# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 414
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8262 "2019-11-18T21:07:56Z")
Probably not as many seeds in Trump’s cranium. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8263 "2019-11-18T23:28:54Z")
I’m more than half convinced that the “thinking” is done by the entity on top of his head. ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8264 "2019-11-19T01:10:15Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > That’s got Scavino written all over it. Over the top insults and a big dropped pile of doo-doo to chew on? A smoke screen while they finish scraping out the inside of Trump’s head at Walter Reed and they figure out what to do next, if you ask me. Absolutely. You think trump could come up with wordplay like “Deface The Nation”? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8265 "2019-11-21T11:22:40Z")
He actually tells the truth about the impeachment situation: > [@Schmuck l'Orange](#): > > If this were a prizefight, they’d stop it! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8266 "2019-11-21T11:52:19Z")
**DJT** : Day of your testimony, you might feel a slight sting. That’s pride fuckin’ with you. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that shit. 'Cause a year from now, when you kicking it Trump Tower Moscow, you gonna say to yourself, “Donald Trump was right.” **Gordon** : I got no problem with that, Mr. Trump. **DJT** : On the 20th, your ass goes down. Say it. **Gordon** : On the 20th, my ass goes down. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8267 "2019-11-21T12:07:12Z")
He could have been a contender. Instead of a bum. Which is what he is. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8268 "2019-11-21T15:22:31Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > It’s just blather. It’s like overhearing a drunk asshole at the end of the bar. Except the drunk asshole in the bar eventually gets tossed out, or gets his ass kicked. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8269 "2019-11-21T15:29:11Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I suspect that he’ll be convicted of various financial crimes, but unlikely to be sent to prison. I can see him under house arrest in some remaining property that hasn’t been foreclosed due to bankruptcy. But even if sentenced to prison, he’s unlikely to be surrounded by hardened violent offenders. He’d be popular with the country club prison population, though. It’s not often you get to serve time with a failed president. He is STILL trying to keep anyone from seeing his taxes. Why? Because he is guilty as all fuck - Russian money, fraud, laundering, tax evasion, etc etc etc. After what … THREE courts turned down his attempts to hide his taxes (?), he STILL gets to fight and keep them locked away. Rule of law? Doesn’t apply to him. WTF. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8270 "2019-11-21T16:11:07Z")
> [@](#): > > I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or understand a conversation. I’ve even tried, but to no avail. Try it live! You’re a fuckin’ loudmouth! ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8271 "2019-11-21T17:03:00Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > You’re a fuckin’ loudmouth! They should listen to my wife’s phone calls. She keeps the volume so high I can take part in the call. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8272 "2019-11-21T17:18:49Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > **DJT** : Day of your testimony, you might feel a slight sting. That’s pride fuckin’ with you. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that shit. 'Cause a year from now, when you kicking it Trump Tower Moscow, you gonna say to yourself, “Donald Trump was right.” > > **Gordon** : I got no problem with that, Mr. Trump. > > **DJT** : On the 20th, your ass goes down. Say it. > > **Gordon** : On the 20th, my ass goes down. Goddamn Democrats, running around, fucking in the bushes. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8273 "2019-11-21T17:21:37Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > You’re a fuckin’ loudmouth! > > > [@](#): > > > > Quote: > > I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or understand a conversation. I’ve even tried, but to no avail. Try it But it’s been confirmed by the guy you were talking to. It’s like saying “don’t believe the Whistleblower” after you have confessed to the exact points the whistleblower was making. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8274 "2019-11-21T17:33:13Z")
When I read this: > [@](#): > > I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or understand a conversation. I’ve even tried, but to no avail. Try it live! I assumed it was one of those Doper specialties, a made-up-to-sound like him quotes, but FFS, the man actually tweeted that. Yikes. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8275 "2019-11-21T18:05:21Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Goddamn Democrats, running around, fucking in the bushes. [Hee](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/b7/ff/c2b7ffd703e57f6572f6867ecdfba6b8.jpg) [hee](https://coffeefortwo.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/bloom-county.gif?w=367)! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8276 "2019-11-21T18:33:03Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > When I read this:I assumed it was one of those Doper specialties, a made-up-to-sound like him quotes, but FFS, the man actually tweeted that. Yikes. I know this sounds like a tired joke, but I mean it sincerely. It may be on his twitter account, but I don’t believe for a second that Trump wrote it. It’s written and punctuated too coherently. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8277 "2019-11-21T19:00:35Z")
> [@Steve\_McQwark](#): > > I know this sounds like a tired joke, but I mean it sincerely. It may be on his twitter account, but I don’t believe for a second that Trump wrote it. It’s written and punctuated too coherently. And its says “to no avail.” I agree, Trump didn’t write that. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8278 "2019-11-21T19:20:59Z")
> [@Steve\_McQwark](#): > > I know this sounds like a tired joke, but I mean it sincerely. It may be on his twitter account, but I don’t believe for a second that Trump wrote it. It’s written and punctuated too coherently. > [@Procrustus](#): > > And its says “to no avail.” I agree, Trump didn’t write that. I mean I was shocked that it was an authentic quote from his account, not a Doper parody (which are usually right on the nose). ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8279 "2019-11-21T22:10:03Z")
“I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or understand a conversation. I’ve even tried, but to no avail. Try it live!” > ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8280 "2019-11-21T22:44:10Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > “I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or understand a conversation. I’ve even tried, but to no avail. Try it live!” > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1197521967777222656](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1197521967777222656) Where had you been for the past six hours? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8281 "2019-11-21T23:50:13Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Where had you been for the past six hours? 😉 Hey, six hours is better than six decades. Like that article he posted yesterday on President Batista resigning and “some guy named… Fiddle? taking over”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=413) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=415)