# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2019, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7982 "2019-10-12T04:03:59Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Yeah, you can get all kinds of locally-distilled booze around here now, but it’s just not the same if it doesn’t have that fine, clear, Kentucky hill stream water that the milk cows shat in.

NYS has limestone caves and milk cows shitting in the water too. Hyper-local ftw!

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2019, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7983 "2019-10-12T04:32:43Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
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> Actually, tourism to the US is down. The Spanish tourist industry and luxury shops are kind of very grateful to the Orange Alien but don’t want to say it too loud in case he decides to hit our food exports to the US with more tariffs.
> 
> (We’ve surpassed the US in number of foreign tourists and now stand second only to France).

Every syllable of my post was dripping with sarcasm directed against Trump and his Party. The tourists were there just “to see the Statue of Liberty before it’s torn down.”

> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> I support your statement as a whole, but could we leave out the generalizing epithet of women as “whores”?

I apologize. I should have used the term “sex-slaves.” I pictured the video where billionaire Trump tells a joke to billionaire Jeffrey Epstein and has him in stitches.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2019, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7984 "2019-10-12T04:54:29Z")

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That works!

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2019, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7985 "2019-10-12T13:15:49Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Perhaps Sam wasn’t one of the people predicting a market meltdown in response to ACA, too.
> 
> Rich people don’t sulk, taking their balls and going home. They don’t John Galt, for the simple reason that they can’t. They need use plebes to make money off of. They sulk, and then they maximize their profit under the new rules, just like always.

True. “Right sizing” the workforce is often their first measure of profit maximization strategies. I’m not suggesting nothing can or should be done. I’m saying it will inevitably come at a cost to the middle and working class. It always does. Which goes back to higher taxes on the wealthy and large corporations. Now will that lead to a market melt down? If the economy is set for a “correction” every conservative will put the blame on the higher tax policies of the new Dem administration, not the ‘sulky profit maximizing’ measures of the wealthy corporations and investors.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7986 "2019-10-13T13:09:14Z")

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Except if the middle class is destroyed, who’s going to buy all those auto/refrigerators/whatever the robots are producing? Or, in a service economy, who’s going to brew up their espresso? The uber-rich are going to wind up like the proverbial New England village in winter where the economy is the same slowly circulating five dollar bill, only it’ll be a $5-billion EFT.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7987 "2019-10-13T13:12:59Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Except if the middle class is destroyed, who’s going to buy all those auto/refrigerators/whatever the robots are producing? Or, in a service economy, who’s going to brew up their espresso? The uber-rich are going to wind up like the proverbial New England village in winter where the economy is the same slowly circulating five dollar bill, only it’ll be a $5-billion EFT.

That would involve them thinking more than one quarter ahead, and that’s not going to happen.

Also, they are the smartest capitalists, the other (less smart) ones will keep people employed to buy their stuff.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7988 "2019-10-13T14:28:12Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Except if the middle class is destroyed, who’s going to buy all those auto/refrigerators/whatever the robots are producing? Or, in a service economy, who’s going to brew up their espresso? The uber-rich are going to wind up like the proverbial New England village in winter where the economy is the same slowly circulating five dollar bill, only it’ll be a $5-billion EFT.

\<minor hijack\> Which proverbial New England village is this? I’ve never heard this one. \</mh\>

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7989 "2019-10-13T16:15:45Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Except if the middle class is destroyed, who’s going to buy all those auto/refrigerators/whatever the robots are producing?..

A few years after World War II, Edsel Ford was showing UAW Chief Walter Reuther around a brand new automobile factory filled with automated workers.

Ford: “How you going to make these robots pay their union dues, Walter?”  
Reuther: “How are you going to get them to buy your cars?”

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7990 "2019-10-13T16:39:21Z")

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I made the mistake of reading some of the MAGAts’ comments on his tweets about let the Turks/Kurds fight and how he is using economic force to bring world peace- my god, people are posting supportive, “love you Mr president” fawning insanity.  
Why did I do that?

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7991 "2019-10-13T17:27:56Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> I support your statement as a whole, but could we leave out the generalizing epithet of women as “whores”? I’ve personally known several “whores,” both Filipina and Indonesian, and while there were opportunistic, shallow individuals among them, others were trying to escape abuse or provide for impoverished families.
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> (Sorry if I seem overly PC. It’s just that your characterization of women who partner with foreign men for economic reasons is so at odds with the reality I know that I can’t help myself. I firmly believe you meant no offense.)

