# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 403
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8042 "2019-10-18T21:02:42Z")
What about all those cans of Coca-Cola I read about, that fell into Russian hands? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8043 "2019-10-18T21:20:02Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > What about all those cans of Coca-Cola I read about, that fell into Russian hands? \*\*Col. Bat Guano: \*\*you know what’s gonna happen to you? **Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:** What? **Col. Bat Guano:** You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8044 "2019-10-18T21:23:22Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > What about all those cans of Coca-Cola I read about, that fell into Russian hands? Huh, if it were [Pepsi](https://www.businessinsider.com/how-pepsi-briefly-became-the-6th-largest-military-in-the-world-2018-7), then at least it would be consistent. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8045 "2019-10-18T22:21:16Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > \*\*Col. Bat Guano: \*\*you know what’s gonna happen to you? > **Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:** What? > **Col. Bat Guano:** You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company. A-plus. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2019, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8046 "2019-10-19T14:03:48Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > \*\*Col. Bat Guano: \*\*you know what’s gonna happen to you? > **Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:** What? > **Col. Bat Guano:** You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company. Perfect. And sadly true. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8047 "2019-10-19T19:12:02Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > ahhhhh…so, not smart, but chameleon-crafty. I like it. > > It would also be cool if Barron burst his genetic bonds and ended up as a soulful poet, a brilliant engineer, or a master oboist. … or at least **not** a no good stinking contemptible lying scumbag. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2019, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8048 "2019-10-19T19:13:35Z")
> [@mistymage](#): > > And used a **Russian ship** as an example of how great our Navy is… soon replaced with a photo of actual US Navy ships. > > [Trump retweets photo of Russian battleship to wish U.S. Navy a "Happy Birthday"](https://occupydemocrats.com/2019/10/13/trump-retweets-photo-of-russian-battleship-to-wish-u-s-navy-a-happy-birthday/) > > [Florida Republican wishes 'Happy Birthday to the U.S. Navy' with picture of Russian Battlecruiser](https://www.newsweek.com/florida-republican-mocked-us-navy-birthday-message-russian-ship-1464935) Well he IS their asset, their flunky after all. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2019, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8049 "2019-10-19T19:15:14Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1184620202480193537](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1184620202480193537) Typical projection. He melts down, shits his diaper, and then says she did it. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2019, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8050 "2019-10-19T19:19:43Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Typical projection. He melts down, shits his diaper, and then says she did it. Actually it’s more of a “no you !”, since he used the exact same words and accusations she did. BTW, NSA, if you’re reading this (and we know you are), helpful reminder that it’s about time to change the President’s diaper. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2019, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8051 "2019-10-19T19:59:57Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > Actually it’s more of a “no you !”, since he used the exact same words and accusations she did. BTW, NSA, if you’re reading this (and we know you are), helpful reminder that it’s about time to change the President’s diaper. [No puppet. No puppet. _You’re_ the puppet!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaVWRetR4jg) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2019, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8052 "2019-10-19T22:25:27Z")
Individual 1: “Susan Rice, who was a disaster to President Obama as National Security Advisor, is now telling us her opinion on what to do in Syria. Remember RED LINE IN THE SAND? That was Obama. Millions killed! No thanks Susan, you were a disaster.” > Millions? Susan Rice, in response: “Then why did you come up and hug me at 2015 WHCD when I’d never met you (which was totally gross) and whisper in my ear that I had been “very unfairly treated” over Benghazi and “was doing a great job for the country”?” > > > Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2019, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8053 "2019-10-19T23:05:15Z")
Thar was his evil(er) twin Skippy. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2019, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8054 "2019-10-19T23:37:36Z")
That was when he thought he had a chance of fucking her. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2019, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8055 "2019-10-20T02:39:04Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > That was when he thought he had a chance of fucking her. You know, I truly believe he is operating at that level. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2019, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8056 "2019-10-20T03:26:12Z")
So much sore losing: > [@Trumpelthinskin](#): > > I thought I was doing something very good for our Country by using Trump National Doral, in Miami, for hosting the G-7 Leaders. It is big, grand, on hundreds of acres, next to MIAMI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, has tremendous ballrooms & meeting rooms, and each delegation would have… …its own 50 to 70 unit building. Would set up better than other alternatives. I announced that I would be willing to do it at NO PROFIT or, if legally permissible, at ZERO COST to the USA. But, as usual, the Hostile Media & their Democrat Partners went CRAZY! …Therefore, based on both Media & Democrat Crazed and Irrational Hostility, we will no longer consider Trump National Doral, Miami, as the Host Site for the G-7 in 2020. We will begin the search for another site, including the possibility of Camp David, immediately. Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2019, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8057 "2019-10-20T03:41:56Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > So much sore losing: > [@Orange Anus](#): > > Therefore, based on both Media & Democrat Crazed and Irrational Hostility… This bit reminded me of the language and phrasing used in North Korean state announcements. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2019, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8058 "2019-10-20T04:34:34Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > You know, I truly believe he is operating at that level. ☹ I mean, it’s been blatant for years that Loser Donald sees women as sex toys first and people second. That’s why his favorite insult for women who stand up to him is “nasty”, because his idea of a woman’s worth to him is tied intrinsically to her attractiveness and willingness to do sex for him. It’s the root of the way he sexualizes his daughters - he has the best genes, so therefore they _must_ be the sexiest women alive. ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2019, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8059 "2019-10-20T06:21:20Z")
I doubt Ambassador Rice is … _blonde_, shall we say … enough for Herr Drumpf. Jus’ sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2019, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8060 "2019-10-20T06:46:10Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > I mean, it’s been blatant for years that Loser Donald sees women as sex toys first and people second. That’s why his favorite insult for women who stand up to him is “nasty”, because his idea of a woman’s worth to him is tied intrinsically to her attractiveness and willingness to do sex for him. It’s the root of the way he sexualizes his daughters - he has the best genes, so therefore they _must_ be the sexiest women alive. To date I have seen no evidence whatsoever that he sees _anyone_ other than himself has people. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2019, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8061 "2019-10-20T13:59:52Z")
Donald Trump [doesn’t know](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1185907415499378690) his Secretary of Defense’s name. (Bolding mine). Quoted because it will probably be deleted. “Mark **Esperanto** , Secretary of Defense, “The ceasefire is holding up very nicely. There are some minor skirmishes that have ended quickly. New areas being resettled with the Kurds.” USA soldiers are not in combat or ceasefire zones. We have secured the Oil. Bringing soldiers home!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=402) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=404)