# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 408
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8142 "2019-10-24T14:23:20Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > My gf was on the phone with some customer service rep and they’d reached a stalemate in their discussion. My gf dropped an F bomb, then immediately apologized, explaining, “the orange shitgibbon is in Pittsburgh and I’m dealing with the traffic”. > The CSR laughed, made a similar anti-Trump statement, then gave my gf more than she was asking for. Finally a politician that can bring us all together. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8143 "2019-10-24T15:54:28Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > Infinite, since he doesn’t have a dog. Which I think is good news for all dogs, really. What’s that thing on top of his head, then? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8144 "2019-10-24T16:44:20Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > What’s that thing on top of his head, then? :dubious: A piece of very old, nylon 6-6 shag carpeting. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8145 "2019-10-24T16:44:37Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > What’s that thing on top of his head, then? :dubious: Camouflaged brain slug. ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8146 "2019-10-24T18:00:16Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Camouflaged brain slug. Must be dying by now. ---
**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8147 "2019-10-24T19:48:15Z")
It starved to death years ago and the stuff that looks like hair is just threads of mold growing on it. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8148 "2019-10-24T19:51:18Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > What’s that thing on top of his head, then? :dubious: The better half of the whole package. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8149 "2019-10-24T20:32:15Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > He was speaking in Pittsburgh, though. > > Y’know, that might be the key to this whole mess. He doesn’t speak in any known human language, but in _Pittsburgh_, some weird proto-language that spontaneously pops into the speech centers of his cranium whenever he sees a microphone. Yinz don’t know what yinz’re talkin’ about n’at…jagoffs! ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8150 "2019-10-24T21:34:33Z")
> [@tricoteuse](#): > > It starved to death years ago and the stuff that looks like hair is just threads of mold growing on it. But there _isn’t_ any stuff that looks like hair. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8151 "2019-10-24T23:57:44Z")
Someone said it on the SDMB, so can’t take credit, but it looks like someone pissed in a cotton candy machine and made a toupee. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8152 "2019-10-26T00:00:06Z")
> [@Loser Donald](#): > > To Tim: The Button on the IPhone was FAR better than the Swipe! Tim Apple could not be reached for comment ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8153 "2019-10-27T01:56:53Z")
> [@Loser Donald](#): > > Something very big has just happened! That was half an hour ago and he hasn’t tweeted since. Maybe he’s going to announce that Melania had sex with him for the first time in 3 years. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8154 "2019-10-27T02:08:26Z")
> [@Loser Donald](#): > > Something very big has just happened! I hope he didn’t press the buttons on the nuclear football. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8155 "2019-10-27T02:15:37Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > I hope he didn’t press the buttons on the nuclear football. Laces out! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8156 "2019-10-27T02:18:19Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > That was half an hour ago and he hasn’t tweeted since. > > Maybe he’s going to announce that Melania had sex with him for the first time in 3 years. She was bound to forget to lock the saferoom door eventually. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8157 "2019-10-27T02:31:06Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > That was half an hour ago and he hasn’t tweeted since. I guess the Ex-Lax worked. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8158 "2019-10-27T02:48:50Z")
Over an hour. Heart attack? He would tweet about it before calling 911… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8159 "2019-10-27T02:54:29Z")
NBC on Facebook (so I can’t link) says there’ll be an announcement tomorrow at 9am. What a clown. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8160 "2019-10-27T03:01:22Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Over an hour. Heart attack? He would tweet about it before calling 911… Hour and a half now… Love [the guesses](https://www.rawstory.com/2019/10/something-very-big-has-just-happened-donald-trump/) so far. Like… > [@](#): > > Did you golf a perfect game or achieve world peace, I’m dying to know. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8161 "2019-10-27T03:17:07Z")
OK, so what’s happening tomorrow that he’s trying to distract attention from? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=407) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=409)