# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8362 "2019-12-20T18:16:31Z")

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n/m

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**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8363 "2019-12-20T20:29:47Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Since it’s not a real danger to Napoleon Boneyspurs himself (between the shrieking mobs of deplorables and the Kremlin’s kompromat files, few if any GOP senators dare turn on him), he isn’t going to be dissuaded. The aforementioned GOP senators will just have to try to weather the storm as best they can (I’m rooting for the reefs and shoals).

Are there pocket sharks living amongst the reefs and shoals? Because that would be really cool.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8364 "2019-12-20T21:32:55Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> There’s no way he stays quiet, and that’s a real danger if this ever ends up going to the Senate for a trial. It’s well-documented that there is less support among Republicans in the senate. Some Republicans, like Romney, don’t have to worry about re-election anytime soon. And others, like Collins, do have to worry about carrying a state that could easily go Blue. They will be watching the polls. People have a tendency to live in the present. If he says the wrong thing at the wrong time, that could put some senators under the spotlight.

I was just watching the news and there was an item on how White House officials are nervous because he’s going down to Mar-a-Lago now for the holidays and who knows what he’ll do/say/tweet when his handlers are at a distance and he’s listening to his buddies (such as they are; I don’t think Trump has ever had any real friends, just associations with people who have similar interests such as Jeffery Epstein).

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8365 "2019-12-20T22:44:40Z")

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The number of times people have posted in this thread “that ship has sailed” regarding Trump and his supporters…well. it’s a veritable armada.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8366 "2019-12-21T02:41:11Z")

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The Fascist that launched a thousand shits.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8367 "2019-12-21T03:00:54Z")

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> [@amarinth](#):
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> Christianity Today is not a left wing publication. It may be many, many things - but not left wing.
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> It’s also telling that he doesn’t seem to understand that other people (or organizations) might have core beliefs or principles other than, well, quid pro quo. In his head, he “helped” someone, so now they owe him. He can’t wrap his head that they might be guided in some other way. …

Another factor adding to Trump’s rage is that he has been personally assured by some substantial number of “Christian faith leaders” that he IS Chosen. They’ve been in and out of the Oval Office since he was installed there, and they’ve been flattering him quite far up the wazoo.

So naturally he expects all Christians (as well as “Christians”) to treat him with the deference he’s been told that he deserves.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8368 "2019-12-21T04:01:10Z")

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Some line floating around, maybe even here already…God sent us Trump because He ran out of locusts.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8369 "2019-12-21T04:27:29Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Some line floating around, maybe even here already…God sent us Trump because He ran out of locusts.

From the Clusterfuck thread:

> [@The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/39555):
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> They warned about the Anti-Christ for 2000 years, and when he showed up they voted for him.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8370 "2019-12-21T04:57:41Z")

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[I am reminded of this…](http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/blog/antichrist/)

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8371 "2019-12-21T05:47:41Z")

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> [@Steve\_McQwark](#):
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> Are there pocket sharks living amongst the reefs and shoals? Because that would be really cool.

With frickin laser beams??

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8372 "2019-12-21T05:58:40Z")

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> [@amarinth](#):
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> Christianity Today is not a left wing publication. It may be many, many things - but not left wing.

My very religious grandmother, who voted for the Constitution Party in 2000 and believed that George W. Bush wasn’t a good Christian, used to read CT. She kept it in the bathroom when I lived with her as a teenager.

She’s not lucid anymore and she probably has no idea what’s going on these days, but I’d _really_ like to think she’d be sick to her stomach with Loser Donald.

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**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8373 "2019-12-21T06:14:25Z")

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> [@rick kitchen](#):
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> individual 1 criticizes nancy pelosi’s teeth  
> [https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1206335971974959107](https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1206335971974959107)

> [@el\_kabong](#):
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> what, did she throw them out? Did she see how they roll?

iswydt

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**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8374 "2019-12-21T12:00:54Z")

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**lSWYDT**

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8375 "2019-12-21T13:12:48Z")

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> [@Kamino\_Neko](#):
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> [I am reminded of this…](http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/blog/antichrist/)

For those who don’t know the strip, Joyce is a home-schooled Christian who’s getting her horizons stretched – sometimes quite painfully – at her freshman year in college, the Univeristy of Indiana to be specific.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8376 "2019-12-21T15:37:17Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> The Fascist that launched a thousand shits.

I’m going to choose this not being a typo because it’s funnier that way.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8377 "2019-12-21T19:09:06Z")

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[Trump touts Putin speaking out against his impeachment](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-touts-putin-speaking-out-against-his-impeachment/2019/12/21/7f23baf2-2404-11ea-a153-dce4b94e4249_story.html) (paywall after so many free articles/month)

> [@](#):
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> Late Friday night, minutes before deplaning in Florida for the holidays, President Trump retweeted a link to an article in which Russian President Vladimir Putin defended him against impeachment.
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> “A total Witch Hunt!” the president tweeted at 10:30 p.m., as he shared a 36-hour-old Associated Press tweet that read: “BREAKING: Russian President Vladimir Putin says U.S. President Donald Trump’s impeachment is far-fetched and predicts the U.S. Senate will reject it.”
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> Trump’s critics responded to the tweet, expressing exasperation more than incredulity.
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> “At the end of the day, it’s always Putin First,” wrote conservative commentator and “Never Trumper” Bill Kristol.
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> “Trump wants us to know that Putin has his back. We know,” tweeted Eric Columbus, a former Justice Department appointee in the Obama administration.
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> “Putin is a dictator who jails opponents, kills opponents, invades neighbors, interferes in democracies’ elections, etc. I don’t think an American president should be buddying with him. I wonder if Trump defenders are ever (secretly) embarrassed by this stuff. I hope so,” wrote Jay Nordlinger, a senior editor at the right-leaning National Review.

WWRRT? (What Would Ronald Reagan Think)

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**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8378 "2019-12-21T20:03:48Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> WWRRT? (What Would Ronald Reagan Think)

“WTF ? Why is there still some public money poured into mental health ? Did I fucking stutter ?! SCREW THESE PEOPLE, LET THEM DIE OFF !”

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8379 "2019-12-21T20:04:21Z")

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Trump has absolutely no clue as to what constitutes “good optics”. He may be the worst politician who ever lived, much less the worst to ever win an election.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8380 "2019-12-21T20:47:01Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Trump has absolutely no clue as to what constitutes “good optics”. He may be the worst politician who ever lived, much less the worst to ever win an election.

No, no, grasshopper, you’ve got that wrong. Whatever he does, however he looks, whatever he says-- THAT, _by definition_ is “good optics.” On the golf course, at a rally, behind the desk in the Oval Office, on the toidy, licking Putin’s ass-- all of it: good optics, the best optics, perfect optics! See how that works?

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**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8381 "2019-12-21T20:56:59Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Whatever he does, however he looks, whatever he says-- THAT, _by definition_ is “good optics.”

Unless he does or says it under LED lights instead of incandescent ones. Then he looks orange.

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