# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7942 "2019-10-09T18:00:11Z")

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Maybe he learned it [from one of our local dentists](https://steppingawayfromtheedge.typepad.com/weblog/2013/10/words-on-a-billboard-or-just-for-you-di.html)

"Voted # 1 Office in Michigan\*

- by our dental staff"

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7943 "2019-10-09T19:16:34Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Individual 1:  
> “Only 25 percent want the President Impeached, which is pretty low considering the volume of Fake News coverage, but pretty high considering the fact that I did NOTHING wrong. It is all just a continuation of the greatest Scam and Witch Hunt in the history of our Country!”  
> [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1181969511697788928](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1181969511697788928)
> 
> What poll is he referring to? One comment said it’s a survey of Republicans only.

Isn’t that how it works? Only Republicans can impeach Republicans and only Republicans can impeach Democrats.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7944 "2019-10-10T08:59:15Z")

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> [@slumtrimpet](#):
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> One of the highpoints of my life, and yes I know it’s slightly pathetic, is that I’m going to get to vote for the Liberal party candidate/Trudeau and for whoever the Democrats come up with.  
> _Sticks tongue out at conservatives_

Considering how many people I know who either vote for Can’t Be Arsed or for whomever is yelling loudest, I very much appreciate your votes.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7945 "2019-10-10T09:04:14Z")

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> [@Sam\_Stone](#):
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> I can’t imagine anyone defending this. That tweet was stupid, embarrassing, immoral, dangerous and counter-productive at the same time and all wrapped into one tweet.
> 
> Please, Democrats. Nominate someone rational.

Interesting that it doesn’t occur to you to make the same appeal to Republicans…

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7946 "2019-10-10T09:32:45Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Interesting that it doesn’t occur to you to make the same appeal to Republicans…

**Sam** knows that ship has sailed and fallen off the edge of the flat Earth.

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7947 "2019-10-10T14:51:35Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Interesting that it doesn’t occur to you to make the same appeal to Republicans…

With the state GOP parties in several states shutting down the primaries? Good luck with appealing to the better Republican angels.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7948 "2019-10-10T15:52:39Z")

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> [@CaptMurdock](#):
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> With the state GOP parties in several states shutting down the primaries? Good luck with appealing to the better Republican angels.

When looking for better angels it helps if you don’t start your search in Hell.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7949 "2019-10-10T16:03:12Z")

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Oh, I don’t know, William Weld might make a somewhat acceptable POTUS.

Hell, I’d take the Appalachian Trail Tango Fucker over what we got now.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7950 "2019-10-10T16:17:18Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Oh, I don’t know, William Weld might make a somewhat acceptable POTUS.
> 
> Hell, I’d take the Appalachian Trail Tango Fucker over what we got now.

I’d be tempted to take President Snow: at least he was ethically consistent. Or, as [The Minotaur’s Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSQrzHOtbPI) puts it:Straight from the shoulder  
I think like a soldier  
I know what’s right and what’s wrong  
(He knows what’s right and what’s wrong)

I’m the original discriminating buffalo man  
And I’ll do what’s wrong as long as I can  
(He’ll do what’s wrong as long as he can)

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7951 "2019-10-10T17:57:51Z")

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"From the day I announced I was running for President, I have NEVER had a good @FoxNews Poll. Whoever their Pollster is, they suck. "

> <https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1182281834970980352>

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7952 "2019-10-10T18:21:18Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Okay. This is not 100% civilized and polite:
> 
> IOW “fora” is technically correct in a context of Latin, but laughably pretentious in a context of English.

Citing another message board poster, whose own citation doesn’t support his claim? That’s not civilized.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7953 "2019-10-10T18:51:57Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> "From the day I announced I was running for President, I have NEVER had a good @FoxNews Poll. Whoever their Pollster is, they suck. "  
> [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1182281834970980352](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1182281834970980352)

First comment there:

“You suck, fuckface.”

LOL

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7954 "2019-10-10T19:11:17Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> "From the day I announced I was running for President, I have NEVER had a good @FoxNews Poll.

