age; now I have to _like_ Nickelback. At least it’s not Creed. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7849 "2019-10-03T13:42:37Z")
One of my favorite bumper stickers I’ve seen in the last couple years is: **Trump likes Nickelback** I guess it was true. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7850 "2019-10-03T16:16:19Z")
With all the FAKE polling out there, [Trump has finally found](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1179782346209251328) a truly accurate and unbiased polling source: > [@](#): > > Should Rep. Adam Schiff resign and be investigated? > > Yes: 98.4% > No: 1.6% Source: Breitbart News poll ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7851 "2019-10-03T16:29:35Z")
> [@](#): > > **projection** > > _noun_ > > 1. the unconscious transfer of one’s desires or emotions to another person. Trump [reveals that he is deranged and has lost his mind](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1179753043908268032). > [@Donald Trump](#): > > Fake News, just like the snakes and gators in the moat. The Media is deranged, they have lost their minds! ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7852 "2019-10-03T16:31:57Z")
Really, the only poll Trump would listen to is the PTOP. (Personal Trump Opinion Poll) Q: Is Trump the best president in the history of the nation? Results: Yes 100% No 0% (Poll conducted October 1, 2019. Sample size = 1 Poll taker asked this question in the Whitehouse Oval office, just before “executive time”) ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7853 "2019-10-03T16:38:27Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > Trump used the word “bullshit” on Twitter today. But in the Oval Office rant to reporters, he got all namby-pamby about “jockstrap” calling it a “blank-strap”. > > Some deep-seated issues there, no doubt. What has been bugging me about the jockstrap comment is that he got it wrong. Unsurprisingly. He said Schiff (IIRC) couldn’t carry a jock – er, blank – strap, when the expression is “so-and-so couldn’t carry other-so-and-so’s jockstrap.” That is, implying the the first so-and-so is seriously less important than other-so-and-so. Saying someone couldn’t carry **a** jockstrap is meaningless. And dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7854 "2019-10-03T16:50:52Z")
> [@carrps](#): > > What has been bugging me about the jockstrap comment is that he got it wrong. Unsurprisingly. > > He said Schiff (IIRC) couldn’t carry a jock – er, blank – strap, when the expression is “so-and-so couldn’t carry other-so-and-so’s jockstrap.” That is, implying the the first so-and-so is seriously less important than other-so-and-so. Saying someone couldn’t carry **a** jockstrap is meaningless. And dumb. Also, since when is jock a forbidden word? ---
**Author:** ![Kyrie\_Eleison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kyrie_eleison/32/7682_2.png) [@Kyrie\_Eleison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyrie_Eleison)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7855 "2019-10-03T17:15:08Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Really, the only poll Trump would listen to is the PTOP. (Personal Trump Opinion Poll) > > … > > (Poll conducted October 1, 2019. Sample size = 1 Poll taker asked this question in the Whitehouse Oval office, just before “executive time”) Well, it \*is \*the only poll with a 0% margin of error. Only the best polls! ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7856 "2019-10-03T17:21:15Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > Also, since when is jock a forbidden word? Exactly. Apparently Trump gets all ooogy thinking about men’s underwear. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7857 "2019-10-03T17:22:34Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > I’m reminded of Stephen Colbert’s comparison of Trump repeatedly asking President Zelensky to concoct dirt on Joe Biden with a toddler repeatedly asking his mommy for a balloon. Now he’s asking China to do the same damn thing. Right out in the open. What the FUCK does it take, to get rid of this traitorous bastard??? ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7858 "2019-10-03T17:24:38Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Yesterday, Dotard tweeted this: > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1179502966606352386?s=20](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1179502966606352386?s=20) > > Oh… you don’t see anything, right? > > The original tweet was a WH video which contained portions of a Nickelback video, with some anti-Biden imagery thrown in. > > Nickelback filed a copyright violation with Twitter, and _Twitter removed the video_. > > Now all we have to do is get Trump to post it two more times and he gets auto-banned. 😉 Good for Nickelback. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7859 "2019-10-03T18:03:21Z")
**Orangetan Jr.** : - Why didn’t @JoeBiden recuse himself from dealing with Ukraine? His son was on the board of a Ukrainian energy company that had been investigated by the prosecutor who Joe pushed to be fired. At the VERY LEAST, there’s the appearance of impropriety. A clear conflict of interest.\* [that went over well](https://www.dailykos.com/story/2019/10/2/1889673/-Donald-Trump-Jr-lectures-Joe-Biden-about-conflicts-of-interest-it-doesn-t-go-well), of course ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7860 "2019-10-03T19:17:16Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > Also, since when is jock a forbidden word? Maybe the few brain cells he has associates “jock” with Kneeling Colin Kaepernick. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7861 "2019-10-03T19:20:31Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Maybe the few brain cells he has associates “jock” with Kneeling Colin Kaepernick. It’s doubtful that Trump actually knows what a jockstrap is. He probably always had a doctor’s note getting him out of gym class. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=392) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=394)