# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/801 "2017-02-15T19:54:48Z")

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No, then the director of the CIA goes and presents the evidence to the press and allows themselves to be put on trial.

If the spooks think it’s serious enough to go to war with politicians, it’s serious enough for them to put themselves on trial.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/802 "2017-02-15T19:56:44Z")

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> [@Grey](#):
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> I said they are capable of fabricating evidence.
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> You’ve missed my point. If you allow the security apparatus to unilaterally act against an elected President and their cabinet, you have destroyed the village to save the village.
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> The various spy agencies can report through the political process and have those mechanism deal with the problem.

What if the political process is corrupted, and is the problem?  
Are they supposed to just report it to Trump, and then ignore it when he appoints Flynn anyway, even though they’ve just told Trump that Flynn is a major security risk, and susceptible to blackmail by the Russians?

Are they supposed to report it to the spineless weasel Republicans in congress who seem incapable of any independent thought processes, and irregardless, have their noses so far up Trump’s behind that their eyes are brown?  
In summary; What do they do when the very people they are supposed to report to _are the ones lying and violating law and the constitution?_

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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/803 "2017-02-15T19:59:04Z")

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See my post above.

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/804 "2017-02-15T20:00:36Z")

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> [@Grey](#):
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> I said they are capable of fabricating evidence.
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> You’ve missed my point. If you allow the security apparatus to unilaterally act against an elected President and their cabinet, you have destroyed the village to save the village.
> 
> The various spy agencies can report through the political process and have those mechanism deal with the problem.

So far, the various agencies have been reporting to government officials (for example, the acting Atty Gen who Trump fired) and the media. I’m sure they are ready to help Congress investigate further. If Congress is willing to investigate.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/805 "2017-02-15T20:16:37Z")

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> [@Crotalus](#):
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> I am encouraged by the fact that they said “he will die in jail”, not “he will die in office suddenly and mysteriously”.

I hope they’re compassionate and let him have access to Twitter in jail. Cutting him off might destroy his will to live, and would certainly deprive us of entertainment.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/806 "2017-02-15T21:54:04Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> irregardless

regardless

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/807 "2017-02-15T22:31:52Z")

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That too.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/808 "2017-02-15T23:13:04Z")

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> [@Evil\_Economist](#):
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> regardless

Ha! I knew that would come up. I love you guys.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/809 "2017-02-15T23:35:57Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Ha! I knew that would come up. I love you guys.

Linguistic ambiguities and dopers are a flammable combination.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/810 "2017-02-15T23:44:30Z")

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Inflammable.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/811 "2017-02-16T00:04:02Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> I hope they’re compassionate and let him have access to Twitter in jail. Cutting him off might destroy his will to live, and would certainly deprive us of entertainment.

Put him away, with an iPod that doesn’t work.

Kind of like giving a starving person canned food and no can opener.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/812 "2017-02-16T00:21:18Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Ha! I knew that would come up. I love you guys.

I want you to know I bit my typing tongue.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/813 "2017-02-16T01:35:34Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Inflammable.

Flame retardant.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/814 "2017-02-16T01:38:22Z")

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Flame _challenged._

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/815 "2017-02-16T03:43:30Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> **“The real story here is why are there so many illegal leaks coming out of Washington? Will these leaks be happening as I deal on N.Korea etc?”**
> 
> Hey, asshole, leaks aren’t illegal.

So now I’m hearing maybe some of the leaks really are illegal. Tough shit if so, you’re _still_ an asshole.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/816 "2017-02-16T03:48:52Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> Flame retardant.

Flame developmentally delayed.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/817 "2017-02-16T06:13:09Z")

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And, of course, the [right-wing media](http://www.independentsentinel.com/former-cia-analyst-says-barack-obama-is-behind-the-white-house-leaks/) insists that Obama’s behind it.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/818 "2017-02-16T07:20:29Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> And, of course, the [right-wing media](http://www.independentsentinel.com/former-cia-analyst-says-barack-obama-is-behind-the-white-house-leaks/) insists that Obama’s behind it.

What? I thought it was Hillary’s fault!

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/819 "2017-02-16T08:55:14Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> And, of course, the [right-wing media](http://www.independentsentinel.com/former-cia-analyst-says-barack-obama-is-behind-the-white-house-leaks/) insists that Obama’s behind it.

So _this_ is when he finally takes our guns and puts us in Sharia Law FEMA camps!

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/820 "2017-02-16T13:15:20Z")

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Gotta be true, just saw the same thing at the supermarket, _National Enquirer_

**Obama’s Plot To Impeach Donald Trump**

> **[National Enquirer | Hottest Celebrity Gossip & Entertainment News](https://www.nationalenquirer.com/)**
>
> Check back often for the most up-to-the-second gossip, news and Hollywood happening anywhere. Follow stories as they happen & see what's happening right now.

(Your correspondent includes the link for the sake of formality and procedure, you are neither required nor encouraged to click, unless your morning is going altogether too well, and you need a bit of the brown acid…)

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