# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 417
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8322 "2019-12-12T15:08:52Z")
I’m surprised the tan twerp didn’t call the magazine, the cover, and the award fake. Given his own display of a particular fake magazine cover, that would be hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8323 "2019-12-12T19:05:46Z")
Greta responded by changing her Twitter main page to say, “A teenager working on her anger management problem. Currently chilling and watching a good old fashioned movie with a friend.” [https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg](https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg) Individual 1 also tweeted a picture of his head superimposed over Greta’s body and naming him as person of the year. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8324 "2019-12-12T19:11:49Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Greta responded by changing her Twitter main page to say, “A teenager working on her anger management problem. Currently chilling and watching a good old fashioned movie with a friend.” > [https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg](https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg) > > Individual 1 also tweeted a picture of his head superimposed over Greta’s body and naming him as person of the year. :smack: One is a mature reaction and the other is kindergarten level. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8325 "2019-12-12T19:14:28Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1 also tweeted a picture of his head superimposed over Greta’s body and naming him as person of the year. Is this true? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8326 "2019-12-12T19:19:13Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Greta responded by changing her Twitter main page to say, “A teenager working on her anger management problem. Currently chilling and watching a good old fashioned movie with a friend.” > [https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg](https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg) > > Individual 1 also tweeted a picture of his head superimposed over Greta’s body and naming him as person of the year. I wish she hadn’t done this. I wish she hadn’t given his comments any notice or recognition. She should have ignored him like our moms told us to do with bullies and dumb shits. Of course, she really IS a little kid. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8327 "2019-12-12T19:29:34Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1 also tweeted a picture of his head superimposed over Greta’s body and naming him as person of the year. I… I don’t know whether this is a joke, and if so, on whose part. Fuckin’ Poe ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8328 "2019-12-12T19:31:36Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Is this true? Yup. > **[Trump's team photoshops his face over Greta Thunberg's on Time Person of the...](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-greta-thunberg-time-person-of-the-year-2019-a9243726.html)** > > US president mocks climate-change activist: ‘Chill Greta, Chill!’ ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8329 "2019-12-12T19:32:47Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > Yup. > > [Trump’s team photoshops his face over Greta Thunberg’s on Time Person of the Year cover | The Independent | The Independent](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-greta-thunberg-time-person-of-the-year-2019-a9243726.html) Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8330 "2019-12-12T20:15:44Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > Yup. > > [Trump’s team photoshops his face over Greta Thunberg’s on Time Person of the Year cover | The Independent | The Independent](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-greta-thunberg-time-person-of-the-year-2019-a9243726.html) Oh Goddammit. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8331 "2019-12-12T20:31:40Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Oh Goddammit. What? He’s admitting to feeling like a little girl. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![slumtrimpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@slumtrimpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slumtrimpet)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8332 "2019-12-12T21:00:23Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > What? He’s admitting to feeling like a little girl. 😃 He should be so lucky. ps. what you said there is right in line with “runs like a girl”, “throws like a girl” etc. Not cool actually. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8333 "2019-12-12T21:05:15Z")
His tits are bigger, the fat fuck. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8334 "2019-12-12T21:09:58Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > His tits are bigger, the fat fuck. And her balls, too. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8335 "2019-12-12T21:18:34Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > Yup. > > [Trump’s team photoshops his face over Greta Thunberg’s on Time Person of the Year cover | The Independent | The Independent](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-greta-thunberg-time-person-of-the-year-2019-a9243726.html) What a fragile fat fucking limpdick. Couldn’t take it that anyone but him got some deserved attention and recognition. This is a new low for the orange assclown. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8336 "2019-12-12T21:34:49Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > What? He’s admitting to feeling like a little girl. 😃 I suppose it’s an improvement over his usual _ **feeling** _ little girls. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8337 "2019-12-12T22:12:19Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Is this true? > [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > Yup. > > [Trump’s team photoshops his face over Greta Thunberg’s on Time Person of the Year cover | The Independent | The Independent](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-greta-thunberg-time-person-of-the-year-2019-a9243726.html) I saw this elsewhere. Applying Poe’s Law, I don’t know if Trump War Room is a parody site or not. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8338 "2019-12-12T22:58:40Z")
As for 2:30 p.m. today, Trump had either tweeted or retweeted 108 times just for the day, beating his previous binge record of 105, which was set just last Sunday. That’s how he spends his executive time. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8339 "2019-12-12T23:24:01Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > As for 2:30 p.m. today, Trump had either tweeted or retweeted 108 times just for the day, beating his previous binge record of 105, which was set just last Sunday. > > That’s how he spends his executive time. IDK how long it takes to post a tweet. But I’d be currious how many actual minutes or hours it takes to tweet that many times. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8340 "2019-12-12T23:29:51Z")
You’d also need to account for the time it takes his handlers to explain to him all the items he is retweeting. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8341 "2019-12-12T23:42:27Z")
I thought we decided it was a staffer doing all that tweeting. Someone who could spell. I’ll bet he has a couple of people sitting around proposing tweets and projecting them on a giant screen so Donnie can give them the thumbs up or the thumbs down (appropriately enough). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=416) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=418)