# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8302 "2019-12-09T20:20:20Z")

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And don’t forget that a large number of those were retweets, which means he had to have been reading Twitter in between tweets/

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8303 "2019-12-09T22:45:49Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> From that link: And the Pubbies still claim in public that he is fit to be President. :smack:

It’s like that crazy ex who slams the door, then opens it back with “AND ANOTHER THING”, then slams it _again_. All day long.

Ask me how I know 😉

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**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8304 "2019-12-09T22:52:51Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> And don’t forget that a large number of those were retweets, which means he had to have been reading Twitter in between tweets/

I don’t think so, except for replies from his carefully curated list of unblocked followers. He doesn’t read anything over the five characters in his name, and no way in hell he knows how to retweet. It’s Scavino.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8305 "2019-12-10T01:40:50Z")

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> [@HelenGawn](#):
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> I don’t think so, except for replies from his carefully curated list of unblocked followers. He doesn’t read anything over the five characters in his name, and no way in hell he knows how to retweet. It’s Scavino.

Probably. Though you’d think Scavino would have the brainpower to realize—even as Trump obviously would not—that tweeting 105 times in a day is bound to be received as “crazed.” I mean, Scavino is a former caddy, for goodness’ sake.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8306 "2019-12-10T02:37:20Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> And don’t forget that a large number of those were retweets, which means he had to have been reading Twitter in between tweets/

Not quite reading; based on several instances of “retweeting stuff that was actually against him as if it was pro,” he just seems to pick trigger words.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8307 "2019-12-10T14:51:09Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Probably. Though you’d think Scavino would have the brainpower to realize—even as Trump obviously would not—that tweeting 105 times in a day is bound to be received as “crazed.” I mean, Scavino is a former caddy, for goodness’ sake.

Maybe – just maybe – he’s a mole for the Deep State trying to bring Trump down.

“Jeez, I wore my thumbs out the other day. 105 tweets! What is it going to take for people to think his nibs is a loon?”

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8308 "2019-12-10T15:08:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> To Impeach a President who has proven through results, including producing perhaps the strongest economy in our country’s history, to have one of the most successful presidencies ever, and most importantly, who has done NOTHING wrong, is sheer Political Madness! #2020Election

No, political madness is how you’re in office at all.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8309 "2019-12-10T15:27:19Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > To Impeach a President who has proven through results, including producing perhaps the strongest economy in our country’s history, to have one of the most successful presidencies ever, and most importantly, who has done NOTHING wrong, is sheer Political Madness! #2020Election
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> No, political madness is how you’re in office at all.

I do not believe The Donald is capable of crafting such a phrase as “sheer political madness.” :dubious:  
BTW, **Skywatcher** , that orange type is hard to read. I get why you’re doing it. Can you at least make it bold?

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8310 "2019-12-10T15:45:57Z")

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Seems to be common knowledge that Scavino (and some others) have access to the Trump twitter account. It’s been ruled that the tweets are part of the official record. [https://www.pri.org/stories/2018-02-19/donald-trumps-tweets-are-now-presidential-records](https://www.pri.org/stories/2018-02-19/donald-trumps-tweets-are-now-presidential-records)

Is/are Scavino/others vulnerable in any way for inaccuracies, liable, witness intimidation, or other charges when the adults are in charge?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8311 "2019-12-10T17:18:55Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Individual 1 tweeted or retweeted 105 times Sunday.  
> [Donald Trump Tweets 105 Times In Single Day, Attacking Impeachment Inquiry and Top Democrats](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-tweets-105-times-single-day-impeachment-inquiry-1476157)

Well, having to flush ten or fifteen times at each sitting gives him a lot of time to fill…

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8312 "2019-12-10T18:47:42Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Well, having to flush ten or fifteen times at each sitting gives him a lot of time to fill…

My toilet fills slowly-- it might take 20 mins for the tank to fill. (Old house, old toilet, let’s not go there. Not a problem for me.) At that rate, every visit to the Executive Toidy would take him five hours. But then he probably has one of those Power Assist toilets as befits the Most Powerfulblahblahblah.

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8313 "2019-12-11T01:13:21Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> My toilet fills slowly-- it might take 20 mins for the tank to fill. (Old house, old toilet, let’s not go there. Not a problem for me.) At that rate, every visit to the Executive Toidy would take him five hours. But then he probably has one of those Power Assist toilets as befits the Most Powerfulblahblahblah.

The Most Powerful Asshole in the World?

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8314 "2019-12-11T14:23:32Z")

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Just noticed that Time magazine picked Greta Thunberg for their person of the year.

Wonder if Trump will have anything to tweet on that…

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8315 "2019-12-11T14:42:10Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Just noticed that Time magazine picked Greta Thunberg for their person of the year.
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> Wonder if Trump will have anything to tweet on that…

He’ll probably disparage her because nobody knows more about climate change that trump.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8316 "2019-12-11T16:21:03Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> My toilet fills slowly-- it might take 20 mins for the tank to fill. (Old house, old toilet, let’s not go there. Not a problem for me.) At that rate, every visit to the Executive Toidy would take him five hours. But then he probably has one of those Power Assist toilets as befits the Most Powerfulblahblahblah.

More likely, one of [these](https://forbigandheavypeople.com/extra-large-toilet-seats-for-heavy-people/).

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**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8317 "2019-12-11T19:09:13Z")

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Has he tweeted anything about volcanoes lately? I’ve not been paying attention. Did I miss anything hot?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8318 "2019-12-11T19:23:03Z")

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It’s all New Zealand’s fault for not raking its volcanoes.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8319 "2019-12-11T23:05:12Z")

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Eruptile dysfunction

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8320 "2019-12-12T13:54:34Z")

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As expected.

> [@](#):
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> So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill! [https://twitter.com/realromadowney/status/1204822160470093824](https://t.co/M8ZtS8okzE)  
> — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12, 2019

Nya nyah-nyah _nyah nyah_! Beaten by an actual _little girl_! You’re the one who needs to chill, Donnie! 😛

Not the first time, ya big Doofus in Chief.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8321 "2019-12-12T14:37:50Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> As expected.  
> Nya nyah-nyah _nyah nyah_! Beaten by an actual _little girl_! You’re the one who needs to chill, Donnie! 😛
> 
> Not the first time, ya big Doofus in Chief.

Poor liddle donnie! Maybe next year? With tweets likes this, he is certainly showing why he should be person of the year, or as he used to call it, “man of the year”.

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