# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 413
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8242 "2019-11-09T23:50:10Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I’m all for the Former President being allowed to host a TV show from prison for the rest of his life (without possibility of parole). I’d like to see it make loads of money from advertisers, cable subscriptions, whatever. And all proceeds can go to those individuals has swindled over the years. This is an excellent idea. Not only for the ‘justice for the swindled’ aspect, but for the ‘Trump richly deserves torture, and nothing would torture him like this’ aspect. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8243 "2019-11-10T02:11:56Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Just as well; I don’t think they have TV studios in prison: > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by Pantsless Elderly Uncle in Chief Fake News is reporting that I am talking to Mark Burnett about doing a big show, perhaps The Apprentice, after the presidency, which I would assume they mean in 5 years. This is not true, never had such a conversation, don’t even have time to think about it. False reporting! _Trump as the Apprentice_ : Season one - Watch as President Donald Trump attempts to navigate the red tape and bureaucracy of government to attempt to get a Library Card. [ul] [li]See his attempts to locate a library in real time! [/li][li]See him navigate to the customer service counter. [/li][li]Watch as REAL librarians attempt to explain what books are![/li][/ul] If Donald completes these tasks, next season is promising to be special as he attempts to buy a pair shoes WITHOUT IVANCA TO GUIDE HIM! ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8244 "2019-11-10T03:26:13Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > _Trump as the Apprentice_ : Season one - Watch as President Donald Trump attempts to navigate the red tape and bureaucracy of government to attempt to get a Library Card. > > [ul] > [li]See his attempts to locate a library in real time! [/li][li]See him navigate to the customer service counter. [/li][li]Watch as REAL librarians attempt to explain what books are![/li][/ul] > If Donald completes these tasks, next season is promising to be special as he attempts to buy a pair shoes WITHOUT IVANCA TO GUIDE HIM! I’d prefer a program along the lines of, \*“Watch the newest inmate learn to navigate the ins and outs of prison life! Currency! Etiquette! Sharing and taking turns! Personal hygiene! It’s like kindergarten, except a mistake can cost you a body part!” \* ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8245 "2019-11-10T15:18:37Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I’d prefer a program along the lines of, \*“Watch the newest inmate learn to navigate the ins and outs of prison life! Currency! Etiquette! Sharing and taking turns! Personal hygiene! It’s like kindergarten, except a mistake can cost you a body part!” > \* I like that. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8246 "2019-11-15T19:10:49Z")
Trump with a predictable reaction to the Roger Stone verdict. > > [@Chief Wutabout](#): > > So they now convict Roger Stone of lying and want to jail him for many years to come. Well, what about Crooked Hillary, Comey, Strzok, Page, McCabe, Brennan, Clapper, Shifty Schiff, Ohr & Nellie, Steele & all of the others, including even Mueller himself? Didn’t they lie?.. Mueller? Really? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8247 "2019-11-15T19:17:45Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > Trump with a predictable reaction to the Roger Stone verdict. > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1195389483664990208](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1195389483664990208) > > Mueller? Really? Well, if we’re going to put liars in jail, you know who has to move to the head of the line, amirite? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8248 "2019-11-15T19:20:48Z")
It’s just blather. It’s like overhearing a drunk asshole at the end of the bar. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8249 "2019-11-15T20:02:19Z")
[Trump tweets a round of witness intimidation right when the witness is actually testifying.](https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/impeachment-hearing-11-15-19/h_efc3ed228f2159443c2d7c2d77464b18) ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8250 "2019-11-15T21:30:54Z")
I think Trump would LOVE prison. Seriously. He’s the Ultimate Criminal of Criminals. He would be the King of the Cellblock, The Grand Czar of Alcatraz. He would have willing servants to wait on him hand and foot. If the prison attempted to give him a work assignment, there would be multiple inmates vying to do it for him. The entire prison population would make it their prime mission to get him anything he wanted. I’m basing this off accounts I’ve read of Bernie Madoff’s and Jordan Belfort’s ( the Wolf of Wall Street) prison time. I imagine Trumps experience would be like theirs on steroids. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8251 "2019-11-15T21:32:34Z")
