# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7902 "2019-10-07T16:28:03Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> I think he does. But even if he doesn’t, his marks will because he said so.

The lying shitbag doesn’t believe that for a second. Nor does he expect his “enemies” to believe it either. He’s gaslighting the MAGAminion.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7903 "2019-10-07T16:32:07Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> No, those are real.

Completely - [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1181232249821388801](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1181232249821388801)

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7904 "2019-10-07T16:33:46Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> **As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!). They must, with Europe and others, watch over…the captured ISIS fighters and families. The U.S. has done far more than anyone could have ever expected, including the capture of 100% of the ISIS Caliphate. It is time now for others in the region, some of great wealth, to protect their own territory. THE USA IS GREAT!**
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> Wow. Just wow. :eek:

Does he think he’s the Wizard of Oz or something?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7905 "2019-10-07T16:45:09Z")

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> **I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey**

He’s going to build casinos there? 😕

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7906 "2019-10-07T17:24:46Z")

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I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!)  
Whose economy has been destroyed & obliterated?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7907 "2019-10-07T17:41:47Z")

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Ours. A work in progress.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7908 "2019-10-07T17:48:32Z")

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“(I’ve done before!)”

Derrrrrp! (Words in sentence!)

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7909 "2019-10-07T18:16:24Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!)  
> Whose economy has been destroyed & obliterated?

Maybe he’s confused, and remembering a time when he destroyed a turkey footlong and later obliterated his toilet?

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7910 "2019-10-07T18:48:21Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> **As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!). They must, with Europe and others, watch over…the captured ISIS fighters and families. The U.S. has done far more than anyone could have ever expected, including the capture of 100% of the ISIS Caliphate. It is time now for others in the region, some of great wealth, to protect their own territory. THE USA IS GREAT!**
> 
> Wow. Just wow. :eek:

I notice that there was no mention of the Kurds.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7911 "2019-10-07T19:01:26Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> **As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!). They must, with Europe and others, watch over…the captured ISIS fighters and families. The U.S. has done far more than anyone could have ever expected, including the capture of 100% of the ISIS Caliphate. It is time now for others in the region, some of great wealth, to protect their own territory. THE USA IS GREAT!**
> 
> Wow. Just wow. :eek:

OK, I read it, then I went to the Trump site and read it, and I still don’t believe it. NOBODY can be that stupid, can they? To tick off 100 million Turks, the Kurds, _and_ ISIS in one (well, to be fair, two) tweets is beyond…but I speak of Trump, so I guess I should be used to it…but this…_shakes head in wonderment that the writer has any power at all._

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7912 "2019-10-07T19:03:58Z")

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I think he’s still under the impression that no matter how badly he fucks something up, it’s no big deal in the end because that’s when you file for bankruptcy, and then you’re all good.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7913 "2019-10-07T19:08:07Z")

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Maybe Rick Perry made him tweet this?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7914 "2019-10-07T19:16:03Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> I think he’s still under the impression that no matter how badly he fucks something up, it’s no big deal in the end because that’s when you file for bankruptcy, and then you’re all good.

I’m going to paraphrase this.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7915 "2019-10-07T19:34:37Z")

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🙂

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**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7916 "2019-10-07T19:37:23Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Okay. This is not 100% civilized and polite:  
> IOW “fora” is technically correct in a context of Latin, but laughably pretentious in a context of English.

… Yeah, those seven years of studying Latin come back and bite me in the ass sometimes.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7917 "2019-10-07T20:08:36Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> OK, I read it, then I went to the Trump site and read it, and I still don’t believe it. NOBODY can be that stupid, can they? To tick off 100 million Turks, the Kurds, _and_ ISIS in one (well, to be fair, two) tweets is beyond…but I speak of Trump, so I guess I should be used to it…but this…_shakes head in wonderment that the writer has any power at all._

1. He makes a rash, impulsive and probably corrupt decision to kiss up to Turkey and shaft our Kurdish allies.

2. It immediately blows up in his face. The reaction is fierce and bipartisan.

3. He thinks “I can fix this!” and tweets “don’t mess up, Turkey, or I’ll be really mad!” Problem solved.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7918 "2019-10-07T20:27:58Z")

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This turkey was killed by Donald Trump with the economy…

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7919 "2019-10-07T20:37:54Z")

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I’d just like to point out that technically Mr. Trump is correct when stating that his wisdom is unmatched.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7920 "2019-10-07T21:10:07Z")

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It’s like something nobody has ever seen before, believe me.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7921 "2019-10-07T21:25:07Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Does he think he’s the Wizard of Oz or something?

Actually, he’s the Great and Powerful Odd.

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