# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 407
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8122 "2019-10-24T00:56:12Z")
Whether or not “LYNCHING” is apt, you have to admit Trump is a strange fruit. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8123 "2019-10-24T02:12:47Z")
> [@Fair\_Rarity](#): > > Finally found on scopes that he did not call him the incorrect name. So… yay? That brings the score to Decorum 1 to Lunacy… well, I can’t count that high Maybe we need to start counting his WTF moments in moles rather than units. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8124 "2019-10-24T02:29:47Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > The Tweeter-in-Chief just called Republicans who are less than full-throated in his defense “human scum”. > > Comparisons to cornered, snarling rats are appropriate. How long until he locks himself in the Presidential bunker, poisons his dog and tops himself, you guys think ? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8125 "2019-10-24T03:01:35Z")
Infinite, since he doesn’t have a dog. Which I think is good news for all dogs, really. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8126 "2019-10-24T03:37:29Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > How long until he locks himself in the Presidential bunker, poisons his dog and tops himself, you guys think ? No dog would have him. More likely he’ll lock himself in the Presidential bunker, poison Rudy Giuliani, and top himself. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8127 "2019-10-24T03:46:59Z")
Poisoning’s too good for Roody. Want to see him hanging from his heels in Union Square, like Mussolini. — Uke, longtime New Yorker ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8128 "2019-10-24T03:55:49Z")
Acceptable. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8129 "2019-10-24T03:57:04Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > No dog would have him. > > More likely he’ll lock himself in the Presidential bunker, poison Rudy Giuliani, and top himself. :dubious: I seriously doubt he’s got the stones to top himself, and I’d rather see him alive and miserable anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8130 "2019-10-24T04:43:58Z")
> [@Trancephalic](#): > > Whether or not “LYNCHING” is apt, you have to admit Trump is a strange fruit. Epic ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8131 "2019-10-24T04:51:36Z")
I… I… I can’t even: > [@](#): > > (Kiddingly) We’re building a Wall in Colorado”(then stated, “we’re not building a Wall in Kansas but they get the benefit of the Wall we’re building on the Border”) refered to people in the very packed auditorium, from Colorado & Kansas, getting the benefit of the Border Wall! > I know we have somebody here who speaks Trump, and rather fluently. Anyone know who that soul is, and can you ask him to come here to decipher the above? It’s like this medieval codex, just barely on the forefront of recognition… ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8132 "2019-10-24T05:09:50Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > I… I… I can’t even: > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1187222295556874241?s=19](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1187222295556874241?s=19) > > I know we have somebody here who speaks Trump, and rather fluently. Anyone know who that soul is, and can you ask him to come here to decipher the above? It’s like this medieval codex, just barely on the forefront of recognition… It looks like the second half of a tweet he forgot to send the first part of, and as usual, he’s calling back on “that was a joke” as he often does when he says something batshit crazy (e.g. “I’m the chosen one”), and hoping his slack-jawed followers don’t stop to think about how nobody laughed, he wasn’t smiling, and the fact that he doesn’t appear to even understand the concept of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8133 "2019-10-24T05:14:31Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > I… I… I can’t even: > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1187222295556874241?s=19](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1187222295556874241?s=19) I really got a kick out of [this map](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHmALQzX4AIW3Sa.jpg) on that link. > [@JohnT](#): > > I know we have somebody here who speaks Trump, and rather fluently. Anyone know who that soul is, and can you ask him to come here to decipher the above? It’s like this medieval codex, just barely on the forefront of recognition… Smapti and I have both been posting mock Trump tweets (and those are obviously mock so no violations of board rules on quoting or even of plagiarism. They’re pretty damn close to what Tan the Conman posts though. Smapti is far better at it than I. ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8134 "2019-10-24T05:24:55Z")
I think I can translate. See, Colorado shares a border with New Mexico and since we have to keep the Mexicans out, the wall will prevent any Mexicans (old OR new) from getting into our country. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8135 "2019-10-24T05:39:33Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I seriously doubt he’s got the stones to top himself, and I’d rather see him alive and miserable anyway. I mean realistically speaking, he’s more likely to lock himself in the Presidential bunker, poison Eric, top Giuliani and then blame the fake news media for doing it. But y’know. It’s just that I couldn’t read that tweet about human scum without “Das war ein \*\*BEFEHL \*\*!” immediately running through my admittedly addled, spent-too-much-time-on-the-internet brain. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8136 "2019-10-24T13:21:33Z")
The sentence just before, he was talking about the wall on the border in New Mexico. I’m guessing he remembered that since he was speaking in Colorado, he wall must be on the border between New Mexico and Colorado. There is a logic there. I’m not saying it’s a good logic, but there is a logic. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8137 "2019-10-24T13:38:18Z")
He was speaking in Pittsburgh, though. Y’know, that might be the key to this whole mess. He doesn’t speak in any known human language, but in _Pittsburgh_, some weird proto-language that spontaneously pops into the speech centers of his cranium whenever he sees a microphone. We can only hope for the emergence of a Rosetta Stone of some kind to enable us to unlock the secrets of that twisted, America-hating psyche. I suggest that we start by checking their catalog, under “P.” ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8138 "2019-10-24T13:51:37Z")
> [@Trancephalic](#): > > Whether or not “LYNCHING” is apt, you have to admit Trump is a strange fruit. He barges into young ladies’ dressing rooms. Nothing fruity about Donny Two-scoops. Strange, OTOH. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8139 "2019-10-24T13:57:21Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > I… I… I can’t even: > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1187222295556874241?s=19](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1187222295556874241?s=19) > > I know we have somebody here who speaks Trump, and rather fluently. Anyone know who that soul is, and can you ask him to come here to decipher the above? It’s like this medieval codex, just barely on the forefront of recognition… I love how every time Trump says something unbelievably stupid or ignorant, the go-to defense on Twitter from his MAGAbots and their inferior human counterparts is still that he’s a master string-puller who deliberately fucked up just to rile up the libs and the press. When he strokes out on live TV, it’ll be “President Trump made his brains leak out of his nostrils and the fake news media lost their MINDS!!! LOL!!” ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8140 "2019-10-24T13:58:51Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > He barges into young ladies’ dressing rooms. Nothing fruity about Donny Two-scoops. Strange, OTOH. (It’s a Billie Holiday song about lynching. It’s heavy. The “fruit” is hanging from trees.) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8141 "2019-10-24T14:05:29Z")
My gf was on the phone with some customer service rep and they’d reached a stalemate in their discussion. My gf dropped an F bomb, then immediately apologized, explaining, “the orange shitgibbon is in Pittsburgh and I’m dealing with the traffic”. The CSR laughed, made a similar anti-Trump statement, then gave my gf more than she was asking for. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=406) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=408)