# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 394
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7862 "2019-10-03T19:43:21Z")
Trump’s brain [fires randomly again](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1179840448225054720) in all-caps. A lucid moment perhaps? > [@Donald Trump](#): > > ELECTION INTERFERENCE! ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7863 "2019-10-03T19:55:39Z")
“LOL, that’s my President! He really knows how to troll the libs! #MAGA (wipes tears of joy)” ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7864 "2019-10-03T20:20:39Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Now he’s asking China to do the same damn thing. Right out in the open. What the FUCK does it take, to get rid of this traitorous bastard??? You do remember that dipshits elected him AFTER he was publicly doing the same thing? “ **hey russia - got her emails?** ” They don’t give a single fuck. IOWARDI ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7865 "2019-10-03T20:26:26Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Trump’s brain [fires randomly again](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1179840448225054720) in all-caps. A lucid moment perhaps? Bwahahahha. The comments are priceless. TAX FRAUD! EMOLUMENTS! ORANGE SKINNED SNAKE! ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7866 "2019-10-03T20:30:32Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Good for Nickelback. And now Kristy Swanson, the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who’s full on Trumpista, is attacking Nickelback. > > > Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7867 "2019-10-03T20:55:57Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > Also, since when is jock a forbidden word? The way I heard it explained, he wants to turn “jock” into profanity so that his opponents will start calling him that, thus providing a boost to his ego. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7868 "2019-10-03T21:18:54Z")
[Trump goes meta](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1179859755478634497), and accuses the people that he projects his own sins on to of projecting their own sins on to him: > [@](#): > > “This is yet again an example of Democrats projecting THEIR criminal acts on President Trump. President Trump is an innocent man. It is a lawless coup attempt against a duly elected President.” @replouiegohmert @BreitbartNews ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7869 "2019-10-03T22:34:19Z")
You guys misunderstand Trump. He calls it a blankstrap because he’s got nohing to put in one. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7870 "2019-10-04T00:36:08Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > You guys misunderstand Trump. He calls it a blankstrap because he’s got nohing to put in one. In all seriousness, it’s because he has been so insulated from reality for his entire miserable life, that he does not know what it is. He thinks it may be derogatory, or ‘dirty’ or something. This stupid fuck has never held a screwdriver, hammer or shovel. The depth and breadth of his lack of basic every day life is stunning. As is his ‘grasp’ of spelling and basic communication. The only thing he knows how to do is punch down. He threatens, and calls names. He is a classic, stupid, school yard bully. But we all know that. His supporters admire it. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7871 "2019-10-04T03:19:56Z")
Individual 1 accuses Big Pharma of financing the impeachment because he wanted to lower drug prices. > **[Trump baselessly accuses drug industry of fueling impeachment push](https://www.politico.com/amp/news/2019/10/03/trump-drug-industry-impeachment-026123)** > > Trump presented no evidence supporting the claim. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7872 "2019-10-04T03:22:42Z")
An IRS whistleblower says that an individual 1 appointee tried to interfere with an audit of Individual 1’s or Pence’s taxes. [https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/irs-whistleblower-said-to-report-treasury-political-appointee-might-have-tried-to-interfere-in-audit-of-trump-or-pence/2019/10/03/0c768b34-e52e-11e9-a331-2df12d56a80b\_story.html](https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/irs-whistleblower-said-to-report-treasury-political-appointee-might-have-tried-to-interfere-in-audit-of-trump-or-pence/2019/10/03/0c768b34-e52e-11e9-a331-2df12d56a80b_story.html)? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7873 "2019-10-04T08:22:57Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1 accuses Big Pharma of financing the impeachment because he wanted to lower drug prices. > [https://www.politico.com/amp/news/2019/10/03/trump-drug-industry-impeachment-026123](https://www.politico.com/amp/news/2019/10/03/trump-drug-industry-impeachment-026123) Man, he must be \*really \*worried if he’s already going for the clean underwear search algo. (you know : throw it all at the wall, see which sticks) ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7874 "2019-10-05T20:46:07Z")