No not overly PC. And such situations need to combated at the root of the problem. With that said, think about Trumps ‘Modeling agency’, Epstein’s party’s, and who attended them, and… Melania Trump. She may just be a gold digger, or is there more there?

What, ever happened to all of Epstein’s videos I wonder? After Epstein’s Manhattan mansion was raided, it took 5 weeks before his island was raided. Five weeks. Hmmmm…

> [@from Wiki](#):
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> Epstein installed concealed cameras in numerous places on his properties to allegedly record sexual activity with underage girls by prominent people for criminal purposes, such as blackmail.[77] Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein’s close companion, told a friend that Epstein’s private island in the Virgin Islands was completely wired for video and the friend believed that Maxwell and Epstein were videotaping everyone on the island as an insurance policy.[78] It was also reported that Epstein’s mansion in New York was wired extensively with a video surveillance system

Sort of odd that. No news? Or a complete cover up?

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7992 "2019-10-13T18:23:37Z")

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A note about my comment above. A high class whore is still a whore. It’s all about the negotiation.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7993 "2019-10-13T23:18:07Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> No not overly PC. And such situations need to combated at the root of the problem. With that said, think about Trumps ‘Modeling agency’, Epstein’s party’s, and who attended them, and… Melania Trump. She may just be a gold digger, or is there more there?
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> What, ever happened to all of Epstein’s videos I wonder? After Epstein’s Manhattan mansion was raided, it took 5 weeks before his island was raided. Five weeks. Hmmmm…  
> Sort of odd that. No news? Or a complete cover up?

The latter, of course. Epstein had a decent IQ, from most accounts; he would have made sure that heads of major corporations with an influence on news–not just the networks and newspapers themselves, but also the investors in same–would have been compromised. Politicians too, of course.

Whoever is holding onto that evidence (William Barr at a guess) has no incentive to give up the leverage it provides by releasing it publicly. And the major journalistic outfits will cooperate by making sure no enterprising reporters try to establish the facts of what happened to that evidence.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2019, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7994 "2019-10-14T12:35:39Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> \<minor hijack\> Which proverbial New England village is this? I’ve never heard this one. \</mh\>

I read the phrase some years ago and it stuck with me. My Google-fu comes up with nothing so maybe I should have left off ‘proverbial.’

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2019, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7995 "2019-10-14T12:43:23Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> \<minor hijack\> Which proverbial New England village is this? I’ve never heard this one. \</mh\>

I think it is possibly some version of [this story](https://www.econlib.org/archives/2012/01/an_answer_to_a.html):

> [@](#):
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> ```
> It’s a slow day in some little town……..
> The sun is hot….the streets are deserted.
> Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
> 
> On this particular day a rich tourist from back west is driving thru town.
> He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.
> As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
> The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
> The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the feed store.
> 
> The guy at the Farmer’s Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her services on credit.
> She, in a flash rushes to the motel and pays off her room bill with the motel owner.
> The motel proprietor now places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.
> 
> At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money & leaves.
> 
> NOW,… no one produced anything…and no one earned anything…however the whole town is out of debt and is looking to the future with much optimism.
> 
> ```

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2019, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7996 "2019-10-14T12:53:28Z")

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Trump tweeted “Happy Birthday” to the Navy…but not to his daughter Tiffany.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2019, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7997 "2019-10-14T13:32:41Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Trump tweeted “Happy Birthday” to the Navy…but not to his daughter Tiffany.

Obviously, he stands to make much more money off the US Navy than off of her. If he could find a way to whore her out to Saudi Arabia for a buck or two, he’d find the time to send her a card.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2019, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7998 "2019-10-14T13:34:53Z")

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… you may wish to edit that out?

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/7999 "2019-10-14T13:45:26Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> … you may wish to edit that out?

Not sure why, he’s acting like a pimp for our military.

“Hey, you looking for a rough time?”

Tiffany is more than smart enough that she’s stayed the hell away from her father. She doesn’t perform for him, so he ignores her existence.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2019, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8000 "2019-10-14T14:05:04Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Tiffany is more than smart enough that she’s stayed the hell away from her father.

Considering the combined IQ of her parents, Tiff must be some kind of weird psychobiological sport.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2019, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8001 "2019-10-14T14:39:55Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Considering the combined IQ of her parents, Tiff must be some kind of weird psychobiological sport.

Unlike the rest of her genetic (cess)pool, I think her one adaptive survival instinct is to realize how stupid she really is and to try to avoid drawing attention.

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