# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 402
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8022 "2019-10-15T19:40:02Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I can’t be the only person who sees “OANN” and thinks, “onanism,” right? It’s for people who probably jerk off thinking of Trump. > [@](#): > > For those Not in the Know: “One America News Network, also referred to as One America News, is an American right-wing pay television news channel launched on July 4, 2013, owned by Herring Networks, Inc. The network is headquartered in San Diego, California, and operates a news bureau in Washington, D.C. and New York City.” I’ve heard it described as making Fox News look left-wing. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8023 "2019-10-15T20:04:47Z")
I’m guessing Alex Jones wanted too much for them to use his InfoWars brand. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8024 "2019-10-15T21:49:58Z")
Trumpelthinskin remains stuck between the “denial” and “anger” stages: > [@Angry Birdbrain](#): > > The Fox Impeachment poll has turned out to be incorrect. This was announced on Friday. Despite this, the Corrupt New York Times used this poll in one of its stories, no mention… …of the correction which they knew about full well! “Fox News Pollster Braun Research Misrepresented Impeachment Poll: Analysis” @NYPost The reference is apparently to a _New York Post_ article presenting an “unskewed” version of the poll suitable for those who prefer to believe that [DEL]the Americans are not in Baghdad[/DEL] a majority of Americans do not want the Orange Pustule lanced. ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8025 "2019-10-15T23:33:21Z")
Herring Networks! Lol, what a perfect platform for ONAN. ---
**Author:** ![racepug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8026 "2019-10-16T00:22:49Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > His over all knowledge about the constitution is that it contains The Second Amendment, which is about gun ownership I’ve long had the feeling that that’s all ANY conservatives know about the Constitution. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8027 "2019-10-16T00:38:06Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I can’t be the only person who sees “OANN” and thinks, “onanism,” right? . . . Well you aren’t the only one _now_. Until you mentioned it I thought it looked like the J was missing. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8028 "2019-10-16T00:43:42Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Well you aren’t the only one _now_. Until you mentioned it I thought it looked like the J was missing. Hehe. You’re welcome. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8029 "2019-10-17T20:13:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Nancy Pelosi needs help fast! There is either something wrong with her “upstairs,” or she just plain doesn’t like our great Country. She had a total meltdown in the White House today. It was very sad to watch. Pray for her, she is a very sick person! > ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8030 "2019-10-17T20:19:04Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1184620202480193537](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1184620202480193537) More projection. I can’t read them anymore without replacing him/her to “me”. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8031 "2019-10-17T20:21:00Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1184620202480193537](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1184620202480193537) “She’s also fat, has stupid-looking hair and orange skin, and wants to fuck her own daughter!” ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8032 "2019-10-18T16:26:42Z")
il Doofus supports “ultimate solution” for Kurdish problem: > [@Twittler](#): > > Just spoke to President @RTErdogan of Turkey. He told me there was minor sniper and mortar fire that was quickly eliminated. He very much wants the ceasefire, or pause, to work. Likewise, the Kurds want it, and the ultimate solution, to happen. Too bad there wasn’t… ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8033 "2019-10-18T16:35:59Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > il Doofus supports “ultimate solution” for Kurdish problem: Not the best choice of words when ethnic cleansing is going on. Yesterday, Trump said the Turks [had to “clean out”](https://twitter.com/SamanthaJPower/status/1184909873307377664) the Kurds along the border. ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8034 "2019-10-18T17:06:40Z")
For shits and giggles, and to see what we had been horrified by three years ago and have completely forgotten about in the three-ring shitshow since, I found this. > [@bobot](#): > > If Twitter doesn’t jump the shark in the next 4 years, this is bound to be one mammoth thread full of the stupidest shit ever uttered by a President of the United States. I guess, as Americans, we’ve got that going for us. - Originally posted 11/30/16\* **bobot,** I wanna take you to Vegas! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8035 "2019-10-18T17:13:51Z")
I’m in, but we have to check out an Aerosmith show while their residency is happening! ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8036 "2019-10-18T17:28:42Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > I’m in, but we have to check out an Aerosmith show while their residency is happening! I see your Aerosmith and raise you one Penn & Teller. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8037 "2019-10-18T18:25:51Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Not the best choice of words when ethnic cleansing is going on. Yesterday, Trump said the Turks [had to “clean out”](https://twitter.com/SamanthaJPower/status/1184909873307377664) the Kurds along the border. Yeah, but they’re brown so he doesn’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8038 "2019-10-18T18:38:39Z")
It’s OK the abandon the Kurds. They didn’t provide us with any aircraft during the Revolutionary War. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8039 "2019-10-18T20:04:49Z")
Since the Stable Genius was in such a massive hurry to obey Putin that we had to bomb our own facility, did anyone happen to account for what was destroyed? In tax dollars squandered or, God forbid, by means an inventory? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8040 "2019-10-18T20:29:06Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Since the Stable Genius was in such a massive hurry to obey Putin that we had to bomb our own facility, did anyone happen to account for what was destroyed? In tax dollars squandered or, God forbid, by means an inventory? So far, AFAIK, the only official word (from Col. Caggins via Twitter) is ammunition. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8041 "2019-10-18T20:39:52Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > So far, AFAIK, the only official word (from Col. Caggins via Twitter) is ammunition. I thought we didn’t have any ammunition? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=401) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=403)