[He must mean “100% in his favor”.](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1GCEB_enUS790US790&biw=1920&bih=1057&tbs=cdr%3A1%2Ccd_min%3A2016%2Ccd_max%3A2018&tbm=nws&ei=vIGfXd2vFOPn_Qa_8ZawDw&q=trump+%22fox+news%22+poll&oq=trump+%22fox+news%22+poll&gs_l=psy-ab.3...3633.3817.0.4176.2.2.0.0.0.0.49.95.2.2.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.0.0....0.KIE-CtjBQjk)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7955 "2019-10-10T19:24:26Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> "From the day I announced I was running for President, I have NEVER had a good @FoxNews Poll. Whoever their Pollster is, they suck. "  
> [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1182281834970980352](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1182281834970980352)

So We The People are (_finally!_) turning against him, and his attitude is ‘Oh well, I’m President!’?

> [@Vyvyan](#):
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> Not for long, matey!

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7956 "2019-10-10T21:43:47Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Interesting that it doesn’t occur to you to make the same appeal to Republicans…

Huh? Trump is going to be the Republican nominee. I don’t see a way around that, unless there is a brokered convention or something.

Of course I would like to see the Republicans put up someone else, but it isn’t going to happen unless Trump is impeached. Maybe a credible 3rd party candidate will run.

As for who on the Democratic side I would consider better: Biden, Buttigieg, Tulsi Gabbard, maybe a couple of others. Certainly not Sanders and Warren - both of them have policy positions that come straight from crazy town, and which would wreck the economy.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7957 "2019-10-10T21:48:44Z")

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> [@Sam\_Stone](#):
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> both of them have policy positions that come straight from crazy town, and which would wreck the economy.

Like what? Universal healthcare?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7958 "2019-10-10T22:03:22Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Like what? Universal healthcare?

That’s just crazy talk. It’s not possible for any country in the world to have UHC. Just can’t be done. Also, Death Panels!

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7959 "2019-10-10T22:05:30Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> That’s just crazy talk. It’s not possible for any country in the world to have UHC.

Including the one **Sam** is posting from…never happen, right?

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7960 "2019-10-10T23:06:53Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> When looking for better angels it helps if you don’t start your search in Hell.

I mean, all the devils _did_ use to be angels ; and you gotta believe at least some of them, after aeons of listening to the same Satan self-righteous rant over and over again in between rounds of filling some dead guy’s anus with stinging beetles, at least some of them must think to themselves “Is this it ? Was it really worth it ? Man, I kinda miss playing the harp. I had \*almost \*figured out that one-handed tapping arpeggio too…”

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2019, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7961 "2019-10-11T00:34:13Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Like what? Universal healthcare?

National rent control, shutting down all fracking and offshore drilling on her first day in office, breaking up the big tech companies, national $15 minimum wage, green new deal, forgiving all student loans, free college for all, a wealth tax, universal child care for all, massive ‘investment’ in government housing, forcing big corporations to give 40% of their board seats to employee representatives, creating government-run drug companies, Oh, and lots and lots of new regulations in all areas of the economy.

Medicare-for-all will be a disaster, but it’s one of the lesser of her crazy ideas. Breaking up Apple, Google, Amazon and facebook would be devastating to the economy of California and would be a gift to foreign tech companies like HTC and Huawei. The disruption to the internet would be massive, as almost everyone now uses Amazon AWS or Microsoft Azure for their back-end cloud connections.

Banning fracking will instantly remove 67% of gas production and 43% of oil production in the U.S. Say goodbye to hundreds of billions in revenue, just as all those new expensive programs need it most. Fracking has driven down the cost of natural gas, leading to widespread use and resulting in the U.S. being the only country to meet the Paris climate change targets. Get rid of fracking, and the U.S. will have to import more gas, and burn more coal. Under her plan, short term carbon emissions would go up substantially as they did in Germany when they shut down nuclear and began buying energy from other, dirtier countries to make up the shortfall.

Also, Warren is against all nuclear power, so she and Sanders are the biggest threats to doing anything meaningful about climate change.

She’s also a serious authoritarian. Her Consumer Finance Protection Agency was specifically set up (by her) to be unaccountable to congress.

If Warren actually did half of what she is promising to do, she’d do severe damage to the economy.

Her wealth tax will cause the biggest capital flight you’ve ever seen.

As for Bernie, he is Elizabeth Warren with a greater love for autocrats and formal socialism.

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