> [@MovieMogul](#): > > [Trump tweets a round of witness intimidation right when the witness is actually testifying.](https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/impeachment-hearing-11-15-19/h_efc3ed228f2159443c2d7c2d77464b18) This has even breached Ken Starr’s partisan wall. > [@](#): > > Fox News commentator Ken Starr said that Trump “showed extraordinarily poor judgment” in his tweets. “So obviously this was quite injurious.” ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8252 "2019-11-15T21:43:09Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > I think Trump would LOVE prison. Seriously. He’s the Ultimate Criminal of Criminals. He would be the King of the Cellblock, The Grand Czar of Alcatraz. He would have willing servants to wait on him hand and foot. If the prison attempted to give him a work assignment, there would be multiple inmates vying to do it for him. The entire prison population would make it their prime mission to get him anything he wanted. > > I’m basing this off accounts I’ve read of Bernie Madoff’s and Jordan Belfort’s ( the Wolf of Wall Street) prison time. I imagine Trumps experience would be like theirs on steroids. I suspect that he’ll be convicted of various financial crimes, but unlikely to be sent to prison. I can see him under house arrest in some remaining property that hasn’t been foreclosed due to bankruptcy. But even if sentenced to prison, he’s unlikely to be surrounded by hardened violent offenders. He’d be popular with the country club prison population, though. It’s not often you get to serve time with a failed president. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8253 "2019-11-15T21:53:22Z")
> [@MovieMogul](#): > > [Trump tweets a round of witness intimidation right when the witness is actually testifying.](https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/impeachment-hearing-11-15-19/h_efc3ed228f2159443c2d7c2d77464b18) Is there a text-only version of this item? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8254 "2019-11-15T23:07:09Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Is there a text-only version of this item? It’s been all over the news, bet it’d be easy to find. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8255 "2019-11-15T23:08:48Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I suspect that he’ll be convicted of various financial crimes, but unlikely to be sent to prison. I can see him under house arrest in some remaining property that hasn’t been foreclosed due to bankruptcy. He might be better off in a clean-kitchen well-maintained bedbug-free Club Fed. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8256 "2019-11-18T15:41:09Z")
[Trump [tweets] he will ‘strongly consider’ testifying in impeachment probe](https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/18/trump-says-he-will-strongly-consider-testifying-in-impeachment-probe.html) - like hell he will! ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8257 "2019-11-18T15:56:24Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Trump [tweets] he will ‘strongly consider’ testifying in impeachment probe](https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/18/trump-says-he-will-strongly-consider-testifying-in-impeachment-probe.html) - like hell he will! He also said he was eager for an interview with Robert Mueller, and repeatedly promised to release his tax returns. ---
**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8258 "2019-11-18T15:59:26Z")
> [@jasg](#): > > This has even breached Ken Starr’s partisan wall. “Poor judgement”?? The fucker has an Army and he threatened a woman with the full might and power of the President’s office. Christ, what a weenie. And Ken Starr wrote letters pleading for leniency for a child rapist, as well as protected rapists and harassed their victims while he was at Baylor. Calling Trump’s behavior “an error in judgement” makes it sound like somebody got confused about ATMs work and wound up robbing the bank instead. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8259 "2019-11-18T17:24:35Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Trump [tweets] he will ‘strongly consider’ testifying in impeachment probe](https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/18/trump-says-he-will-strongly-consider-testifying-in-impeachment-probe.html) - like hell he will! Just wanted to highlight this: > [@Donald J. Chump](#): > > Our Crazy, Do Nothing (where’s USMCA, infrastructure, lower drug pricing & much more?) Speaker of the House, Nervous Nancy Pelosi, who is petrified by her Radical Left knowing she will soon be gone (they & Fake News Media are her BOSS), suggested on Sunday’s DEFACE THE NATION… > > …that I testify about the phony Impeachment Witch Hunt. She also said I could do it in writing. Even though I did nothing wrong, and don’t like giving credibility to this No Due Process Hoax, I like the idea & will, in order to get Congress focused again, strongly consider it! That’s got to set some sort of record for well-poisoning. I count at least ten insults in just the first sentence. Also, after complaining for weeks about a supposed lack of due process, now he seems to be complaining that there IS due process. “Word salad” no longer seems adequate for this sort of thing; more like word mousse. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8260 "2019-11-18T20:35:47Z")
That’s got Scavino written all over it. Over the top insults and a big dropped pile of doo-doo to chew on? A smoke screen while they finish scraping out the inside of Trump’s head at Walter Reed and they figure out what to do next, if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8261 "2019-11-18T20:57:00Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > That’s got Scavino written all over it. Over the top insults and a big dropped pile of doo-doo to chew on? A smoke screen while they finish scraping out the inside of Trump’s head at Walter Reed and they figure out what to do next, if you ask me. I’ve always pictured the inside of his head as looking like the[inside of a pumpkin.](https://sciencemonday.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/dsc_5904_edited-1.jpg) Warning: scary picture, may induce nightmares. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=412) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=414)