The Toddler-in-Chief reacts poorly to the slightest diversion from fawning sycophancy: > [@Trumpelthinskin](#): > > I’m hearing that the Great People of Utah are considering their vote for their Pompous Senator, Mitt Romney, to be a big mistake. I agree! He is a fool who is playing right into the hands of the Do Nothing Democrats! #IMPEACHMITTROMNEY ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7875 "2019-10-05T23:35:45Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > The Toddler-in-Chief reacts poorly to the slightest diversion from fawning sycophancy: > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by Trumpelthinskin > > I’m hearing that the Great People of Utah are considering their vote for their Pompous Senator, Mitt Romney, to be a big mistake. I agree! He is a fool who is playing right into the hands of the Do Nothing Democrats! #IMPEACHMITTROMNEY …revealing, yet again, his ignorance of the Constitution, which makes no provision for the impeachment of Senators. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7876 "2019-10-05T23:44:09Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > …revealing, yet again, his ignorance of the Constitution, which makes no provision for the impeachment of Senators. Demanding the impeachment of a senator while he himself is threatened with impeachment is just Chump’s version of, “Oh yeah? Well, you’re one too!” ---
**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2019, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7877 "2019-10-06T00:07:18Z")
Insulting the most recent non-him nominee for his own party (and the one before that too, before he died). I can’t imagine Obama tearing Kerry or Gore a new one. Clinton didn’t go after Dukakis and Mondale when he faced impeachment. I have a long list of things I have trouble with in this era, but reliable Republican voters who are standing by him while he shits on all the people they previously worshiped really is a disconnect I can’t fathom no matter how hard I tried. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2019, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7878 "2019-10-06T00:28:57Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Demanding the impeachment of a senator while he himself is threatened with impeachment is just Chump’s version of, “Oh yeah? Well, you’re one too!” Definitely, in true Trumpian rubber/glue schoolyard fashion. > [@Fair\_Rarity](#): > > Insulting the most recent non-him nominee for his own party (and the one before that too, before he died). I can’t imagine Obama tearing Kerry or Gore a new one. Clinton didn’t go after Dukakis and Mondale when he faced impeachment. > > I have a long list of things I have trouble with in this era, but reliable Republican voters who are standing by him while he shits on all the people they previously worshiped really is a disconnect I can’t fathom no matter how hard I tried. It’s impossible not to suspect that in the minds of those people, “decency” is some made-up fakery that others only pretend to have, in order to get what they want. They just don’t understand the concept. It’s alien to them. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2019, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7879 "2019-10-06T00:39:17Z")
> [@Fair\_Rarity](#): > > I have a long list of things I have trouble with in this era, but reliable Republican voters who are standing by him while he shits on all the people they previously worshiped really is a disconnect I can’t fathom no matter how hard I tried. He’s like the Oprah of backstabbing: “_You_ get thrown under the bus! And _you_ get thrown under the bus! And _ **you** _ get thrown under the bus!!” ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2019, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7880 "2019-10-06T04:14:56Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > It’s impossible not to suspect that in the minds of those people, “decency” is some made-up fakery that others only pretend to have, in order to get what they want. > > They just don’t understand the concept. It’s alien to them. I think a big chunk is those, another big chunk have a Pavlovian vote (they never look at issues, never look at candidates, they just vote X because “I am an X!”) and others are a mixture of: - people who understand decency but find it hard, so they can’t believe that large chunks of it come automatically to others, - or whose definition of decency is different from that of other Americans (for example, they’re a lot more keen on “leaving people alone” than on “making sure everybody is inasmuch as possible in decent health”), - people whose definitions are terribly skewed, such as those gay/bisexual people who are convinced they’re not gay because their wristbones are fine and not bisexual because they don’t run around having sex with everybody, - and people who would believe anything so long as it comes from Authority (from personal experience with people like this, they also tend to elaborate on whatever The Authority actually said). The POTUS is the biggest Authority in the land. If he says the moon is a square then the moon is a square, period, and it’s not possible to land on it because you’d stick yourself with the points. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2019, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7881 "2019-10-06T12:53:27Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > …revealing, yet again, his ignorance of the Constitution, which makes no provision for the impeachment of Senators. This is the guy who during the campaign said with a straight face that the 14th amendment was unconstitutional. People voted for him anyway which reveals a certain amount of ignorance on their part as well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=393) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=395)